Hi guys, I'm soooooo sorry for not updating sooner, I've, uh….ok this is embarrassing….. I've been doing online gaming. Ok, there I said, I'm a nerd!

High School Rock & Rollers

Ch3: Barbecued Flavored Bacon

FANG'S P.O.V.

"Oh Fang, you have to jump on this cloud to reach the barbecued flavored bacon." Said a little fried egg with a British accent.

"Okay" As soon as I touch the cloud and about to touch the Holy Bacon, I fall.

"Ahhhhhhh!" I yell.

"Muahahahaha! You thought there was a barbeque flavored bacon?! Are you mad?! You fool! "

I look down and I see the forks and the pointy end pointing up at me.

"Nooooooooooo! I'm too young to die!"

Right when I'm about to hit the evil forks I wake up.

"Ah!" I shot up from my bed sweating a little.

I smell bacon. No wonder I had that stupid dream. I don't know why about the barbeque part but the fried egg with a British accent is maybe because I want some eggs. About the accent I have no idea either.

Then bam! Out of nowhere, a pack of raccoons come and invade the world!

Okay, no that didn't happen but I tell you what did. My bestfriends Nudge, Angel, Iggy, and Gazzy invade my room. Which they could be raccoons in disguise and they could invade the world.

Ha-ha, no I'm just messing with you.

They were dressed up, but for what?

"Fang, get your butt up we have less than an hour to get to school! We can't be late on the first day!" Nudge said.

Oh, I forgot, today was the first day of school for my sophomore year. Damn. It's that time of year.

Wait why are they doing in my house.

Damn, I forgot, Nudge had an idea that the day before the first day of school we have a sleepover. This year was my turn. We've be doing these since junior high.

Why am I forgetting things so much.

I groaned.

"Don't you groan me mister, get up." She said. Iggy, Gazzy, and Angel were just watching.

I groaned again. I know she hates it, but it's funny to see her mad.

Iggy, Gazzy, and Angel made a face that's said 'are you trying to commit suicide'.

"That's it!" she dug her nails into my shoulders. Did I tell you I sleep shirtless? No well now you know.

She dragged me into my bathroom, turned on the sink and splashed water in my face.

On the outside I was calm and collected, but on the inside I was like 'what the hell this water's cold as f**k!

I shivered slightly. Damn, cold as water.

"Great you're up, no get in the shower and get dressed, we have less than an hour." She said.

"Yes Mom." I grumbled.

"What was that?" she said.

"Nothing."

"Better be."

( AN: Oh and Iggy's, Nudge's, Gazzy's and Angel's clothes are on my profile. :D)

~TIME SKIP :D~

"Okay catch you guys later" I said.

"OMG bye Fang!" Nudge said a little too excited for today. While everyone said:

"Bye Fangers"

"Bye Fangster"

"Bye Fang"

"Bye Fangerdoodles"

I stopped dead in my tracks. Fangerdoodles? Then I immediately knew who it was. I turned around and glared at Iggy. While everyone looked at him funny.

He quickly caught up as to why they were staring at him and I was , you know glaring.

"What! You all have pet names for him that aren't OG! (AN: OG means original gangster xD) So I called him Fangerdoodles! Problem?!" Iggy said offensively.

I clenched my teeth and said with as much control as possible.

"Iggy stop, don't call me Fangerdoodles, we sound like a gay couple, and I can assure you that I am as straight as a line. And so are you." (AN: no offense to gays. DX)

Iggy looked taken aback while everyone looked at me horrified. Probably its because ten words for me is a speech, and that last sentence is…more than ten words.

"OMG guys Fang spoke more than ten words….in one sentence! ZOMG the apocalypse is coming! Ok I have to pack my make-up, my clothes, no wait I have too much clothes, I have to get a plane to carry them all the way to Paris! Ok, but my shoes? There's a lot too, I would need Air-Force One to carry my shoes! ZOMG so much planning to do ab-" Iggy slapped his hand over Nudges mouth.

