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Chapter 3 : Changeling...
ERA
In on of the room stood Siegrain and Ultear.
"It was too bad about Deliora. I'm sorry Siegrain-sama, I never thought 'that woman' magic was that strong." Ultear apologized.
Siegrain waved it off, "It doesn't matter. Though it would be good if I can get my hand on it." he turned to her, "It's not good to call your mother like that, the tear of Ul, Ultear. I respected your mother. If she lived there was no doubt that she will become one of the Ten Saint Wizard."
"My mother just a miserable woman that obsessed with magic. That's why her husband left her, I bet she didn't think much about me." she said with surprisingly calm voice.
Siegrain shook his head, smiling, "The fact that she took apprentice was evidence that she care abo-" but the young woman put her finger on his lips.
"Let's not talk about it anymore. What about our plan?"
He smirked, "Ah, our plan will move shortly. With his so called 'help' there won't be any problem at all. Not even the son of Igneel, Natsu Dragneel will." and clenched hist fist. "Soon my dream will come true."
Street of Magnolia City.
Six people or should I say five human and one flying blue cat walked together. The red haired girl is smiling. Clearly in good mood. The blond male that walked behind her kept glancing at her butt. While the black haired one ….strip? The other blond has this genuine smile on her face. The pinky boy was frustrated. The cat is flying.
"Haaaaaahhhh." Natsu sighed, "We finish the job but didn't get the reward."
"Aye, only Lucy that got the reward." added Happy, "She is a celestial wizard and got the gold key."
Lucy giggled, "Well, it's okay right?"
"No it's not." yeled Natsu, then his eyes turned as he got an idea, "Why don't we sold it?"
"Aye!"
Lucy grab her key protecting it from the soon to be theft, Erza interrupted their happy time.
"It's good and all being in full spirit. But, once we got to the guild you'll be punished."
Naruto smiled at them, "That's right Natsu, too bad it's not me the one that will punish you."
Erza eye twinkled , "Maybe master will do 'that'." Natsu, Gray and Happy shivered.
"No! Anything but that!" screamed Natsu. Lucy saw Natsu reaction immediately felt that it wasn't something good.
"What is 'that' Gray." she asked Gray.
Gray just shivered and Erza drag Natsu who was still screaming leaving Naruto alone. The blond himself was smiled at their action.
"Enjoy this time as much as you can my friend. For this won't be last forever" then he catch his step with them.
Unknown Location.
Ultear didn't like someone that she couldn't control, and the blond, the one that called Yellow Flash she really didn't like him. Not only she can't control his action but she was the one that got controlled.
Flashback :
After Siegrain cut their connection, she was thinking to leave immediately. As she was about to jump a hand grab her shoulder, preventing her from leaving.
She turned her head to him, "What do you want?" her tone was angry.
The blond eyes narrowed and look at her suspiciously, "You're the one that controlled his mind, don't you?"
She was surprised, to think this man could detect it, seems she really underestimated him. Even so she couldn't let her cover blown now.
"I don't know what are you talking. Me controlling Siegrain-sama? That's not even possible. He's stronger than me."
"I see..." he smiled, "You're right that's not even possible." Then he did something, and darkness took her.
When she came to her sense again. She was surprised that the blond grinned at her. As he want to say that he knew something.
"Well Ultear-san. We should back to our own job right?" the blond still has that grin on his face(think of Gin). It irked her to no end. He jumped down and walk toward the village.
"Sop." he stopped his step and turned looking at her. The stupid grin still there, "What are you planned?"
The blond tilted his head, "What am I planned?" smiling at her he continued, "I don't know what are you saying." The smile turned into a devilish grin, "What I know is you manipulated a poor boy named Jellal to get one of the key to released Zeref from his seal, and you're member of Glimoire Heart. That's all I know."
She was terrified, how did he know all about that? Then she remembered that he did something before she blacked out. 'Don't tell me he hypnotized me.'
Seeing the face of the black haired woman Naruto smirked. He just got in formation about Glimoire heart and it Master and also the Most Evil mage known as Zeref and Siegrain or Jellal scheme to revive him again. He just need a simple genjutsu to extracted it all from her. The prospect to fight the master of one of the greatest dark guild and the most evil mage making him excited. It seems he won't get bored, for now he just need to manipulate the woman.
"No need to worry. I won't tell anyone about this. About your guild location." he said with a smile, to her she looked to the face of devil itself. "Of course you need to pay for it."
Flashback end :
Now she must do what he said. She can't let the coucil know where their guild location. At least until he died fighting in Rakuen tower or annihilated by Etherion. For now she will do what he want. Even if she didn't like it a bit.
The group just entered the guild, and Erza was looking for master while Natsu kept screaming he don't want 'that'.
"That's why I ask you! What is 'that'!" asked Lucy, she clutched her head trying to figure it out.
Erza glare at them, "Shut up." they immediately shut their mouth and Naruto flinched seeing Erza look just now.
She turned to Mirajane, "Where is Master?"
"He is out for a while." that makes them feel better.
