As I quickly found out the Avengers weren't really in a position to help anyone. Ant man and Wasp were making out on the couch, Captain America and Ironman were moaning behind a locked door, Black Panther was no where to be found, and to my total shock Hawkeye was having a picnic with Hulk. "Whatever's wrong with you is clearly wrong with them." I sigh as I see Hawkeye tackle Hulk and ram his tongue down his throat. So I pulled Thor away from the mansion and flagged another cab, ignoring Thor's offer to fly me to the next place. I figured the Fantastic Four might be able to help out.
What a waste of time! Sue and Reed were locked in their room making similar sounds as Cap and Ironman, Johnny was flirting with Black Cat, and as for the Thing…well I have no idea since he was crying to hard to explain himself.
"What is going on in this city?" I asked myself in annoyance. "You read my mind girl." I whipped around and saw Wolverine walking over to me while looking around. "Thank god some people are sane. What are you looking for?" I asked him. "Black Panther. He's been chasing me around all day telling me he loves me and wishes to take me to his kingdom so I can rule with him." He answers. Thor suddenly smiles at me. "Sonya why don't I take you to Asgard? There you can become an immortal and we can be together forever." Thor suggests. Wolverine looked at him with a raised brow. "If you suggest that again I will abandon you." I warn. Thor's shoulders dropped like stones as he hung his head. "Same thing happening to him?" Wolverine asked. "Yes. And to the Avengers as well as the Fantastic Four." I answer. "And a lot of the other heroes as well. I don't get it. What happened to them to make them so lovey-dovey?" He asked me. "No clue. And what's with the odd couples? I mean Hawkeye and Hulk?" I asked. "Can't get weirder then that." Wolverine sighed. "What about the guys on your team? Are they affected?" I asked him. "Some of them. The ones that aren't took off to safety." He answered. "Ok we need a list of everyone that is love struck. Don't need to know who they have fallen for just who is affected." I tell him. "Why?" He asked. "Because then we can find out what connection other then being heroes they have that might answer what's at fault here." I answered. "Sonya? Are you unhappy with me?" Thor asked. "What do you think? You just show up and start with all this love crap and think I'd be ok with it? Now shut up and let those of us still sane fix this mess!" I snap at him. "As you wish. I shall leave you to your work." With that Thor disappeared. "A little harsh don't you think?" Wolverine asked. "He'll get over it. I kicked him out of my place yesterday and he came back today." I brushed off.
Looking over the list I was in shock at the numbers of heroes affected by this love bug. "Ok. A part from being heroes what do all these heroes share?" I asked Logan. "Not a clue. I mean some of these guys hide who they really are while others never stop being heroes." He points out. I sighed. "This is the oddest collection of names. Why is Deadpool on here?" I ask him. "Found the guy trying to flirt with a poster." He answers. "And I thought the guy was messed up before." I sigh and continued down the list. "None of these heroes share anything other then being heroes." I snap before sitting down. "That's what I thought. Maybe we should look at those not in love." He suggests. "There's no way we'll find them. Not if they are smart enough not to stick around." I point out. "Where's Blondie?" Logan asked while looking around. "Don't know. He should've been here by now trying to make me happy or something." I say before looking out the window. It'd been about four hours since I snapped at Thor and he was nowhere to be seen. "Let's find him. He might be able to help us." Logan suggests. "Fine. I should say sorry to him in case he's snapped out of it already." I say as I follow him.
We had to find Thor! During our search for him we had found Black Panther trying to kill himself because his true love (Logan) refused him. So we figured that Thor was most likely trying the same thing. "The idiot! He better not be dead when I find him because if he is I'll drag him back from what ever place he's gone and kill him myself!" I snap. "Sure you don't feel something for the guy?" Logan asked. I glared at him. "Keep looking!" I snapped. Logan (after being made to) had apologized to Black Panther for "acting" cold towards his feelings had taken to bugging me in revenge. So Black Panther was now helping us search for the god of thunder; though in a city like this our chances of finding him were slim.