"Nudge, my ears are bleeding! Stop rambling already!" ( AN: Iggy's not blind)

I just stood there appalled. Did Iggy really forgot everything that just happened a minute ago.

On the outside I'm like to-cool-for-emotions. But on the inside I'm like wht-the-hell-this-guy-is-weird.

"Uh, guys?" Angel said.

I turned my head towards her and made a whatya need face.

While Iggy and Nudge shouted "What!"

"Where did Gazzy go? And Fang why are you still here, you said you'd catch us later?"

Nudge and Iggy immediately stopped fighting.

"Yea where is Gazzy, he said bye to Fang when Fang said he'd catch us later? And Fang why are you still here?"

"Iggy called me Fangerdoodles, and then I got dragged back here 'cuz of Nudges talking."

"Oh, well you can go, we'll find Gazzy by-"

"Oh Fangy! Did you miss me?! 'Cuz I missed you baby!"

Ugh, that voice. Its Lissa. A.K.A. the schools whore.

"Oh, red haired slut six o' clock." Iggy whispered.

"Uh, bye guys." And then I sprinted off.

"Wait Fangy! I want t kiss you first!"

~Time Skip~

I'm speed walking through the halls. I ditched Lissa, I know for sure, but I get this weird feeling that she'll come out of nowhere and….. grope me.

When I'm starting to have peace of mind, a girl runs into me and falls on her butt.

I crouch down and look at her face, she must be new because I've never seen her before.

Great first impression Fang. She must think you're a jerk. I told myself.

"Are you alright?" I asked her.

"Yea I'm fine I guess."

I helped her up. And got a good look at her. Okay, I was checking her out. What, I'm a guy in high school who's body is raging with hormones. Sue me.

I look at her and see she's also checking me out. Which, made me smirk.

We stood there for about 10 awkward seconds until I decided to start a conversation. Yup, that's me Fang the conversation starter.

"I'm Nick, but everyone calls me Fang. And you are?"

"I'm Maximum, but everyone calls me Max"

"So you're new, do you need help?" Why am I talking so much, I usually just nod my head.

"Yea, I can't find my locker, can you help me?" She handed me a piece of paper.

"Oh, you're next to me. Follow me" I said as I scanned the paper.

We walked for a while towards the hall where my locker was.

It was a peaceful walk until I spot Lissa. She gave Max a dirty look. I glance to my right and see Max look back, as if to check if Lissa was looking at someone else.

Then Lissa appear suddenly in front of Max and slaps her.

I stood there in shock for a second, not because she hit Max, but because the slap sounded so…..weak, like Lissa had no muscle what so ever. Like, have you ever gotten slapped by a balloon. Yea, it sounded like that.

"What are you doing with my boyfriend, slut?!" Lissa yelled which took me out of my daze.

"Boyfriend?" Max asked completely confused. I was about to answer when Lissa interrupts.

"Fangy, what are you doing with this bitch!" You know, its funny how no one was like surrounding us. They just kept going on with their lives.

"Lissa, for the hundredth time, We. Are. Not. Dating." I said irritated.

"Aw, you're just playing hard to get." She said in a weird creepy voice.

She then looked to Max.

"Listen bitch, Fangy is mine, you even put a finger on him, I'll make sure your life is a living hell." She said.

"Is that supposed to be a threat?" Max said.

"Just don't touch him." At that she walked away

I turned to Max.

"Sorry about that, she's been obsessing over me since freshman year." I said apologetically .

"Its okay." She said. Like all of that didn't even scare her.

"So shall I show you to your locker madame?" I said while bowing a little and sticking my hand out towards her.

I got this trick from Iggy in junior high, those were the years when our hormones weren't in check. It always worked. But I get a feeling Max isn't like those other girls.

He calls this trick : The Frenchy Butler.

Then…Max starts bursting with laughter.

"What?" I asked.

