I cleaned up my living room which had been covered in empty beer cans. Wow, those guys really know how to drink. I'm gonna make a plan. A plan to get them drunk. I laughed evilly to myself as I chucked the remaining cans into a black bag and placed it onto the sidewalk. It was trash day.
I grabbed my purse from inside the house before locking the door and heading off into the door. I was going to buy some hard-core alcohol. And they were going to get drunk this time. Whatever the cost. Alcohol is actually kinda expensive.
I entered the liquor store and went to the expensive alcohol isle, this was where the strong stuff was. I eyed a high priced vodka and carefully placed it into my shopping bag. I then turned to another bottle that was very expensive, the label read Everclear, that's an odd name. I turned the bottle around to read the back. "Holy Shit!" I thought out loud as I read the percentage. 95%. Wow. There's no way they are going to be sober after drinking this.
I chucked a few other weird named bottles into my bag and went to the checkout, making sure to show him my fake ID (Tell no one) before happily paying. This was definitely going to make an impact, I hope.
I strutted home and burst through my front door hastily grabbing the phone. I invited Bonnie and the two vampire dweebs over for another 'slumber part' but this time, they were going to be the ones extremely intoxicated.
My doorbell rang as night dawned as I waltzed over and invited everyone in. Bonnie had brought a pack of beers but pervert and tie dude were empty-handed. "I didn't think there would be another sleepover the night after our last one but what the heck! PARTAY!" She screeched before setting the pack down on the coffee table and jumping onto the couch.
I smiled to myself before laying out the alcohol I had bought. "Hey guys. If you're up to it, why don't we have a little drinking game?" This was my signature line to set the plan in motion. Who could resist a friendly drinking game? Except it wasn't friendly at all. It was just part of the plan.
I set out a couple of shot glasses and filled them with vodka. Let's start with something a little mellower, to get them full of themselves before bringing out the strong stuff, otherwise they might not play along.
I didn't participate, seeing as I needed to be sober since it was my plan, after all. The three of them downed the shot and banged their glasses onto the table. I rummaged around in my bag and found the 95% alcohol and filled their shot glasses with that one instead. To be honest, they all looked a little woozy after that one, even the delinquent twins.
I filled their glasses with more and more alcohol until Bonnie collapsed, unconscious. I smiled at the vampire's intoxicated state, this made me extremely happy. "Wait a second. Are you trying to get us drunk?" Laito questioned leaning on Ayato, both of them not far from collapsing too. "Nope. Not at all." I grinned evilly. It was too late. They both fell to the floor, unconscious.
Now for the finishing touch. I smirked as I opened the draw and grabbed a black marker pen. I drew a moustache on Laito and wrote 'Idiot' on Ayato's head. Hmmm. Is this enough? I finished by adding whiskers to Ayato and a unibrow to Laito.
I laughed before jumping into my nice comfy bed. Good work. The plan went perfectly. Now all I have to do is wait.
