Next Day
"Sydney, please don't tell me you're watching Jersey Shore on my iPod, which you downloaded?" Haylie asked as the two Divas were driving to the next city, and where Haylie was currently driving and Sydney was basically sitting in the passenger side, feet up on the dash board watching something on Haylie's iPod.
"Hey—my iPod broke and you'res was the only available one and you weren't watching so…" Sydney said.
"Great—delete it after, I don't want that garbage on my iPod." Haylie said with total disgust.
"Hey sooner or later I'm getting you to like the show," Sydney said.
Haylie made a pfft sound before saying, "Yeah right. The only thing, and I do mean only thing I like 'bout the show is their music," Haylie said, then one of the songs that came on the radio was Work It Out by Pitbull (feat. Lil Jon) "Sydney, do you have the Jersey Shore soundtrack in here?" Haylie asked.
"Yeah," Sydney said.
"Thought so," Haylie said as she continued to drive. "Hey Hay, who do you like on JShore?" Sydney asked.
"I told you once I told you a thousand fucking times no one," Haylie said.
"Aw come on Haylie, you've been watching the show vol—"
"Whoa," Haylie said, cutting the redhead off. "If your going to say 'I've been *watching* the show voluntarily for their first 2 seasons' then you're sadly mistaken, you've been forcing me to watch it—and you're just lucky that I haven't done something 'bout it," Haylie said.
"Yeah because I'm your BFF," Sydney said.
"Yeah yeah," Haylie muttered.
"So. Who do you like?" Sydney asked.
"Will you cut it out already?" Haylie asked.
"Ah come on, is it Pauly?" Sydney guessed.
"No—you like him, and besides he must be weird in order for you to like him," Haylie commented making Sydney kick her in the leg. "Ow, what was that for?" Haylie asked.
"For insulting Pauly. Anyways, is it Vinny?" Sydney guessed. "You always have a thing for momma's boys," She added.
Haylie was silent for a few moments before asking, "Since when?"
"Since you were twelve apparently—Josh told me," Sydney said.
"Don't trust anything that that guy says, infact I don't have a thing for those momma's boys—no offence to them or anything," Haylie said.
"Alright….Ronnie?" Sydney asked.
"Eww, just no, and besides I thought him and that Sammi chick were dating—and they have one of the most rockiest relationships that I've ever known," Haylie said.
"Yeah—alright, Sitch?" Sydney guessed.
Haylie made one of the most disgusted looks on her face before saying, "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Fuck no! In fact, I would rather be locked in a room with Miz talking bout how awesome he is, then get locked in another room with Cole talking about how awesome Miz is, then get locked in another room where I have to deal Del Rio talk bout how he's going to win the fucking Rumble and then jump off a fucking cliff where I clearly know there are sharks, alligators, piranhas and electric eels then ever love that egotistical no fucking brain loser,"
"Holy—I get it you hate the guy I understand, no need to put that in there," Sydney said.
"Alright—I was just stating the truth—and if it wasn't for him not responding to my tweet about calling me a slut or whatever, then I wouldn't be hating him as much," Haylie said.
"But you'll still hate him, right?" Sydney asked.
"Yeah basically," Haylie said with a huge smile on her face.
"You know Haylie—you should give him a chance, he's seriously freaking nice," Sydney said.
"How the fuck do you know, all the times that I see him he's a freaking prick that should go die," Haylie said.
"Hey, I got my sources," Sydney said. "What I'm trying to get at is that try to give Mike a chance," Sydney said.
"Yeah fat chance," Haylie said.
"You're stubborn, huh?" Sydney guessed.
"Ding ding redhead," Haylie said with a smile on her face.
"I don't how I deal with you," Sydney muttered as she continued watching Jersey Shore.