Ok this chapter is for Sarah Hawthorne one of my reviewers she thought something like this would be fun. I hope you like it Sarah.
To Allen Pitt. Thank you for your review. I had figured that a death eater had a bright idea to use muggle assassins thinking that no one would see it coming,
I like your thought to…I suppose it could be a death eater Auror.. As for the potion they're working on. I have never heard of Snape having students test their potions on themselves.
He threatened to test one on Neville's toad once, but never a student. He always just has them submit a sample. That he check's for color and consistency. So that's what I assume there doing here.
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When I stepped through the portrait hole I was met with the site of Draco Malfoy sitting on the sofa. In front of the fire, parchment's all laid out
on the table in front of him. " So you finally decided to grace me with your presence I see. " He said rudely. " So am I to take it that they declined
your bid to permanently move your room to the hospital wing ? " " Ha, ha very funny. " I said. " Yes well just so you know . I have filled my
quota for toting you around. Next time you want to have one of your little episodes, get King Potty to drag you to the hospital wing. "
He ranted. I was really getting annoyed now. " I'm going to bed ." I told him.
I just wanted to get away from the obnoxious little doxy . I'd had a bad enough day
without him jumping my case the second I walk in the room.
" Oh no you don't ! WE have to figure out the prefect's patrol schedule. If you think I'm going to do all the work.
While your off getting your beauty sleep think again Princess. " I took a deep breath, I new he was right . It was
my responsibility to help with the patrol schedule. But honestly, did he have to such a raging prat about it ?
" FINE ! " I said and I joined him on the sofa and began the time consuming task of sorting
out everyone's schedule's and working around all of there extra curricular activity's. I also
had to stop Malfoy form setting all the Gryffindor patrols to clash with quiddich practice. Which was really getting irritating ,it was taking for
ever. I don't know how half of them had time to study. I had never seen people with so many hobbies.
It was late when we finally finished, I all but crawled up to my room and went to sleep.
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I woke up the next morning and the first thing I noticed was that my head was warm and vibrating. " Crook's !
Why are you sleeping on my head ? Get off me you fat beast ! What do you take me for ? Honestly ! I'm not your pillow ! " Crooks just laid
there boneless, as I shoved him over. To lazy to bother moving. I hopped out of bed thinking. If I hurry maybe I can beat Malfoy to the
bathroom. I raced for my door tripping on my bedding and slamming into the door face first . " Oof," Well that was lady like . I thought, in my
most sarcastic voice. I hope he didn't hear that. I slowly made my way into the hall. Malfoy's door was still closed. I reached for the bathroom
door knob just as it swung open. I jumped and barely suppressed a scream. He was supposed to still be asleep, but no. There was Malfoy with a
tooth brush in his mouth wearing nothing but a towel . " I thought I heard a natural disaster, figured you must be up. " He said." UHG, ! " Why
are you up so early ! " I demanded annoyed. " So your really going to pretend you didn't rush, out here in the hope of catching a glimpse of me
in the all together ? " He said Laughing. " Oh yeah ! You caught me. I all together wanted to vomit first thing in the morning. " Ha, I thought .
That got him. Done brushing his teeth he walked past me. " If your THAT desperate I suppose the gentlemanly thing to do , would be to help
out the less fortunate. " He said . I looked up to ask him what, that was supposed to mean. When I was hit in the face with a towel, and a full
view of Malfoy's naked bum.
He just walked into his room and kicked the door shut with his foot as if this was something he did every day.
" AAAHHHH ! What is what is wrong with you ! You're sick ! This is a sickness ! Seek, help, you sick, sick, sico ! " I screamed at his door.
and ran in the bathroom locking the door behind me.
I can't believe this ! I am stuck sharing a dorm with a freak Exabishionist . The image of his bum was burned into
my retinas . I think I may be emotionally traumatized . I have had it ! He is so, going to get it ! I will think of something and then I will
do it ! He will pay ! I need to talk to Ginny. She'll help me. So it was with this thought in mind I hurried through my morning routine.
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So I was rushing down the stairs twenty minutes later . A woman on a mission. Malfoy was waiting for me. He was trying to look bored but a
smirk kept creeping on to his obnoxious face. I just glared at him but the affect was ruined because I couldn't stop blushing. Stupid cheeks.
Stupid blushing. I hurried past him and into the hall. I just wanted to get away from the Nudist Pervo. I made it to the Great hall and rushed to
Ginny. " Hey there stranger. Are you going to have breakfast with us ? " She asked. " Yes !" I told her helping myself to some toast and egg's.
