Edited- Jan 13th 2011
DISCLAIMER- OBVIOUSLY I DON'T OWN NARUTO, OTHERWISE DO YOU THINK I WOULD BE HERE WRITING THIS? –shakes head- Nah uhh. And I don't own Rhianna 'What's My Name?' Obviously she does. But I would love to be all up on Drake –Drool-
-Awkward…Cricket-
Moving on...
6:40 am Monday Morning
Looking back into the mirror, studying the reflection of Sakura Haruno staring back at myself, messy but sexy pink hair, unusual darker green eyes than my bright glowing ones, little clumps of sleep gathered in the corner of my eyes, skin in need of a wash and- uurrrgghh, what the-?
What is that smell?
I looked at my drain in the sink, hoping an animal hadn't died down there. Maybe that's where Ino's pet mouse ran off to, in hope to escape it's see through cage and Ino's attempts to train it. Poor thing, I don't blame it, it probably mistook Ino for an ogre looking for a snack, hahaha that is very possible option. As I bent over the smell only worsened, however the smell disappeared when I reached the sink. Well, I guess it's not Mr. SnuffleFluff, what a relief! I wasn't looking for to the crocodile tears shed by Ino when she found out her beloved Mr. SnuffleFluff is currently rotting in my bathroom drain. Retreating from the drain, I found the toxic odor entering my nostrils again, pausing and sniffing again a thought passed through my head 'smell your underarms'turning my head, I moved in and took a BIG sniff. Coughing and spluttering, I chocked on the pungent smell that had wafted up my nostrils. For the love of all that's good and holy! It's ME! I reached for the deodorant and quickly let it work its magic, wiping away the entire stink that had resigned under my armpits. Snapping the cap back onto the bottle, finally happy with the way my underarms smelt, I placed the bottle in its designated place and smiled at myself in the mirror.
"Much Better"
Whoever thought supermodels looked good 24/7 obviously hasn't seen me in the mornings. I may have the term 'Super' added to my career, but that doesn't mean I'm immune to bodily smells or shock horror...PIMPLES! I just have extra help in those departments. Uurrrgghh, there's that smell again. Crinkling my nose and pulling a sour face, I sniffed my underarms again, only to be met with the scent of Blossom Orchids. Safe.
"What is it this time?" I thought out load, staring at myself in the mirror again, wondering where there was another place I needed to cover with deodorant. 'Well it might be- EWWW no Sakura, that place does NOT stink'
'You tardface, smell your breath' Inner Sakura suggested while smacking her forehead with her hand.
'Oh, right' I smiled sheepishly.
I breathed into my hand and was nearly knocked out by the aroma that met my nose. Shaking my head, I brought myself back from the verge of unconsciousness. Now that's defiantly gotta go. Poking my head out of my bathroom, I glanced at the clock lying on the floor where I had chucked it. Red numbers reading 6:45am glowed back at me through my darkened room.
Shoot.
I had 25 minutes to get ready and look at least presentable to appear in human society, eat breakfast to satisfy my grumbling tummy from last night and pack my bag for the highlight of my day, School, Whoopee! Please note my sarcasm! Groaning, I raced into my walk in wardrobe and pulled out a pair of white ripped skinny jeans, champagne coloured silk sleeveless blouse with a loose bow tied at the front and black shiny high heels. I changed into my outfit for the day and strolled into the bathroom to brush my hair and apply foundation, bronzer, black mascara and shiny pink lip-gloss. Finally satisfied with my appearance I hurried down stairs to find Hinata reading the newspaper and the girls sitting at the dining table already eating blueberry pancakes and waffles. One of my maids handed me a plate filled with edible-goodness and a glass of orange juice. Stuffing my mouth with enthusiasm, my stomach finally settling as it got its fill. I looked up from my plate, to be met with 3 blank stars and 1 filled with disgust.
"Uurrrgghh, Forehead, you've outdone yourself on the Disgust-O-metre' Ino cringed, throwing me a napkin 'It helps if you place the food IN your mouth not AROUND it so everyone can see it, and there's also this new thing called-CHEWING, I don't want to be the one giving you mouth to mouth when you pass out from chocking on waffles."
The girl's nodded in agreement besides Ino. Still looking at me with bewilderment, most probably recalling how I could fit all of that in my mouth. Yeah what can I say…it's a gift! Swallowing my mouthful of food and flinching a bit as it painfully made its way down my oesophagus I shot Ino a sarcastic grin.
"Hahaha, very funny Piggy-chan, but you should know we don't allow animals at the table, plus shouldn't you be eating your breakfast slop out of a trough or something piggish?" I replied sounding thoroughly board.
