30. Business Card
Sailor Raspberry
187 Words

"Look, Endy, look! Aren't these just the cutest things?"

Serenity, legs folded, ankles over knees, sat atop a chair in the parlor, draped in a blue gown that matched her ecstatic eyes.

Endymion, still in his pajamas, stopped mid-stride to regard his wife. "What are they?"

She disentangled her limbs and picked up the small, rectangular slips of paper. "They're business cards! I had them specially made!"

He nodded carefully, taking one when it was offered to him. Squinting, he read the lines slowly.

King Endymion and Neo-Queen Serenity
1 Crystal Avenue
Here to rule Crystal Tokyo with ease!

His mouth twisted into a smile; there was a tiny crown printed in the top left corner. "Sere, why do we need business cards?"

She took the paper from him and shuffled it back into the stack. "Because people should know where to find us if they're in trouble!"

He clucked his tongue and turned to glance out the window. All of eastern Tokyo stretched out before them; it was not hard to miss them. He cleared his throat to prevent a laugh. "Well, I think they're marvelous."