Just as the Slytherin table burst out laughing at something Malfoy said. I could feel my cheeks burning again.
" Gin ! This is an emergency ! I need your help. " I said. When Harry leaned in and asked." What's
going on ? " " Nothing just girl stuff. " I told him. " Come on Gin not here. " As I pulled her after me taking breakfast with us.
Sensing mischief afoot she didn't need any encouragement.
" What's going on ? " She asked as soon as we were a safely away from eavesdroppers. I filled her in on every annoying stupid
thing Malfoy had said and done to me since the start of school. Including that they were all probably laughing at me right now. Ginny's
response was just what I had hoped for. She was angry.
" So do you want me to help you hex him ? " She asked like a true friend. " No ! I want to do something to him like a prank."
I told her. " Like what ? " She asked me. " I don't know. That's why I need your help, but it can't be to big, but I want it to be
good. " " Well if you don't want it to be big, your really limiting me here. " She said. " Just think on it I'm sure we can come up with something
by lunch time. " " Ok !" She agreed. We finished off our breakfast quickly. Then it was off to Transfiguration.
For me and Herbology for Ginny.
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It took a bit of dodging but I made it to class by myself. Ron was just going to have to get over himself because I was sitting with Harry whether
he liked it or not. I had barely made it into my seat when he started. " Shouldn't you be sitting with the rest of the Slimy Snake's ! " Ron spat at
me. " Shut your stooped face. You over grown Tic! I have had just about enough of you and your pathetic little tantrums ! "
I shot right back at him loud enough for the whole room to hear. I was mad and nobody messes with me when I'm angry.
Ron's face was as red as his hair and he looked like he was going to blow when Mcgonagall
walked in. " Everyone take your seat's. " She said. It was a long class with Ron glaring and making rude remarks through the whole thing. He
lost Gryffindor ten point's because he just couldn't stop. When was he going to grow up and get over himself ? I thought. Soon was probably to
much to hope for. When class ended I got more promises from Harry to talk to Ron. Like that would help, but I could see that Harry felt bad so I
just told him " Thanks ! " As was becoming normal. I also noticed Ron was getting death glare's from a lot of the Slytherins. Oddly that made me
feel better. But now was not the time for my private musing's. It was now or never. I had to find Ginny and we had to put our plan into action
while everyone was at lunch. I hope she thought of something, because I was so busy fighting with Ron I didn't have a free minute to think of
anything.
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I found Ginny waiting for me outside the Great hall I was out of breath I had ran most of the way. I know that the Head Girl shouldn't bee seen
running in the corridor but my legs are short and I have thing's to be doing. I can't afford to be slow, not today. " Well did you think of
something ? " I asked. " No you ? " I was disappointed. " No me ether ,your stupid brother wouldn't stop bugging me all through class. " I told
her. Ginny's face turned red " What did he say ? I already told mum and she really let him have it, but if he's picking on you. " I cut Ginny off
mid tirade. " Just the same old rubbish he's been spouting from the first day.
I don't think he can come up with anything new. " I told her. " Well I'll deal with my dear brother later.
Right now let's think on our plan." So, some how in our planning it was decided that Ginny needed to see the
Heads dorm to better help her formulate our evil plot. After several minute's of just looking around she turned to me and said. " Well if your sure
you don't want to do something big then, all I can come up with is to shrink all of his pants so he thinks he's getting fat. " " Hmm, Well it's not
that great but I guess if it's all we've got. Then I guess that's what we will have to do. At lest it's something. "I said.
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We ran up to Malfoy's room. His door was shut. I slowly opened it. I was a little surprised it wasn't locked that made me feel a bit guilty. He
trusted me. Even though I new he wasn't there I couldn't help but feel like we were going to be caught any minute.
I was doing something wrong ! We quietly shut the door behind us. I noticed his room was exactly like mine just in reverse. I saw his trunk at
the foot of his four poster just like mine .
I pointed at it and Ginny and I both burst into quiet giggles. She checked the latch. Oh my goodness ! It wasn't locked. I really couldn't stop
laughing now. I had expected that it would be locked. Ginny was sh-shooshing me and trying to stop her own fit of giggle's.
We made quick work of it, and I wanted to go. I couldn't take anymore.
I just knew I was going to get caught. But Ginny wasn't done." Abby, ! Abby get back here ! You can't shrink his pant's and not
his underwear. It wouldn't make sense. " Ginny whispered harshly. "EEW ! I'm not touching his manky underwear. "
I said horrified. " Fine ! I'll do it . You big baby. " Ginny said rolling her eyes at me.
