"Speed Dating"

Rated T

Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Monster High, including the show and its characters, which is owned by Mattel and the author of the Monster High books, Lisi Harrison. Anyway, here's a collection of drabbles I made for myself, based on a part from the episode 'A Perfect Match' where Abbey tries speed dating. Anyway, I thought to myself: What would happen if our favorite Monster High characters were single and had to endure speed dating themselves? Anyway, I hope you like!

P.S.: For this chapter, I decided to use parentheses and italics just to translate what Ghoulia's saying and all.

Chapter 2: Manny and Ghoulia

Ghoulia Yelps was busy sitting on a table with a timer attached to it. Apparently, she was waiting for a man to come in as part of the speed dating process. After minutes of waiting, there came a minotaur with a red shirt, blonde hair and blue jeans that fit his muscular physique together. Heck, he even had a threatening presence that can make nerds wince from the inside and the outside.

"So, let me guess," Manny said, "You're gonna be my date for the next 5 minutes?"

"Uahhhhhh..." Ghoulia moaned. (That's right.)

"Well, I've dated worse," Manny rolled his eyes as he took a seat, "Let's get this over with."

Before he could introduce himself, he shook hands with the zombie nerd chick.

"In case you don't know, my name's Manny Taur," He said, "World-renounced bad-ass around Monster High, and certified ladies man. And you must be?"

"Uhhhhh-uaaaaah..." Ghoulia replied. (My name's Ghoulia. Nice to meet you, Manny.)

However, Manny was confused at what she was saying. To be honest, he couldn't really understand zombie that well.

"Okay, Uhhhhhhh." Manny cringed, "What you need to know about me is that deep down, I am a teddy bear when it comes to women. I may look buff and tough on the outside, but I'm a romantic on the inside. I love rock music, beating up nerds and taking cash and lunch money on the outside, but on the inside, I'm a minotaur who loves romantic strolls on the beach, fine die-ning, and 70's soft rock. But enough about me, what about you?"

"Ahhhhhhh ahhhh-uahhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh..." Ghoulia said to the strong minotaur. (Well, for starters, I'm just a nerd who enjoys reading a good comic book or two. I'm also a bit of a Jaundice Brothers fan just like my friends Frankie and Draculaura, and I just dig a man with muscles around his body. That's such a huge turn-on in my book.)

What she said confused Manny. Like he said, he didn't know the zombie language.

"I'm sorry, but I can't really understand what the heck you're saying." Manny said, scratching his head in a confusing way, "Are you retarded?"

His brash little insult caught Ghoulia's attention.

"UAAAAAAAH?" Ghoulia yelled. (What in the hell did you call me?)

"Whoa, take it easy miss!" Manny said, backing away from her, "I didn't mean it like that. I'm only saying that I can't understand what you're saying to me! If you only talk slowly and learn a little bit of English, then maybe I would understand."

"Urrrrhhhhhhh..." Ghoulia moaned a bit angrily. (Please tell me you did not refer to me as a retard! Because I will beat your sorry ass to death if you did!)

"On second thought, I probably don't care what you sound like," Manny said, chuckling nervously, "It actually turns me on as a matter of fact! Soooooo, let's say you and me at my house? I'll treat you very well...!"

"AAAAAAAAGH!" Ghoulia yelled. (Treat this, you punk-ass son of a bitch!)

From there, Ghoulia started grabbing Manny's shirt and began punching him out one-by-one!

"OOOF!" Manny yelled in pain, "I didn't know you were tough! But not this tough! Have mercy!"

For the remainder of the full two minutes they still had, an enraged Ghoulia kept kicking the crap out of Manny full-on. After that, the timer fully sounded, which gave Manny enough time to drag his sorry ass out of the classroom and outside the hallways, just to recover.

As he was doing just that, he saw Frankie Stein's feet approach him. Painfully, he looked up to her.

"So, how was your speed date?" She smirked.

"Good," Manny nodded painfully, "I like her a lot."

"Really?" Frankie reacted, "You look sorta hurt. How is getting your butt handled by Ghoulia a good thing?"

"It's because she's dominant," Manny deeply admitted, "And I love to be roughed up!"

Well, that's all for Ghoulia and Manny!

Who will be next? Find out on the next chapter. Until then, C-ya, my ghouls!