Me: Chapter 2 already!

Penguin: You my dear have WAY too much time on your hands

Me:...yes, yes i do =(

Chrona: Will you tell the marshmallows to stop poking me, i dont like it

Me: NO!...alright...Flibberdy jarble jip narl bit narle

Attack Marshmallows: twibble jip!

Me: better?

Chrona: No, now im in handcuffs and chained to the wall

Me: I know =)...anyway LET IT BEGIN!


Theresa yawned and rested her head on her crossed arms which laid on a table desk thingy that was in front of her. Raven on the other hand looked positively riveted as professor Stein dissected the now unrecognizable...thing on the table before him. School SO sucks Theresa thought looking around at the other students. There was a kid in a black suit with two girls sitting on either side of him, a kid with blue hair that sat next to a girl that seemed really nice, a guy with freaky hair, who Theresa dubbed 'Mr. pointy head', a studious looking blond chick that sat next to a rather lazy looking guy and someone with pink hair hmm he kinda looks like...holy shit in a pink wicker bunny basket in may, its the guy from the club! He could totally blow my cover! Theresa dived under the table desk thingy and hid to the best of her abilities. Raven looked at her funny and whispered "Whats going on? I didn't hear anyone threaten a Taco Tuesday." Raven silently laughed at the inside joke.

Theresa glared at her blue hair compatriot and hissed "Its the pink haired guy from the club...and you know what Taco Tuesdays do to my psyche." Raven smiled then actually listened to what Theresa just said and dived under the table too. "How do we get out of this one, this isn't exactly a crowded night club and it isnt particularly dark in here."

"I know that." Theresa growled. "We'll just wait until class is over then run like a fat kid after an all you can eat buffet." Raven smiled and nodded. "Good plan, one problem...when do classes end cuz this isn't exactly the most comfortable position in the world." Theresa winced at the thought of having her neck in this awkward position for more than an hour.

"Perhaps it would be more comfortable if you actually sat in your seats." a voice said from above the table/desk. Theresa winced and peeked over the top of the desk staring professor Stein right in the face. Theresa froze while Raven remained under the desk. "Perhaps instead of thinking above the desk I was thinking under and around the desk." Theresa said trying her best to sound honest. "Hmm, interesting way of thinking...you can stay under the desk if you wish but know you will have a test on this tomorrow...by the way nice tattoo" Theresa nodded and said a soft 'thank you' before sinking below the desk again praying to be invisible.

-after class :D-

Raven stretched. "Holy crap that was uncomfortable." she complained while trying to work the stiffness from her muscles. "You think that's uncomfortable, try coming up with an excuse for being under the desk...table...thing!" Raven laughed. "That was pretty quick thinking on your part, I haven't seen you come up with an excuse that quick since our old elementary school teacher asked why Damiens' jaw was shattered into 28 pieces." Theresa stopped smiling. "That was a bad day and we both know it." Raven just put her hand on Theresas' shoulder "But it was still pretty freakin cool."

Theresa smiled then. "Yeah, I will admit that was pretty damn fantastic on my part." Raven smiled wider making her redish brown eyes light up. "Come on jaw breaker, you look like you need a bath." Theresa laughed and just nodded in agreement.

While walking out of the school Theresa tripped over a weird looking white guy...thing. "What in the name of all that is fluffy did I trip over?" Raven stood there looking puzzled as the thing waved a cane in Theresas face and yelled "FOOL! I have a legend that dates back to the 12th century!" Theresa just looked at it. "That answers nothing FOOL! I asked WHAT are you and a gentleman always answers a ladies question." The thing was silent for a moment and said "FOOL! I am Excalibur, the holy weapon" Theresa just starred at it. "So...and what right do you have calling me a fool FOOL!" Excalibur was silent again for a moment. "FOOL! I have a legend that dates back to the 12th century!" Theresa glared at it and stood up. "I do believe this conversation is moot good day, what ever you are." Then she huffed off Raven right after her. "The nerve of some." Fumed Theresa as Black*Star, Kid and Soul just looked on. "Did she just call Excalibur...a fool...to his...face?" Black*star breathed. Kid and Soul just nodded not saying anything.

-At Theresa & Ravens Apartment!-

Theresa leaned back against the inflatable bath pillow as she soaked in the apple cinnamon scented bathwater. Thoughts running a muck as per usual. I dont have long Ravens gonna be in any second probably jumping in the bathtub...i should have remembered apple cinnamon was her favorite Theresa thought remorsefully. Chronas image intruded her thoughts before she could continue to dwell on the fact her bath time was about to be intruded upon.