" You just keep a look out. " She ordered. I was panicking. It was taking to long. Then finally she was done.
Ginny had only just finished and I had breathed a sigh of relief.
We were going to be able to escape the scene of the crime. When the portrait hole opened. GASP !
" QUICK HIDE ! HE'S BACK ! " Abby
" WHAT ! WHERE ? " Ginny
" UNDER THE BED ! " Abby
" NO THERE'S STUFF ! ONLY ROOM FOR ONE ! " Ginny
" WHERE DO I GO ? " Abby
" WINDOW ! " Ginny
" WHAT ! ARE YOU MENTAL ? " Abby
" HE'S COMING ! " Ginny
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So that is how, I . A girl who is terrified of heights, ended up plaster to the wall on a seventh story ledge. Outside the Head Boys room.
I could hear Malfoy in his room. He was talking to someone maybe Blaise but the voice sounded a little bit off.
Maybe someone else. Well they were male anyway.
" She's not here. " Said Malfoy. " Well we had better find her. We're supposed to be watching her. " That was definitely Blaise. "
I saw her going some where in hurry with the Weasley girl. " Said mystery voice.
" Did you see which direction they went ? " Ask Draco.
" just upstairs. " Said mystery voice.
"Well we had better keep looking. It's my skin if anything happens to her . " Said Malfoy. " And mine. " Said Blaise.
They were leaving. I had to get off this ledge before someone spots me. I thought.
It wasn't long and Ginny was at the window " They're gone !
How did you get over there ? " Said Ginny. " I don't know. I panicked ! " " Well now your on the wrong side of how the window open's. "
" I don't care just get me off of this stupid ledge ! " I told her. I was starting to panic more and more.
" If I open the bathroom window can you scoot down ? "Ginny asked.
The bathroom window looked like it was a quidditch pitch away. " NO ! "
Ok now I was panicking. " Get Harry ! " I told her.
" Ok ! I will. " She said. " Hurry ! " I yelled . I was trying not to look down but I didn't want to look up ether.
Then I started to think. What if Malfoy comes outside ? What if he see's that I'm outside his window ? He'll know! I can't let that happen.
I'm Head Girl ! Head Girls don't get caught doing stupid things like being stuck on ledges outside the Head Boys bedroom. I am allergic to being
caught ! My sense of self preservation kicked in and I started to scoot away from Malfoy's window. If I could just make it to the bathroom. I
would be home free like Ginny said ! I was almost there when I heard a scream below me. It startled me and my feet slipped.
" AAAHHHH ! I turned and caught the ledge just in time. " HARRY ! " I screamed. I was hanging on by just my fingers, feet flailing. " HARRYYY !"
I screamed. " Hold on ! " I heard some one yell. The next thing I know someone was pulling me on to a broom. Then there was someone else.
" Have you got her ? " " Yea I got her ! " Then we were on the ground . The wonderful solid ground. I turned expecting to see Harry. But
instead I saw Ron ? " WHAT THE BLODDY HELL WAS THAT ! " WHAT ! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET YOURSELF KILLED ! "
I looked over at my other savior Harry, for some help but he looked just as angry.
" It was an accident !" I said looking over seeing Lavender Brown and realizing . There was the screamer that made me slip.
" IF SCREAMING STUPID HERE HADN"T STARTLED ME I WOULDN'T HAVE SLIPPED ! "
" Oh ! So now it's Lavender's fault you were out on a ledge and nearly fell to your death ? "
" NO ! It her fault for screaming like a dying Banshee and making me slip ! " I yelled back. I was mad . I had almost made it.
I REALLY didn't like Lavender Brown. I wish I could snip her stupid screaming vocal cords.
" Whatever ! Just don't expect us to drop everything and come and rescue you every time you do something stupid from now on ! " Ron spat.
" OH REALLY RON ! "
" Like ALL the time's I have dropped everything and come to YOUR'S and HARRY'S rescue ? Like THAT ! You mean? "
" What ever, I'm done ! " He said, and they just walked off and left me there. I could feel tears in my eyes. What's wrong with them ?
There supposed to be my friends ! I have been there for them more time's than I can count but the minute I need them .
I'm a stupid worthless nuisance. Tear's were starting to cloud my vision and I could barely see. I know I should be running to make it to class
But I didn't care. I'd never make it on time anyway. My book bag was in my dorm. My heart hurt. My supposed friends were acting like Troll's and I just wanted to be alone.
I ran for the lake. I knew a spot where I could be alone. I just needed to think.
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Ok I thought this chapter was fun. This is the kind of stupid mess I get myself into. Well close enough anyway. LOL.