My mom said her goodbyes, have fun, and be safe as I stepped into my car. I don't think she really knew what the party was, but I was fine with that. It was about ten minutes to get there. The drive felt longer then it actually was. I tried to make it go faster by listening to some music; that didn't help. I mostly was just thinking the whole way there. I was still stoked that Cartman was…well, you know. It was just too much for me to handle. The more and more I thought about it, the more I noticed I might be in love with Cartman. It sounds ridiculous, I know. Not like I just met him, neither. As for Bebe, I'm still hurt, but as long as he's happy, I'm happy for him. I found it weird that Bebe never texted Cartman back why he didn't text back, because some girls get pretty mad when guys don't text them back. Who knows, maybe she doesn't. I really hope Cartman is at the party. I know this might sound wrong, but I want to try to get him drunk enough that'll kiss me. Even though he would be drunk, it'd still mean something to me. Even if I can't get him drunk, I have a back up plan. I gave a little smirk when I looked at his phone. I can use that as a weapon. Finally arriving to the party thinking I was late. There was a whole ton of cars lined up, and I spent almost five minutes just finding a place to park. Having no regrets, I held my breath as I walked up to the house. I was greeted by all my friends. They all seemed have to forgotten about me fainting the other day. This place was crazy. Loud music, a disco ball, Tons, and I mean tons, of drinks and food, a pool, you name it.

"HEY EVERYONE COME OUTSIDE CLYDE IS GOING TO DO IT!"

That brought everyone's attention. Everyone rushed outside. I went outside too, just to see what was going on. Clyde was standing on the roof. I couldn't really make him out, but apparently he was naked.

"JUMP"! "JUMP"! "JUMP"! People chanted.

For the fun of it, I started chanting too. Pretty soon, he jumped into the pool, naked and off the roof.

"WHOOO"! Everyone yelled.

I was probably the first one who went back inside for a shot. That "one" shot turned into seven, as a lot of people came back in the house. Just then Token came up to me and put his arm around me. That nearly made me jump out of me skin!

"God damn it Token don't scare me like that!" I yelled at him.

"Awe sucks, I'm sorry Kyle. I didn't fucking see you there." He said. All his letters were slurred. I could tell he was drunk.

"Are you having a good time"? He asked.

Before I could say anything, he said that's great and thankfully got away from me. I desperately needed to find Stan and Kenny. I didn't know where they were, but I wanted to. It didn't take me that long to find them, to my surprise. They were sitting on the couch talking, and drinking. Wow, I didn't know they were that good of friends. I thought. Then Wendy came and sat in-between them. That made it less awkward.

"Hey, Stan"! I said with a happy voice.

"Oh, hey Kyle, Glad you could make it!" He replied, his words slurred, also.

I wanted to talk more, but Wendy pretty much took over Stan's mouth, and Kenny went to go get something. All of a sudden, I wanted to go to the bathroom. I didn't need to go; I just wanted to be alone right now. It took me forever just to find the bathroom, knowing how big Token's house is. By the time I got there, I noticed the door was shut, but the lights were off. I opened it, and turned on the lights. That's when my sexuality turned on. Craig and Tweek were practically licking each others faces off.

"GAH"! Tweek yelled.

"K-Kyle we c-can explain"! Tweek yelled once again.

"Kyle, if I give you ten bucks, will you promise not to tell anybody? Craig asked, his voice shaking.

That wasn't the reaction I expected, but I just agreed.

"If you ever tell anyone about this, you're dead." Craig commanded.

I promised, and closed the door. I jamed the ten dollars in my pocket. My sexuality was killing me. Where the fuck is Cartman?

Heheheh, Kyle loves Cartman, maybe too much. Sorry if you don't ship Creek, but I felt I needed to add that in there as an extra detail. Like this? Tell me! This has been fun writing or, typing so far. I know, it's been a little bland, but things are going to spice up. Look out for the next one!