Let There Be Drabbles
AN: Hitsumatsu, for 1290r5. I bet y'all are wondering why I updated so fast. I've been cleaning all day for the holidays, and I needed a fluff break. I hope you like! I'm very Hitsuhina, so this is not straight up Hitsumatsu. But I think you'll like it:]
Hitsugaya sighed and signed another paper. Being the Captain of a lazy Lieutenant sure had its downfalls. Where was she anyways?
"Taicho!"
"Are you drunk again?" He deadpanned.
"No! Of course not! You have no faith Taicho."
"You smell like you've been sleeping on someone's carpet for days." He informed her. He had been to her house once and only once. He had been dropping off some paperwork, hoping she wouldn't be able to ignore it in her own home.
He had found bottles to the ceiling, and Kira and Shuuhei were sprawled half naked on her floor. He vowed to never return. What a strange lifestyle. Nakedness and booze.
It was awfully warm in here wasn't it?
"Yer all pink Shiro."
"No I am not! Do your work .And don't call me Shiro!"
"You are! You're like a little pink cupcake!"
Oh sweet mercy. Could this dreadful women not leave him alone?
"You were thinking about that Momo, eh, weren't you?" Matsumoto staggered into the room, sitting on his desk. He scowled up at her.
"No! She's just a friend."
"Are you sure? She's awful pretty. And you grew up with her and all that."
"Momo is pretty and I grew up with her. These facts are true. However, these facts are none of your concern."
"You should kiss her." She stretched out and knocked half the paperwork off his desk in the process.
"How should I do that?"
"How to kiss a person? Che! You should know." She chided. "Everyone knows."
"That's not true." Hitsugaya scoffed.
"Yes it is."
"No it isn't."
"You've never been kissed have you Taicho?"
"I have too. And that's none of your concern anyways."
She gasped, blinked and sneezed at such a statement. These actions all had very jiggly affects. Then she giggled.
"You have virgin lips."
"What? I've kissed,…. That's not true!"
"It is!" She sang. "Taicho's never been kissed! Taicho's never been kissed!"
"I have too!"
"Virgin lips, virgin lips!"
"MATSUMOTO!"
AN: It's cute, no?