I've always imagined doing this to my brothers: I was laughing so hard while I was writing this. I bet you can relate! (If you have any brothers) Tell me what you think! :)

I do not own PJo or Kaycie Lester(courtesy of original author)

Leo Valdez is AWESOME! (Haters gonna hate)

Leo POV

I was leaning against the school bleachers playing Temple Run when I heard a rustling from a nearby tree. Putting away my phone and walking over there, I saw a pair of sneakers that looked suspiciously like Travis's. But they couldn't be; He said he was going to be at a soccer game.

Wait a minute… where those guys over there wearing jerseys? Was that a soccer ball they were kicking around? Why didn't I notice this before? It's just like me to be blind…

"Travis? What are you- Oof!" All of a sudden my face was in the dirt. The big oaf had fallen out of the tree! Removing his foot from my neck, I got up and dusted myself off.

"TRAVIS! YOU…Uh…um…" I couldn't think of a word bad enough for him. Then I noticed a pair of binoculars in his hand. "Travis, you perve!" I shouted at him. He had been spying on the girls. (Oh yeah, we were at their first cheerleading practice.) I quickly glanced around; making sure no one had heard me. With relief, I noticed that the only thing that was looking at us was that bush.

Wait! Bushes don't have eyes! I walked over and smacked the person behind it. It was Connor.

Of course.

Dragging both of them by the arms, I stuffed them in my car and slammed the door in their face. I locked my doors, and made it so if they opened any doors, the alarm would go off. Sadly, it would only take a few minutes for them to disable it, but I needed some time to set up a trap. I kinda figured this would happen, so I came prepared.

Let's see… water bucket above the doors, big rock, bag of flour in position, and last of all… the stink bombs. There! My masterpiece. Then I went and hid behind a column and waited.

I had counted to thirty when they opened the door silently, and looked around. Seeing that the coast was clear, they tiptoed out. SPLAT! They were drenched with water. As they stumbled around, they tripped over the rock and landed on the hidden bag of flour. The two sticky messes stood up and trip/walked towards me. But before they could get very far: BAM! Two things exploded, sending a green smoke into the air. They started choking and gagging, falling over. I plugged my nose and walked over to them.

"I hope you've learned your lesson," I said seriously. But it was kind of hard to take me seriously with my voice sounding so strange. Oh well.

I walked away towards the game, tossing the last stink bomb over my shoulder. I could hear them coughing from ten feet away.

Like a boss, I thought to myself.

Any ideas for what I should put next? I have no idea! :(