"Take that back Billboard!"
"It's just the truth Bacon"
"I'm not BACON!"
"Oh right, true, we couldn't eat you, there's no meat to eat, right heffer?"
Ino face was now turning a successful deep red, either extremely embarrassed that she had been called fat, or extremely angry that she was called fat, either way my eardrums were about to be abused by Miss. Piggy's squealing.
...5
...4
Ino looked like she was going to burst at the seams.
...3
I drank the rest of my Orange Juice and let the maid take my empty plate and cup away.
...2
I placed my earplugs in my ears and made sure they were in securely.
...1
I sighed deeply, and watched as my friends scrambled away from the table and fled to their rooms. Thanks guys!
Here we go. Strap in and brace yourself.
I really should have bolted the chair to the floor.
Ino's mouth opened and unleased her mighty words of fury with surprising force. "WHAT IS IT YOUR INSINUATING FOREHEAD? ARE YOU SAYING IM FAT? IF YOU ARE YOU BETTER WATCH YOU'RE BACK, 'CUASE YOU'RE GOING TO PAY SERVERLY...AHAHHA YEAH YOU ARE! I KEEP SOME INTERESTING THINGS UNDER MY BED BILLBOARD BROW, WOULD YOU LIKE MY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO THEM? WELL HUMUNGO FOREHEAD WHAT DO YOU HAVE SAY FOR YOURSELF? HUH?" Ino finished huffing and puffing, the red slowly subsiding and her skin regaining its normal colour.
I wiped away a stray drop of saliva on my cheek and fixed my hair looking at Ino with amused eyes and a cheeky smile. "Wow, Ino-pig you broke your record! My device recorded 186 decibels! Congratulations!" I chirped happily showing Ino my decibel counter with the result. Sensing the worst had passed I took out my earplugs and gave the device to Ino as she gazed at the result with interest, not registering in her brain that I had given her the honour-fic 'Pig'.
"I think I made a world record Saku!" She said happily, accomplishment shinning in her eyes.
"Congrats, Ino, but I think we should hurry up and finish getting ready; it's already 5 past 7"
"Right, I still have to colour co-ordinate my outfit with my school bag, plus my awesome stationary" Ino scurried up stairs to do whatever it is that Ino does in her room. Rolling my eyes I stood from my chair and stated to climb the stairs.
'REMEMBER TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH!' inner Sakura screamed.
Silently agreeing with my inner I bounded up the rest of the stairs and hurried into my bathroom to clean my teeth. My green toothbrush successfully loaded with mint toothpaste, I began my assault on my germy food ridden teeth. Walking over to my recently bought books lying on my floor in a pile, I stuffed them into my old style black messenger bag, grabbed my cute coloured pens and school essentials. Some money off my bedside table and closed the latch at the front of my bag. Spitting the remains of breakfast and toothpaste into my basin, I washed it away and placed my toothbrush back into its holder and spritzed myself with some delicious perfume and adding a black bow headband to my hair, as well as my silver cross necklace, silver hoop earrings and silver rings, my favourite ring with a big gem of Green Amber and a couple silver bangles to complete my look. I retouched my lip-gloss and winked at myself in my full length mirror. I grabbed my bag, my trusty slim mobile and live-saving I-pod. I heard the familiar sound of our driver's horn and raced down the stairs and out the front door, which is quite impressive seeing as I didn't trip and fall on my face once, to see my friends entering the limo. Once I slipped in, I placed my bag beside me on a spare seat, strapped myself in with my seatbelt (safety first!), and placed my earphones in my ear, relaxing as the calming voice of Rhianna 'What's My name?' fill my senses. Watching the scenery fly past the window, I noticed just how blue the sky was today, such a beautiful day challenging what was about to happen. Today was the day that Hinata, Temari, Tenten, Ino and I would be locked in hell itself for 8 hours, while adults bore the living daylights out of us, resulting in our brain turning into gloop filled with stuff we're never going to use again!
Sigh
Konoha was busy even in today's crisp morning. People fancily dressed and rushing to catch a taxi or subway to work, people walking their dogs...even cats, children in uniform busily walking through the crowds, however what I do notice is one elderly woman crossing the road and everybody too caught up in their world to notice she's there. Not even sparing her a glance or 20 seconds of their time to help her across the crossing. I love today's community, how teenagers don't give up their seats for the elderly and bash them over the head just to find they don't have any money on them, just their seniors card or how tough high school seniors think it's okay to shove a freshman's face in a toilet bowl as a welcoming gift to high school…
Or how Mika sounds like a chipmunk going through a blender or it could just be the fact that his balls haven't dropped yet.
