Wit: -sigh- I know. Haven't updated since last year! I'm so sorry!

Sesshomaru: -eyeroll-

Wit: Oh, you be quiet!

I sighed. "What do you want, Miroku?"

He entered the room. Okay, when did I say, "Oh, it's okay Miroku! Go ahead and walk in; I won't mind at all!"

"Girl problems?" he suddenly asked.

I stared at him with suspicion. "How'd you know?"

"I can tell these things. And," he added sheepishly. "I heard Inuyasha and Koga scream, 'Sesshy gots a girl problem! Sesshy gots a girl problem!' on the way here."

I glared at the two idiots who were still bitchslapping each other.

"Anyways," Miroku continued. "I could help you with said girl problem."

I snorted. "Really? How?"

Miroku put his hand on my shoulder. Okay Diary, that does not seem creepy/perverted/gay at all. But before I could scream, "Rape!" I composed myself enough to ask, "Uh, what are you doing?"

"C'mon Sesshomaru. I feel kinda offended that you didn't ask me for help. Have you forgotten who I am?"

A gay pervert who wants to rape my shoulder? No, I think I'd remember that… I didn't say anything.

Miroku went on as if I did say something. "Girls love me!"

The second they heard that, Inuyasha and Koga quit their slapfight they stared at him before bursting into hysterics.

"Ha!" Inuyasha laughed. "Don't kid yourself, Miroku! Women hate you. Except for Sango."

"Yup," Koga agreed. "Don't know what's wrong with her though..."

As Miroku's confidence began to crumble, I interrupted the two idiots. "Anyways, what can you do with Rin and me?"

Diary, that is one of the questions I will both never and forever regret.

"So what's you solution for poor Sess?" Inuyasha asked. "Ooh! How 'bout we lock 'em both in a box till Rin confesses her love to him?"

I resisted the temptation to whack him. Wait, why would I do that?

…Ah, screw it. I bopped the stupid hanyou on the head. "Aho," I mumbled.

Miroku looked disappointed. Oh don't tell me he wanted to do that too! "Okay, that plan's out. So…"

"I got it!" Koga exclaimed. "Let's get Sesshomaru to date Sara to get Rin jealous!"

I twitched for a second. "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" I am not gonna date that psychotic stalker!

Everyone stared at me in disbelief, most likely because I said something more than ten words. To be honest, so did I. "Anyways," I continued. "Can someone please give me a good idea?"

Miroku chuckled. "Well since you said 'please…'" He grabbed Koga and Inuyasha by the arms and dragged them to another room.

I have a bad feeling about this.

Wit: I guess you can consider this like a drabble series, since I ain't really good at making long fanfics.

Sesshomaru: True, true.

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