Well, when we headed to English I didn't expect to see…Ms. Bitters?

She looked exactly as I remembered her? Why did she follow these kids into hi skool?

"Class!" she announced, pulling me back and making me stand at the front of the class. "We have a new student. Her name is Candy. Candy, if you have anything to say, say it now because after right now, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER SOUND FROM YOU!"

"I…I like English and…It's one of my best subjects. I-I like video games, and you wouldn't catch me dead in some sort of girly outfit…except for today." I said, looking down at my skull dress. I did wear jeans under it but it was still a dress and with that thought, I sat down.

"Alright." The teacher said. "Today, we have a project. You must write a story of your own. No mistakes. No limit on the length. But it must have a stable plot and an identifiable beginning, middle, and end."

Everyone moaned.

"Now, back to the lesson." Ms. Bitters said. "Doom…doom…doomed doom…eternal doom…"

"This is so boring." I whined.

"DOOM! DOOM!"

I twiddled my thumbs. What class did I have after this?

PE. Ugh.

"Doom doom DOOM!"

This was so boring, I fell asleep. I woke up to the bell. Ah, freedom.

"We have PE together!" Kate said happily.

We went to the locker rooms and after a LONG time, I found my locker. Right next to Katie's.

"What's PE like?" I asked, putting on my gym shorts.

"Hmm…we run a lot. It's tiring. Then we'll most likely play some kind of sport. At least on a normal day." She said.

"I see." I said, slipping my head through my shirt. I put my shoes back on and pulled up my socks. They were long and mismatched. (A/N: Mismatched, long socks are my trademark. I wear them every day and everyone calls me the girl with the long colorful socks. MY TRADEMARK! MINE!)

I quickly put on some lotion (Which isn't allowed in the locker room but people use it anyway) and so did Kate. We walked out to PE. Darn, why was she so much taller than me?

We both had the same PE teacher. Mrs. Mayflower. Mrs. Mayflower was a young teacher with long blonde hair and blue eyes.

"Alright, class!" she said happily. I noticed that neither Dib nor Zim were in my PE class.

"Today, you guys will be running two laps. Then, you guys get basketball. You'll be playing against the other classes." The teacher said.

"Wait, I thought seniors weren't even supposed to get PE as long as they passed it." I said.

"Well you know what, honey-cakes? That's not how it is at this skool." The teacher said.

"Honey-cakes?" I said under my breath.

"Okay, now when the whistle blows, all of the classes start running. I'm explaining this for you, Candy. Are you listening?"

"Mmhmm…" I said, looking at the sky and making out pictures with the clouds.

"Ugh, Ms. Rodriguez, would you like me to call your parents?"

"OOH! TELL MY MOM I SAID HI!"

"Candy, just head on over to the track and this won't affect your grade." She said.

I walked over to the track with the rest of the class, Ready to run like everyone else.

"How short ARE you?" a taller senior teased.

"…Five feet and five inches…"

He snorted and the whistle blew.

"SEE YA!" I said, zooming passed him. I got through the crowd and ended up beside Zim and Dib.

"Why the heck are you guys so fast?" I asked.

"We used to chase each other around a lot." Dib said with a laugh.

I sped passed them and after awhile, I was the third one to finish my two laps.

"YAH!" I screamed, happily punching the air above me.

Yeah, then we played basketball. I PWND everyone.

The rest of the day went well after that. So there's nothing interesting left to tell you.

"AUGH I'M EXHAUSTED!" I whined, opening Dib's door and sitting on the couch.

"I know how you feel. It takes time for you to get used to it," He said, sitting next to me.

"Yeah."

"So, how's your mom doing?"

"She kept texting me and telling me about this AWESOME boyfriend she's been calling for the past few months." I said.

"Okay." Dib said.

"I hope she's taking care of my dog. He had better be alive the next time I see him!"

"What kind of dog is it?"

"Miniature husky."

"Cool. Zim's probably working on a plan for world domination right now but…it's probably going to fail…"

"Ha-ha…poor Zim." I said.

Out of nowhere, Dib pulled me into a hug.

"You don't know how much I missed you. And Zim too. I know it looks like he didn't care but he did. Trust me."

"Should we visit him?" I asked.

"Sure." Dib said.

We walked over to Zim's house in silence. Dib simply opened the door.

"HELLO!" Gir said. "MASTER'S IN THE TOILEEEEET!"

"Hi, Gir." I said, happily petting his head and hugging him. We went down the toilet and the elevator took us to a random level.

"Oh…my…god…" I said.

The whole room was a shrine…built to me!

There was a giant statue of me in the middle of the room. And there were tiny little blimps that read "I love Candy"

A little walking teddy bear that looked just like one I had left behind when I moved walked up to us.

"Hello! Zim has been awaiting your arrival, Candy! Come! Look around! Drink a Zimmy love potion! And come along to the "She's mine, not Dib's" room!"

"Hey…bear…what's your name?" I asked.

"You should know, Candy. I'm MISTER FUZZYKINS!"

"What did Zim do to you?" I asked.

"He made me into a ROBOTIC bear! I'm so happy!" he said. "Where would you like to go first?"

"The 'She's mine, not Dib's' room." I said with a snicker.

"OKAY!" the bear said happily, leading us to a room with a stuffed toy version of Dib on a dartboard. On a table, there was a voodoo doll of Dib with a needle in its thigh.

"So THAT'S where those pains have been coming from." Dib said, taking out the needle.

There was a section in this area secluded from the rest of the room.

We walked into the room. There were many targets shaped like Dib and on the side there was just a pile of pistols.

"AH, COOL! IS THIS SOME KIND OF SHOOTING RANGE?" I asked.

"Yeah." Mr. Fuzzykins said.

I picked up a gun and shot at a Dib target.

"Hey!" Dib said.

"What? IT'S FUN!" I said.

"Let's go find Zim." Dib said. "Now quit dawdling!"

"No one says that word anymore" I said.

"Whatever!" He said, smacking the gun out of my hands and pulling me along.

We took the elevator to another part of the base.

Zim was there…working on stuff.

"Hey, Zim." I said.

"Hey, Candy." He said apathetically.

Funny…

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Working on a bomb that will destroy everyone on the planet."

"How's that working out for you?" I asked.

"Not too well…"

Just then a security bell began to ring. That thing was annoying.

"I have detected a ship within ten feet of the base." The computer said.

"SIZZ-LORR!" Zim hissed.

I rolled my eyes.

"He needs a hobby." I said.

We went to the house level and Zim, Dib, Gir and I peeked out the window.

Yup, there was Sizz-Lorr.

Zim locked the door. Sizz-Lorr started to walk towards the door and the gnomes started to shoot. He quickly bashed the door with his fist.

"Well, if it isn't the MASTERS OF ESCAPE!" Sizz-Lorr said.

I stuck my tongue out at him.

"NYEEEEEH!" I said.

"Save it." He said, grabbing all of us. Even Gir.

He threw us into his ship with a smile.

"Why are you so happy?" I asked angrily.

"I like watching you suffer. And I'm in love with a human."

"WHAT? EW? IS THAT WHY YOU KEEP CAPTURING ME?"

"No, NOT YOU, YOU IDIOT!" Sizz-Lorr screamed. A lady in a (revealing) black dress stepped out of a dark shadow.

"M-MOM?" I screamed.

OOOOOOOOOOOH…A TWIST!

Sizz-Lorr is in love with Candy's mom…and Candy's not too happy.