How sad.
The scenery halted as the car came to stop, in front of me was a gigantic campus, filled with students running, boys and girls walking together, standing in groups of what looked like cliques, and some students throwing balls to each other, while some just sat down and conversed. Ahh...the joys of high school, please note my sarcasm, nerds being beat up by jocks, I squint my eyes, mmm good looking jocks, Goths moping around looking emo-ish, popular's giggling and flirting with good looking guys, art fanatics sketching hastily away, cheerleaders jumping around with their pom-poms and jocks throwing balls and kicking them. Just when I thought I was finished with high school it sneaks up behind me reals me back into its clutches. Well, let's get this over and done with. I took out my earphones and stashed my I-pod into my messenger bag and turned to my friends.
"So let's get this party stated" I said my voice overflowing with sarcasm.
"Sakura-chan, i-i think th-that you should ju-just look a-at this more –p-p-positively" Hinata shyly stammered.
"YEAH forehead, what's your problem?" Ino agreed while drooling over the boy casually passing the limo. "I'm cool about going back"
"Che, only because you get to shamelessly drool over guys" Temari coolly stated whist rolling her ice blue eyes.
"Yeah Ino, you just want some fresh guys you can flirt with." Tenten joined in, with laughter in her voice.
Staring at my friends bicker playfully, I seriously wondered if I could survive the rest of the year, with the swooning fan-boys, screaming girl fans, jealous haters and ogling testosterone filled teenage perverts, this is sure to be a difficult year. Plus the fact the principal wouldn't let me use my bulky, tough bodyguards. DAMMIT! Well let's get this torture underway. Grabbing my messenger bag and placing it over my head, I whistled for the four girl's attention.
"Yo, let's get going, we still have to find the office and check our timetables."
Stepping out of the limo with my friends gradually falling in step with me, people stopped doing what they were doing, when they noticed my pink hair. Whispers reached my ears as people shamelessly stared at us walking toward the main entrance of the school. A bunch of freshman boldly stepped in front of us, with their eyes glued to my face.
"Holey moley, you're the Sakura Haruno!" one of the freshman exclaimed, pointing her finger in my direction. She was quite pretty actually, soft curly brown hair and big, rich dark brown eyes to match.
"Yeah I am, thanks for pointing that out" I replied in a light tone, smiling at them showing I was joking.
Hinata laughed quietly behind me as the rest cracked at smile at the juvenile freshman. The brown haired girl pulled out a pink hard covered book and a glitter pen and looked at me with admiration in her eyes. "Umm, if you wouldn't m-mind, could you maybe, sort of sign my b-book? It would mean allot to me." The girl stammered, apparently nervous of being rejected.
I had the laugh at the girl's sudden change in attitude. "Sure, no problem" I said once I saw the girls reaction to my laughing. "What's your name?"
"Hana" a smile making its way onto her face "Wow, I can't believe it's really you, Sakura-san"
Looking up from the book, I smiled at the young girl "Please, call me Sakura-chan! There all done! Have a lovely day"
Walking away from the bungle of freshman's, I could hear the faint squeals of the girls as they read over the message.
'Dear Hana, keep believing in yourself, never back down from a challenge and remember you're beautiful from the inside out. I hope you talk to me about modelling sometime, you have what it takes. Love Sakura-chan xoxo'
The smile was permanent on my face as the girls and I made our way down the halls of the school, asking students where the main office was. However all we got out of them was a stutter, fainting or running away. Now I knew I had an effect on people but not this much! Finally finding someone else in the hallway, we walked up to the figure submerged in his locker... at least I think it was a male.
'Ha-ha, it better be, I don't think my eyes are ready for that torture" inner Sakura mused.
'I second that'
Tapping the persons shoulder, all my fears of it being a she-male flew out the nearest window, this, my friend was DEFINETLY a male. Waiting for the chiselled being to turn around I silently prayed to kami that he would have a face to match his god like body. I started to feel stupid after nothing happened for a couple seconds. Tapping his shoulder again I crossed my arms waiting for him to turn around.
"..."
Still nothing, nada, zilch
"Umm excuse me... can you please direct us to the main office?" Temari asked in her, 'dude, I'm pissed off, don't jerk me around voice' stressing the please.
"...hn" he grunted.
Huh?
Temari blinked a few times before crossing her arms across her chest mimicking me and rose a blonde eyebrow "Did you just GRUNT at me?" Oh crap, Temari was pissed. Temari is not good pissed.
Note: Do NOT piss-off Temari.
She's like a wild bobcat on its period.