~LEMON ALERT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!~

Theresa looked at the door studiously then figured ah what the hell its me time anyway. She let her thoughts drift to the more naughty parts of her mind. The thought of Chronas hands lighting softly upon her creamy skin, his mouth hot on her throat and stomach. Theresa thought of his slim fingers working her breast and clit and how they worked their magic on her every spot making her bit her lip in protest of the moan trying to escape her mouth. Theresa positioned herself in the tub so that she had easy access to what she needed to get to as her mind focused wholly on the image of Chrona naked in the tub with her coaxing her to climax with just his hands and mouth. Chronas fingers teased her nipple unmercifully while his other hand stoked the already building heat in her core. Chrona hesitated a bit, which just made her fire roar all the more. He slid one slim finger inside causing Theresa to tense and bit her lip hard enough to draw blood. Chronas mouth worked from her throat to her nether regions leaving a burning trail of kisses and nips in its wake. Theresa arched her back trying her best not to make a single noise when a knocking at the door broke her very nice vacation from reality.

~OK LEMONS OVER YOU CAN UNAVERT YOUR EYES NOW =D~

Raven peeked her head in the door and took one sniff of the air inside the bathroom and dove into the huge bathtub stripping along the way. Theresa, who had already recomposed from her earlier thoughts, just glared at her now soaking wet friend. "Yes Raven, by all means Raven, I dont mind one bit if you join me Raven." Said friend just smiled and said "Aw come on, you know you love me...by the way we have company!" And before Theresa could even think about scolding Raven, the stuious blond, the lazy guy, the guy with blue hair, the nice looking girl who sits next to the guy with the blue hair, the guy in the black suit and the two girls who sit on either side of him, and pink haired Chrona were all in the bathroom. Theresa paled and gave Raven the death glare of DOOM!. Raven just smiled innocently and played with the bubbles. "Um...we just came to give you a 'welcome to the academy present but well wait till your out of the bath" The blond said covering her eyes the moment she saw Theresa half out of the bathtub.

-What the guys are seeing-

A totally naked chick with size C boobs soaking wet with a tribal phoenix across her chest and arms hanging half out of the bathtub covered in bubbles. Wet blood red hair clinging to her body and a blush adorning her cheeks, ice blue eyes bright yet bashful, and her friend likewise endowed also covered in bubbles her cotton candy blue hair sprayed across her friends back and her arms wrapped around the red heads waist with a smile from ear to ear on her face.

-end of guys POV-

Theresas face turned bright red and slowly sank back into the the bathtub realizing there was men in the room. Raven just kept hugging Theresa like nothing was wrong. "Probably best if you waited in the front room...I'll be just a moment." Theresa said trying to remain calm, Chrona stood there for a moment and looked Theresa over with a look of someone trying to remember something. Theresa not noticing Chrona still in the bathroom hopped quickly out of the bathtub, and freezing when she saw that Chrona was standing in the doorway gawking at the 5 foot 6 red head infront of him. "Um, hi?" Theresa said feeling a little more than awkward. "Can I get by you for a second?" She asked politely, her face turning tomato red. Ragnarok popped out and saw what Chrona was seeing. "WOW, check out that BODY! And those BOOBS!" Ragnarok grabbed hold of Theresas plump orbs and squeezed with a look of pure delight on his face. Theresa, not appreciating the unexpected gropping punched Ragnarok as hard as she could (which, if you didnt know is PRETTY damn hard) right in the face throwing Both Chrona and Ragnarok into the wall 20 feet behind him.

Theresa stepped out of the bathroom, the water now steaming from her body. "If you EVER touch me like that again WITHOUT my permission, I'll see to it you wont have any teeth left. Understand blob." Theresa growled fists clenched into tight balls of rage. Ragnarok went back without so much as a word. Raven was out of the tub and holding onto Theresa by the time she had left the bathroom. "I'm sorry for Theresa, she really doesnt like being touched...its just a thing with her." Theresa just turned and went into her bed room to get dressed. Chrona sat there almost horrified...but also thinking she had reminded him of something from a dream he had.


Me: ANOTHER CHAPTER!

Chrona: Theresa kinda scares me

Theresa: Its only because I'm in love with you and this sadistic writter wont put us in a position that allows you to gain the same feelings thus leading to the expected sex scene between you and me which will eventually happen anyway but at this current point in time wouldnt have any meaning due to lack of character development.

Me:...What she said

Penguin: poking stuff with a stick is boring...now im going to blow things up!

Me: Thanks Theresa for the foreshadowing...that earns you 2 hours of closet time.

Theresa: NOT THE CLOSET NO! -hauled off to the closet by attack marshmallows

Me: Now that thats taken care of review...or ill put you in the closet too 0.0