I was in the kitchen eavesdropping on America's conversation with England. It contained a lot of yelling, "But Iggy" and all that junk, it seemed like England was really pissed. Just as I turned around to get a bottle of water from my refrigerator, I heard America hang up the phone.

"Iggy says there is a world meeting today and we HAVE to go...unfortunately." America said in a huff.

My eyes widened and I gasped, "That's TODAY?"

America rolled his eyes, "That's what I JUST said."

I looked down at my ruined pj's. There was no way that I could go to a meeting like this, even IF nobody ever sees me. "I'll be ready in about 10 minutes." I said to America as I turned to go upstairs.

******TIME SKIP******

I stared at the floor. Nobody at the stupid meeting was talking to me. Why do I even bother to show up? Its not like they would even notice if I didn't. Prussia was sitting 3 seats away...wait, was he asleep? I looked around quietly, England was yelling something about money and was shoving some charts in France's face while America stuffed himself with his nasty hamburgers and Switzerland was threatening to bash everybody's faces in with his Peace Prize. Basically, it was just your average meeting. Meaning, I would not be noticed.

I stood up and slowly walked over to Prussia. My suspicions were right, he was SNORING for God's sake. I set Kumajiro on the table in front of the sleeping German while I delicately sat down on his lap and wrapped my arms around his neck.

Damn, he's still asleep. I looked around again to check that nobody was paying attention. I leaned my face toward Prussia's and pulled a small piece of hair on the back of his neck while simultaneously planting a quick kiss on his cheek to make up for the small hurt.

Prussia's head snapped up and he let out a little squeak. America looked over and yelled in his HERO voice, "HEY LOOK DUDES! CANADIA IS GIVING PRUSSIA A LAP DANCE!"

Everybody stopped what they were doing to look at us. "Way to go, Prussia!" France whistled and gave us a thumbs up. My face burned from embarrassment.

"Shut it you bloody wanker!" England shouted as he smacked France with the charts he had in his hands, "What they are doing is completely unacceptable, if they want to have sex, they need to go find a room like they do at home."

"But Iggy, they haven't had sex yet. Canada is still a virgin." America said, blissfully unaware of the glare Prussia was giving him.

I tried to get up but Prussia grabbed my waist and hugged me to him, "What we do isn't anybody else's business." Prussia growled. This was a new side of him, he was usually so carefree and 'awesome'. He then practically pushed me off of him and stomped out of the meeting room.

What the hell!? I thought as I fell on the floor.

All the other nations started muttering to each other. "I can't believe they haven't done anything yet, I seem to remember that Prussia used to have sex with anybody." France commented.

"He hooked up with me, you, England, Russia, Hungary, Austria...and didn't he do some of the Nordics?" Spain said thoughtfully to France.

"I wonder what's changed.." France whispered back.

I stood up and walked quickly out of the room before anybody could say something to me directly.