Let Their Be Drabbles
AN: Whee! A request! I got a request! Keep them coming! I'll write almost any pairing! Please? In other news I have a Shinji Hiyori masterpiece in the works, so feel free to check it out.
The prompt for this story: Yumichika, Ikkaku, Kenpachi and Unohana at a dinner party. I will do my best! *Bows*
"What is this crap?" Kenpachi demanded, leaving the young server to shiver and stutter.
"It's a menu, Sir."
"Stop messing around Captain." Ikkaku growled under his breath.
"He's never been to a human restaurant before." Yumichika pointed out. "Do give him some credit."
"I want food Kenny! I am so hungry!" Yachiru bounced around on her seat, so excited that she couldn't contain herself.
The group had all been assigned to assess any damages in the living world after the battle for Karakura. Since they had determined that no enemies remained in the city, they were to return tomorrow to their squads.
Until then, they were all starving. Thus, they found themselves in a local restaurant.
"Please do refrain from frightening him, Zarake Taicho. Isane and I would like a pleasant dining experience." Unohana informed him. Ikkaku frowned. That woman was creepy, and he couldn't place why.
"Look at the décor! This place is obviously locally owned. It's so eclectic!" Yumechika pouted and surveyed the area with disdain.
"I want a soda Kenny! Let's get a soda and share it! We can each have a straw! Or a milkshake. Let's get a milkshake Ken-Chan!"
"No. No soda for you, you'll get too hyper. I'm not gonna stick around with you while you bounce around." Ikkaku and Isane exchanged looks. If Kenpachi couldn't put up with bounciness, then why did he have Yachiru as a lieutenant?
"Why the hell is service so slow?" Kenpachi growled. "I have half a mind to…"
"Zarake Taicho, please contain yourself. I think that would be in everyone's best interest ." Unohana smiled strangely at the Captain until he settled down.
"Do you like the décor here, Ikkaku?"
"I don't care about décor." Ikkaku snorted.
"Why can't I have a milkshake Kenny?"
"Your Captain is scary." Ikkaku informed Isane.
"As is yours." The silver haired woman countered.
"They should get married!" Yachiru giggled happily. "I'll be the flower girl!"
"I hate this. Who would match white lamps with green tableware?"
"Shut up, Yumichika.
AN: As always, feel free to request. Even if you have already requested, or if you have a strange pairing. I want requests! I will take them and snuggle them! So send 'em in, m'kay? :]