"Yoshhh, old man isn't here let's take a mission so he won't get to punish us." said Natsu.
"Aye."
Even Gray noddeed in agreement. They both walked to the job board.
"Yah Natsu welcome back." turning his head he saw that it was Loki.
"Loki." he turned to look the job once again. Lucy popped out of nowhere beside Loki.
"Lu..lucy, I don't know you're back." he said, frightened.
"Of course. I'm with Natsu after all." she stated. Loki turned away, trying to run but bumped with Naruto. Passed out. Lucy sweat dropped, 'weak.'
The pink boy pick one of the flier. From what it writed the mission is easy they just need to understand the meaning of the word and they'll get 500.000 jewel.
"Oi Natsu, stop it. I don't want to get involved with your miss again." Naruto said, scowling.
"But the mission is easy. We just need to figure the word meaning."
Gray looked at the flier, "Isn't this ancient language? Who the heck could read it?"
"But there is transliteration next to it in modern character." pointed Happy.
"Better stop Natsu, you have a really bad luck." Naruto said and turn his head to Erza, "Right, Erza?"
Erza nodded in agreement, "Yeah. Stop it Natsu."
"oooh I can read it, it says 'Uugo deru rasuchi borokania'." as he finished there is a rainbow light.
"So some people get so terrified of punishment they'll sprout rainbow?" Wakaba commented.
"I don't think that's it..." Macao replied.
The light finally died down. "I'm cold." said Gray as he shivered.
Elfman become confused, "Ice mage felt cold?"
"What the hell! Why is my chest so freaking heavy?" Lucy complained unable to hold her heavy chest she bent dwn, "My back is killing me."
Loki got up feeling confused, "Ng... why am I sleeping?"
"Eh? Why am I stand?" added Natsu. He turned and saw Lucy near him, scared, he ran screaming.
"What the hell Natsu why is he screaming seeing my face?" Lucy scowled.
Macao noted something different with the way she talk, "What's wrong Lucy. You speak lower than usual."
"No way." Gray answered only to freak out seeing Lucy. "why is there someone here that looks just like me?"
"Oi Macao, since when you become so big?" the blue cat asked and turned his head to Erza, precisely Erza skirt, "O nice view."
Erza frowned. Since when Happy have tendencies to look at girls skirt? Especially her? Does he have a dead wish?
"What the hell why it's so dark here?" said Loki, irrirtated. The most surprising is Naruto behavior.
"Oi Natsu, where is Natsu?" asked Naruto, his voice sounded happy and funny.
The one that answered is Loki, "Ahhh."
"Look, look. I have a really big dick." he showed off his family jewel earning various reaction from everyone.
The male member gave him envious look at his impressive package, Erza blushed, Cana stared in awe, Mirajane squealed 'Wow' and their head turned immediately at her, she just give them innocent look, "What?". Happy was shocked and pointed his paw at him.
"What...why is my body there!" he looked at his own, "What the hell since when I'm cat?"
"What are you saying Happy? answered Macao amused.
"I'm Naruto!" yelled Happy, he turned to the blond, "You're Happy right?" the blond nodded, the cat freaked even more.
Natsu come in, he's drolling fire, he seems panic as Naruto.
"Ugh..that's disgusting." commented Wakaba seeing Natsu fire droll. Natsu ignored him, "What happen to me? I feel hot all of sudden and I'm drolling fire!."
"haven't you guys realized it yet?" said Erza, her face serious, "your minds and bodies have...switched places." and turned her glance toward Naruto package again. The victim screamed!
"Which means, Natsu and Loki, Gray and Lucy, and worst of all me and Happy!" yelled Naruto.
"What do you mean by 'worst of all?'" asked Naruto-Happy feeling insulted.
"Magical words of ancient Umpera." a shadow stood on the door. "You have activated Changeling." Makarov revealed.
"Old Man!"
"That request is the cause. When you read that spell, the people nearby swap minds." he explained.
Lucy grab Loki shoulder, "You're Natsu right?", "yeah." grabing his collar she continued, "WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE!"
Loki twitched, "Don't ask me. All I did was try and read the request!"
"Enough Lucy I mean Gray." surprisingly it was Happy, he's clawed the floor and chewing a log.
"Uhhh...what are you doing Happy? I mean naruto?" asked Makarov. Happy turned and his eye had strange glint "This? I just sharpening my claw and teeth to shred and cut Natsu dick." Everyone shuddered
Makarov coughed, "I'm thinking to punish you guys but it seems impossible now. Ah the one that swap not only your mind but also your magic." he continued, "If you don't undo the spell within 30 minutes activation...you will never be able to return to normal."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA."
Loki ask Mira, "how long has it been."
"16 minutes." she answered, "So you have 14 minutes left."
"Old man whats spell to turn as normal again?"
"Because this is an ancient magic, unfortunately I don't know." with that he walked to his room again, "and I was looking forward to punish you, well give it your best"
"What the hell!" Lucy to strip her cloth only to be stopped by Gray, "Please don't do that." he was panic people saw her body in nude.
