Authors note: Finally! Another chapter for Mates! I hope you like it, I'm sorry that its been so long.
When Lily Potter woke up again, it was almost noon. It was snowing out side now, which caused Lily to snuggle back into the warmth that Teddy and the blankets proved. That's when it hit her. Teddy was still in her bed, and her parents were always up by now!
"Bloody hell!" She cursed. She was about to wake up Teddy when she heard someone say, "Let him sleep, Lily. He had a long day yesterday." Lily gulped before she turned around to see her father in her doorway.
"Dad, it isn't wh-" Harry cut his daughter off.
"Lily, I know you two didn't do anything. But I think that maybe we should lay down some rules when Ted wakes up." Lily sighed, but nodded. At least he was throwing a fit like Uncle Ron would have.
"Thank you, Daddy." she said softly. Harry smiled sadly at his daughter.
"Get dressed, you're Mum is making lunch. Just so you know, she also knows." Lily gulped, an angry Ginny Potter was never a good thing. Harry must have read her thoughts, "She's not mad. We were young once, Lily. And believe me, we didn't just snuggle when in the same bed." With that, Harry left her room. Lily made a gagging noise and tried to get the image out of her head. Parent sex, fucking gross! She thought to herself as she threw on a pair of jeans and Teddy's Weasley sweater, (hers from last year didn't fit her anymore) before she made her way downstairs.
Teddy woke up not long after that. He made is way into the kitchen, his hair and face as red as a Weasley. "Well it looks like sleeping beauty is finally up." Ginny joked. This caused the tense Ted to calm down a bit. After a bit of lunch, breakfast for Teddy and Lily, Harry and Ginny sat that young couple down for a talk.
They told them that they didn't really want to know about their sex life, (If they had one) or any thing like that. They were told to use protection if they wanted to do anything like that. Lily would blush every time her father said sex. It was just so unnatural! Teddy's hair was red or pink most of the time. Harry then found it appropriate to give them both the talk again, which was really scary. A father should never say the word, penis to his daughter ever! It was bad enough when Mum gave me the talk! Its worse with dad! Teddy was thinking along the same lines.
*In Heaven*
Sirius was trying to hold back his laughed as Harry explained to the two lovebirds about sex and whatnot.
"I-I ca-can be-bel-believe th-this! Oh M-merlin!" Sirius howled, his bark like laughter filling the room. He was rolling around on the floor and banging the floor with his fist. Remus had gone pink as well, he didn't find this the lest bit funny, and Tonks giggled a little at her son. James was trying not to laugh and Lily couldn't believe that her little boy (Well he used to be little) knew those words!
"Shut up, Sirius! Th-this is an important matter that Harry needed to address!" Remus said. Sirius was a little calmer now.
"So that Little Lily Luna and Teddy Remus wouldn't got at it like animals and have red-haired/multicolor werewolf babies." Sirius laughed at his own lame joke. "They will name the first Remus Harry and the next one will be Ny-" even before he could get the whole thing out, Tonks sent a hex his way. (Not that it would hurt him much, he was dead) "Don't say that name, my son will not name my future Granddaughter that. He can name her Dora, but not…that!" Sirius was calm again.
"Whatever you say, Tonks." Sirius said.
"Besides, Ted is a very responsible bloke. He'll wait until marriage." Said James. He may not have met his granddaughter, but he was still protective of her. Like that time that bloke tried to kiss her when she clearly thought he was a jerk. He was hit on the head with a large tree branch. (James, Fred and Sirius' doing)
"Yeah, right." Sirius said before Tonks and Lily hit him along side the head. "Ouch, that really hurt!" He cried.
"It isn't like you'll have much more brain damage then normal, Black. Even when you're dead." Sirius glared at Snape, who didn't have blonde hair anymore.
"Oh hush, Snakebite." Snape just rolled his eyes.