Author's Note: This one's told through IM text. I liked playing with that idea, of just using their IM chat transcript to convey their friendship, so I ran with it.
JIM334:owhay areyay ooyay oodaytay, ampay? :)
Receptionitis15: Quit it or I'm not typing to you anymore.
JIM334: oh, don't do that, my day would be so boring.
Receptionitis15: Just giving you a fair warning ;)
JIM334: i can't believe they're still keeping up with it. you'd think michael would have been distracted by youtube or something else.
Receptionitis15: I wonder if Dwight still has that crossbow tucked under the couch….
JIM334: ouch. we're getting pretty serious over her
JIM334: *here
Receptionitis15: Michael really thinks he's speaking another language! I think that's what hurts my brain the most.
Receptionitis15: He's probably going to be doing this all next week too. Ugggggggggggggghhhh.
JIM334: it takes a lot of effort to learn a new language. respect the process
JIM334: got enough 'g's in there?
Receptionitis15: As soon as Michael respects personal boundaries, then we'll see.
JIM334: someone's feeling sassy!
Receptionitis15: Pig Latin is just really annoying. Only fourth graders find it funny or think it's cool when really it's just not.
Receptionitis15: And it doesn't help that Michael and Dwight are tag-teaming the office with it
JIM334: you okay?
Receptionitis15: I'm fine, it's just annoying is all
JIM334: obviously, it's dwight and michael
Receptionitis15: It's just that yeah, Pig Latin can be super cute when a little kid speaks it, but not two grown men.
Receptionitis15: They're abusing it, Jim.
Receptionitis15: …omg you know what we should totally do?
JIM334: okay the look on your face just now promised awesome. what do you have for me
Receptionitis15: Wiki "middle English" and start taking notes…. ;)
JIM334: anything you say eeslybay ;)
Receptionitis15: You're awful.