A/N: Another day, another chapter! I hope you like this one; I got the idea from the awesome merdarkandtwisty. Thanks for the idea, you rock!

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter! So please lower you're wands!


A few days after Harry walked in on Lily and Teddy, Lily and Ginny arranged a meeting for Teddy and Harry, to talk about what happened. Of course when Teddy and Harry found out about this meeting, they both refused to go.

"He'll hex me on spot, Lily! Or he'll be as nervous as I am. Please don't make me go?" Teddy begged, he was even down on his knees. Lily rolled her eyes at her boyfriend and went back to putting laundry away.

"You're going to talk to him about it, end of story. I don't want to hear anymore whining about it." Teddy nodded glumly.

*HG*

"I'm not going, you can't make me." Harry said, his arms crossed over his chest and his nose in the air. He looks like an overgrown five year old who needs to shave, Ginny mused to herself.

"Harry, you're going to talk to Teddy about this and you're going to shave because I'm not married to a homeless man! I hate kissing you when you're too scruffy." Harry hung his head, knowing he lost.

"You didn't seem to mind when I kissed you after I can back from Dumbledore's office," Harry muttered to himself.

"What was that?"

"Yes dear, I said yes dear." He said before going into the bathroom to shave.

*The Meeting*

They would be meeting at the Potter's. Lily had to literally drag Teddy the whole way, while Ginny had to threaten to take sex away if Harry didn't come out of the bathroom (where he locked himself in).

Lily kissed her boyfriend once they were outside of Harry study, before she pushed him in and locked the door (she remembered to grab his wand as well).

Teddy couldn't believe his girlfriend at the moment. He began to search for his wand, but couldn't find it.

"Lily took you're wand I take it." Teddy turned around to see Harry sitting in his leather chair. Teddy sat down across from Harry and sighed.

"I guess we're in love with two evil redheads aren't we?" Teddy asked his Godfather. Harry nodded with a small chuckle.

"That we are, Ted. That we are." Nobody said anything for a while.

"Harry, I'm sorry that you have to walk in on that." Teddy said finally, his cheeks red. Harry's cheeks also became red.

"It's fine, Ted… Ted, how long have you two been shagging?" Teddy's cheeks turned red and his hair turned pink. (A/N: He was trying to sound hip, like a lot of parents do)

"Um…..Harry could you not use the word, shagging?" Teddy asked him. Harry gave him a weird look.

"What, don't you kids call it shagging anymore? Hmm, what do you call it then?" Teddy really wanted to die right then.

"Since Christmas break, right before she left for Hogwarts." Harry nodded. It was silent again. Until….

"So what do you call it if you don't call it shagging?" Harry asked. Teddy felt like he could jump off a bridge.

"We, Lily and I, call it love making." Well that didn't sound cheesy at all, Lupin, Teddy told himself.

"Oh." Was all Harry could say.

"So do Ginny and I, but sometimes we shag, a good shag can go a long way, you know." After realizing what he said, Harry slapped his hands over his mouth.

"Oh…. Lily and I shag, too. Damn wicked in bed, that one." This time it was Teddy's turn to slap his hand over his mouth. Both men were red in the face, and silent.

Neither of them knew that they were being watched.

*Mother and Daughter bonding time*

The two redheaded women were laughing so hard that they couldn't breathe. Lily couldn't believe that her father said that, it was priceless! Men, Lily thought to herself.

"Di-Did you se-see Dad's face?" Lily managed to get out. Ginny nodded through the laughter. They kept this up for about ten more minutes before they could calm down.

*In Heaven*

Lily I looked like she wanted to cry. "My baby boy shouldn't shag!" She exclaimed before she began to sob into one of James' favorite shirts. Tonks was doing the same thing, ruining Remus' favorite shirt. Sirius was laughing like a mad man.

"Prongs Jr. and Moony Jr. are getting some!" He yelled at one point, which resulted in being chased by two angry witches who were hex happy. Remus and James rolled their eye at their friend's idiotic behavior.

"Think he'll ever change?" James asked Remus as they watched their wives chase after Sirius.

"Nope," Remus said, popping the p. James chuckled.

"Same old Padfoot," They said together just as Tonks tackled him. Sirius must have said something because Tonks smacked him alongside the head.