'It would be great if Gray switched with Naruto.' thought Mirajane and Erza.' we got to see that again.'
Meanwhile Happy stood there unmoving. And then screamed, "WHAT THE HELL! HOW AM I TO GET LAID WITH THIS BODY?"
"Cool it off Naruto." the cat glared at Macao, "I mean at least you still will be able to sleep with cat." Macao tried to calm down him.
The glare become more intense, "With Cat you said? I wont mnd if its Yugito, but cat? Are you have cat fetish or what?" he flinched seeing the look.
"Ah since your magic swap, why don't you try it?" Wakaba tried to to change the subject.
"I don't want to." sighed 'Lucy' but ice come out as a droll from his mouth.
"Oi Happy why don't you try Naruto magic?" shout wakaba.
"Ohhh good idea." then 'Naruto' close his eyes, trying to figure it out, but he found himself stand on the water with four Japanese shrine gate, he noted that it was night and there is really big moon there. He tried to grab it only to feel a very ill feeling and malicious intent before got kicked out.
"GYAAAAAAAA." He screamed and jumped. The other was surprised seeing the look of pure terror on his face, " What's wrong Happy." but he just whimpered there like a scared cat.
"that's what happening if you tried to use my magic." 'happy said, " At least my power didn't consume you Happy." they shuddered at his voice tone. There is a long silence.
'Loki' break it, "Our magic swapped but we suck at it."
The tension disappear, "that means we are..."
"FAIRY TAIL WEAKEST TEAM!" they finally realized it.
"and me will never got laid anymore" sighed 'happy' disappointed, "At least I still able to fuck cat." he looked to lower rgion of his body. His eyes went wide seeing it.
"NO WAY! Happy body didn't even have a dick! How am I going to fuck a cat now?"
The other looked at his lower body too, and immediately pitied him.
"Sorry Naruto, seems your adventure ends here."
'Natsu ask Mira again, "How long?"
"Just 8 more minutes."
"What should we do now?"
"don't worry Lu-chan. I'll help you." some said that turned to be Levi.
"Levi-chan.."Gray cried and hold her hand, "But I must become yourr novel first reader," gray nodded in agreement.
"Okay let's start it." Levy began to read the book while Jet and Droy give her cheer.
"Yosh cheer is needed." said Elfman and he joined the cheer.
Makarov come again, "I forgot that you can only returned one pair at one time."
"Of course it will be me and Gray first." said Gray.
"No! Me and Loki First, right Loki?" to which he nodded.
"No way, you suckers can go and stay there for eternity! It must be me first or the ladies will lose their princ charming!" Happy exclaimed. "I don't care who's first." added Naruto.
"What did you say?" Loki bring his face to Happy level. "Want me to kick your ass, huh?"
Happy smirked, "Kick my ass? Look who's my back up brat." Loki turned, he saw that Erza cracking her knuckles while Mira just smiled. He gulped, "Okay Naruto,Happy,you guys first." Happy smirked at that.
After a long time (2 minutes), "Allright I got it."
Happy stood in front of her, "Now Levy-chan, turn me to normal again." pleaded Happy.
Levy looked unsure, "But I promised to change Lu-chan again."
Happy twitched, "AHHH Who cares just turn all of us now!"
"Okay 'Aruboroya tesura rugi gouu." The light came again, this time engulf everyone.
The light died down again...
"I'm back to normal." said Lucy clearly happy
"Me too." said Gray he sighed but drolling again.
Lucy went and hug Levy, "How'd you do it? Tell us?"
"The words themselves didn't have any extra meaning so I tried reading them backwards. There aren't many characters in ancient writing, so reading backward can activate different effect. So I read the characters backward and the magic lifted." she explained.
"Thank you Levy-chan."
"You saved us." Added Gray.
"It's not lifted." Loki and Natsu shouted.
"I'm lifted but my body turn to Makarov!" Naruto screamed.
"Ohohohoho what a nice body. With this I should be able to score on many cute girls." said Makarov with perverted look.
"What do you think Mira?" Mira asked to Erza.
"Ehhhh Our mind switched to Erza!" Mira looked at her body.
"Man should not be ….eh why is it stink of sake?" Cana turned her head and saw that Elfman drink a barrel of sake.
"eh why me Elfman...ughh I'm drunk?" he pass out.
"Ehhh this is out of my ability." Levy gulped at the situation.
"Don't worry Levy, I don't mind this body at all." 'Naruto' reassured her.
"You don't mind, but I mind! Old man!" yelled Makarov at Naruto. "You couldscore with sexy chick but me could not." and that day Fairy Tail full of voice as the member tried to back to their own body
Okay that's it. Sorry if I rushed the chapter but I want this chapter to end soon and we go to Phantom Lord arc for the real story. And I'm actually to lazy to rewrite chapter 2 and 3 you know. They lost from my laptop and I have short lived memory for this kind of thing.
I will try to make the next chapter a lot better and not move to forward. Please read and Review...