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This story is supposed to be humorous, and as a result there might be a bit of OOCness in the characters... basically we're going to be putting them in a bunch of ridiculous situations, and we will be giving them lots of weird quirks and such.
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The Avengers and Fury gathered on the prisoner level, after an unpleasantly squished elevator ride.
Loki was in the middle of taking a shower, and they could hear his voice through the bathroom door.
"I see your dirty face
hide behind your collar
what is done in vain
truth is hard to swallow
so you pray to god
to justify the way
you live a lie
live a lie
live a lie"
"Damn! He's good!" Tony whispered, awed.
Thor grinned proudly. "He's always liked singing, and he is, as you mortals say, 'damn good'. He would often get teased for it on Asgard though..."
"How could people tease somebody with that voice?!" Tony exclaimed.
"And you take your time
and you do your crime
well you made your bed
I made mine
because when I arrive
I I'll bring the fire
make you come alive
I can take you higher
what this is forgot
I must now remind you
let it rock
let it rock
let it rock"
Loki's voice lilted through the room, making even Natasha grin appreciatively. Steve's mouth was hanging open.
"Now the son's disgraced
he who knew his father
when he cursed his name
turned and chased the dollar
but it broke his heart
so he stuck his middle finger
to the world
to the world
to the world"
Listening to the lyrics coming from his brother's mouth, Thor frowned, wondering if Loki actually meant some of what he was singing.
"And you take your time
and you stand in line
well you'll get what's yours
I got mine"
At the chorus Tony couldn't help himself, and he started singing along.
"Because when I arrive—" Loki suddenly stopped singing.
"I I'll bring the fire
make you come alive
I can take you higher
what this is forgot
I must now remind you
let it rock
let it rock
let it—" Tony stopped mid-line, finding everyone staring at him.
The door burst open, and Loki stood there glaring at them, a black towel wrapped around his slender waist. His upper half was bare except for a couple gold manacles around his wrists, that kept him from using his magic.
"Have you idiots never heard of 'privacy?'" He snapped.
"Do all gods have such well-definied abs?" Natasha asked, eying his pale form.
Loki slammed the door in their faces.
"He has to be in the band! He has to be the lead singer!" Tony exclaimed excitedly. "THIS IS SO HAPPENING!"
A few minutes later the door opened and Loki came out, fully clothed in black skinny jeans and a green T-shirt, his long hair once again combed back out of his face.
"YOU ARE IN THE BAND!" Tony shouted, grinning like a maniac. "THIS IS GOING TO BE EPIC!"
Loki raised a dark eyebrow. "And what makes me think I would like to be part of your insignificant mortal band?"
"Technically, we're not all mortal, because your brother's a god," Tony pointed out.
"He is not my brother," Loki retorted. "Thor has told you my true parentage, has he not?"
"He told us you were adopted," Tony said.
"I am a Jotun. A monster," Loki hissed, leaning closer.
"I don't care, you have an epic singing voice! You are in the band!" Tony said excitedly.
"I do what I want," Loki sneered imperiously.
"If you join the band I'll bake you crumpets every day!" Tony tried.
"You seriously need to work on your bribing skills," Natasha snorted, rolling her eyes. "That was just pathetic."
"Though it is an amusing offer," Loki pretended to consider the idea. "But considering how many times the kitchen would get blown up in the process, I'll have to pass."
"Please?" Stark begged.
"No," Loki answered.
"Please?"
"No."
"Loki," Thor said, looking at his brother with big blue puppy dog eyes, "Please join the band?"
Loki bit his lip. "Fine," he conceded, "But I would like that drink that Stark promised me. He still hasn't kept his word."
Everyone looked at Stark, who shifted nervously.
"How good is your brother at holding his liquor?" Tony asked Thor.
"I do not know. I can't even remember the last he drank," Thor said thoughtfully.
"Alright! Terms accepted," Tony declared. "What alcoholic beverage would the God of Mischief like?"
"Can you sing something else?" Tony asked eagerly, as Loki sipped his single malt. "What songs do you know?"
"Everything on your iPod," Loki answered lightly.
"So that's why I haven't been able to find it!" Tony exclaimed, glaring at the god, who just smirked at him.
"Things do get rather dull on the prisoner level," Loki shrugged. "I need to find some way to entertain myself besides my villainous, evil plans to take over Midgard and the entirety of the human race."
"You what?!" Steve spluttered.
"You seriously need to learn what sarcasm is," Tony said, rolling his eyes at the super soldier.
"But he did it before, he might try again!" Steve said, eying Loki suspiciously.
"Psh," Tony said, "If he was really going to try to take over the Earth he wouldn't tell us that."
"Unless he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you," Loki pointed out.
"YOU STOLE MY PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN MOVIES TOO DIDN'T YOU?!" Tony yelled angrily.
"Mayyyybbbbeeeee..." Loki said.
Tony huffed. "Sing SexyBack, and I'll let you keep them."
"Only if I get to keep everything I've stolen from you," Loki bargained.
"Grr... fine." Tony grouched.
"Oh, this is going to be good," Clint smirked.
"I'm bring sexy back
them other boys don't know how to act
I think you're special, what's behind your back?
So turn around and I'll pick up the slack," Loki sang, grinning evilly.
"Take 'em to the bridge!" Tony interjected.
"Dirty babe
you see these shackles," Loki actually held out the metal cuffs around his wrists, making Tony wince.
"Baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
It's just that no one makes me feel this way,"
"Take 'em to the chorus! Come here girl," Tony sang.
"Go 'head, be gone with it."
"Come to the back,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it."
"VIP,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it."
"Drinks on me,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it."
"Let me see what you're torquing with,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it,"
"Look at those hips,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it,"
"You make me smile,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it,"
"Come here child,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it,"
"And get your sexy on,"
"Go 'head, be gone with it,"
"Get yo' sexy on,"
The rest of the Avengers just stared at them, dumbstruck. Thor started tapping on the counter, his immense strength making the drumming noise echo loudly around the room.
"I'm bringing sexy back
Them other fuckers don't know how to act
come on let me make up for the things you lack
'cause you're burning up I gotta get it fast," Loki continued, as Natasha pulled her violin out of nowhere and started playing along as well. Though the original song didn't have any violin, she made it sound like it should have.
"Take 'em to the bridge!" Tony called, as Dummy handed him his guitar and he started playing.
"Dirty babe
you see these shackles
baby I'm your slave
I'll let you whip me if I misbehave
it's just that no one makes me feel this way,"
"Take 'em to the chorus!"
Clint dashed out of the room, returning shortly with his own guitar and taking up the main riff, making Tony glare at him as they caught each other's eye and started having a battle of the guitars.
Midway through the chorus Fury pulled out a tambourine, and joined in.
Snorting, Bruce pulled out his phone and took a picture of the director, promptly posting the photo on Facebook.
"You ready?!" Tony finished, as the instruments faded out to silence.
"Dudes, that was great!" Bruce said, clapping heartily.
Steve fainted.
We have warned you, have we not? XD
The songs are Let It Rock by Kevin Rudolph, and SexyBack by Justin Timberlake.
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