I was standing by my sink, washing dishes, after a very silent and awkward breakfast. I HATE washing dishes! Nobody can possibly grasp the depth of my hatred for dishes. However, I have to wash them because a) I'm the only one living in my house and b) Prussia refuses to wash the dishes when he stays here because he's too 'awesome' for such 'un-awesome' housework.

While I was musing to myself about the evilness of dishes, I felt two arms suddenly wrap themselves around my waist.

"How is my little Birdie doing?" Prussia asked as he set his head on top of mine.

"Better, now that you're here." I whispered as I shyly leaned into his embrace.

Prussia snorted, "That's so corny, it would be unattractive if somebody else said it."

I feigned surprise, "Does that mean I'm unattractive?"

I could practically see his eyes pop out of his head, "N-n-no Birdie, that's not what I meant!"

I quickly turned around so I could look at his face. My back pressed up against the counter as I placed my right hand on his chest. I put my other hand on the back of his neck and started playing with his hair. "I don't believe you." I challenged.

"Then let me prove it to you." Prussia's eyes darkened as he picked me up and sat me on top of the counter. I gasped as he ripped my nightshirt off and several buttons scattered on the floor. Prussia began planting kisses on my bare chest. His hands lightly traveled up and down my spine. I moaned as I wrapped my legs around his waist and pulled him closer.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS DOING!" America shouted from the doorway.

America's booming voice made me jump and fall off of the counter, Prussia barely caught me before I hit the tiles. I quickly stood up and desperately tried to re-button my shirt, "N-n-n-nothing, we were just...just...ummm,"

"'Just ummm' NOTHING!" America shouted again as he stomped through the kitchen, "I can't prevent you guys from ever having sex, but seriously, NOT WHILE I'M HERE!"

I glanced at Prussia before I looked down and mumbled, "W-we haven't actually had sex...I-I'm still a virgin.."

America stood dumbfounded, "You guys haven't...not even once?"

My face burned uncontrollably, "N-no...not even once."

America just stood there and stared at us. I shuffled my feet and looked at the ground steadily.

"Well, this is awkward." Prussia stated as he backed away from us, "I'll just let you guys talk this out." and with that, he bolted out of the kitchen and up the stairs.

"Well, what did you come in here for?" I awkwardly asked America, trying to change the subject.

"I just needed the phone so I could call Iggy and see if the coast was clear and ask him to pick me up. But, then I was distracted by the weird albino trying to have sex with my brother on the kitchen sink." He said shaking his head and walking toward my phone that was hanging on the wall.