"Nothing just show me to my locker." She said while giggling a little.

We walked like 20 steps until I stopped in front of a row of lockers.

"This is your locker." I said knocking on it lightly.

"Thanks." She said while putting the combo in her locker. I opened mine in ten seconds flat.

I took my books for my first period and closed my locker.

"See ya around Max"

"Sure, see ya."

Then I closed my locker and….walked off.

~[*]~

Once I walked into homeroom I scanned the room to see if there was anyone I knew.

"Hi Fangy!" Oh great Lissa's here.

I quickly scanned the room to see if anyone can save me from that redhead.

My eyes land on Iggy.

He caught my eye and yelled.

"Fang! Bro! Over here!" Iggy yelled. Everyone in the room stared at him.

Iggy noticed.

"What!?" he yelled.

Everyone continued on with their lives.

I walked towards Iggy towards the back of the room.

I sat down on a desk and wiggled my butt to settle it.

"Hey Fangers." Iggy said and for the third time that day I was irritated in less than 10 seconds.

"Iggy, what did I tell you earlier in the hall this morning." I asked irritated.

Oh god, I feel a headache in the future.

"To not call you Fangerdoodles because we sound like a gay couple."

"Exactly."

"But I didn't call you Fangerdoddles I called you Fangers."

"Iggy, just don't call me pet names anymore. Okay"

"Fine….Count Fangula."

"Iggy."

"Okay, okay I'll stop."

~[*]~

"Was she hot?"

"At first sight. Yea, but now we're friends so I have to get to know her to say that." I just finished talking to Iggy about Max.

"Did you walk her to her homeroom?" he asked.

"No."

"Why not?"

"Because I just met her and I didn't want her to think I'm a creeper."

"So your saying, if I didn't walk that girl to homeroom this morning, she would've never thought I was a creep?"

"What are you talking about?" I asked completely confused.

"This morning, I bumped into this girl named Ella. She was cute. I offered to walk her to her homeroom, and she said yes."

"And your tell me this why?"

"Because, she seemed different, and I don't want her to think I'm a creep."

"Well considering that you're…you. I can't really do anything about it."

"Ouch, that hurt" Iggy said while putting a hand over his heart feigning hurt.

"So are we up for band practice later?"

"Yea, but I don't know about Gazzy and Angel."

"Oh ok."

I saw a flash of blonde on the left side of my eye. I whipped my head around and yelled out to Max.

"Max, over here!"

She looked at me and smiled a little.

She walked towards us and sat next to me on my left. (NA: Iggy is sitting to the right of Fang. :D)

"Max, this is my best friend, James, but I call him Iggy.

"You must be Max , Fang was just talking about you." I saw a small blush on her face.

"That's me." She said smiling. I glanced up and saw Lissa glaring at Max.

Oh brother, please let there be nothing to happen. PLEASE! I yelled in my head.

Looks like my head listened because an old lady walked in. Not to be mean, but she was kinda…how do I put this…she was…unattractive.

Well yea she is like forty years an awesome late reaction. I thought.

She had moles on her face and weird teeth.

I saw Iggy gag in his seat.

"Okay class, I am Ms. Holowitts." She said while writing it on the board.

" I'll be your homeroom teacher for the rest of the year. And I hope you like where you're sitting because those are going to be your assigned seats." She said.

After sitting for twenty seconds Iggy decided to start a conversation.

"Fang let me see your schedule.

I reached into my pocket and pulled out my schedule and unfolded it.

I handed it to Iggy.

I just sat there watching Iggy scan my schedule.

He then looked towards Max.

"Hey Maxie, let me look at your schedule."

"Okiez." She tossed Iggy her schedule.

"Cool, I have one class with you, and two with Fang. And it looks like Fang only has one with you, which is Music."

I just nodded. I'm kinda glad i have at least a class with her.

Then the bell rang.

This might not be a crappy year after all. I thought to my self.

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