Are we clear?
Good.
'U-u-umm T-temi-chan, i-i'll h-handle this" Hinata placed a hand on Temari's shoulder and lightly guided her over to Tenten and Ino to calm her down.
YAY! Super-Hina to the rescue! Queue confetti and pom-poms! You betta thank kami mystery dude, Hinata just saved your pee-pee from becoming a separate appendage from your body.
"E-excuse m-m-me sir, u-uhh we're n-new he-here and umm w-we don't kn-know our w-ay around. C-c-could y-you please s-show us t-the main o-office?" Hinata played with her fingers as she glanced nervously from her fingers to the body of the boy every few seconds.
A sigh escaped the boy and gradually retreated from behind the locker, what emerged from the locker was the most glorious thing I have seen today. A brown haired male with his hair loosely tied behind him with a pale complexion, fantastic bone structure and...Wait those eyes are familiar. Where have I seen them?
Hinata let out a gasp.
'Ugh, gosh, that's a hard one, maybe because a certain friend of yours has the same eyes' Inner Sakura quipped whilst pulling at her hair. 'For someone with a high IQ, you can be insanely stupid.
Ignoring my Inner, I looked from Hinata to the male standing before us.
"Um Hina, Do you know this person?" Ino beat me to the question.
"O-o-o-h, h-hai, I d-do, girls t-this is my c-cousin Neji-nii-san" Hinata indicated to the male standing next to her.
"W-w-wait, you know HIM?" Temari asked dumbfounded
"H-hai Temi-chan" Hinata nodded while playing wither fingers.
"AND you're related to this grunting thing?" Temari was obviously having a hard time comprehending this fact and personally I don't blame her, so was I, I mean the guy in front of us was a rude, grunting jerk and Hina…well you get where I'm going with this. It's sort of like sticking a tiger and a kitten in a pen together and telling people they're twins. But the eyes don't lie!
"Uhh…hai T-temi-chan, we g-grew u-up toge-gether"
"I see that you haven't changed much Hinata, I thought that gala-banting around the globe with your friends might actually fix your confidence, maybe I was mistaken." Neji stated coolly, looking at Hinata and us with emotionless, calculating eyes.
"W-well y-y-you see-"Hinata was cut off by Tenten.
"Excuse me! Are you insinuating that we are bad influences on Hina-chan?" Tenten stepped forward clearly challenging Neji to take this further. Neji however seemed quite unfazed by this outburst. He seemed even calmer than before.
"No, I am merely stating what I thought might happen to Hinata, did you hear you names included in my statement? No." he blinked and shifted his books to his other hand "I strongly suggest that if you want to make class before the bell goes that you continue down this hallway turn right then enter the 3rd door on your left." And with that piece of advice he walked by us and turned the corner. Silence enveloped us for a few seconds before I decided to break it "Well, let's go to the office shall we?" Everyone agreed and we started to head towards the office using Neji's directions.
Ino, flipping her ponytail over her shoulder, turned to Hinata and placed a hand on her shoulder "Gosh, no wonder you stutter so much! You must have frostbite from that cold ASS! Frosty the snowman's got nothing on him!"
Tenten, however, we noticed was not with us, she was still standing in the same place, staring at where Neji used to be. Ino rolled her eyes and tugged on Tenten's sleave pulling her along to catch up. The office was clean and smelled strangely of disinfectant. But I dismissed that fact and walked towards the secretary at the main desk. Clearing my throat to gain her attention, she looked up from her paperwork and gave us a friendly smile. "Ahh, hello, how may I help you?"
"Oh we're new students to Konoha Private, could we please have our schedules?" I asked in my best professional voice. The lady looked at each of us and asked for our names. After receiving our timetables, we exited the office and started to compare them. Luckily for us we all had the same classes and lunches, hmmm, probably the influence of Tsunade, she's my aunty and the Principal of the school. I decided that she could be forgiven about not letting me bring my bodyguards. I had my best friends; they were like my bodyguards anyway, emotionally and physically. Glancing around the halls, everything was quiet, so I think it would be safe to assume that class has begun. Linking arms with my best friends we headed towards the first hurdle in front of us, Homeroom.
Please Kami have mercy on us.
OKAY THEN.
That's it folks.
Hope you enjoyed it! I actually buckled down and finished this for you ahead of time because I'll be spending so much time overseas. Hope this fixes you 'till I'm back!
Now I'm off to pack since I haven't done yet that cause I've been fixing this…-freaking out- leaving for the airport in 3 hours and I still haven't packed. WAAAHHH!
Any who please review, as it is much appreciated...
Ciao xo