~2~

Bad Flippy looked at the a scared Flaky he inhaled and looked over to the food left unattended, his stomach growled.

"Tell you what, I'll tell you the story and you prepare the meal; after all Flippy and I literally have the same taste if anything I'm a bit pickier so you can find out what he likes and doesn't." Flaky looked at him timidly and inched her way to the stove to continue cooking.

"D-do you know what you'd like, or just make anything." She offered nervously Bad Flippy sat in a chair and pulled out his bowie knife, and chuckled.

"I'm sure your cooking isn't any worse than what they gave us in the army. Make whatever you were going to I'll eat it either way. Now in the beginning of the war-

~Flash Back~

Flippy ran through the forest with the other bears in his unit of 5, it was the great Upstream war, salmon proclaimed that bears broke the Vegetation Treaty of 1892 in which bears only hunted salmon during the holidays. Bears were outraged because salmon had began convincing all the other animals to avoid bears and deprive them of meat. Thus, the Upstream war began, salmon were confined to water but after they teamed up with dolphins and used their brainpower to create above water suits. Flippy's unit was deployed via helicopter so they could close in on the enemy base and finally end the bloody war. Flippy's girlfriend at the time was in his unit and they planned to get married after the war, she was a purple bear named Berry. He loved her dearly and couldn't wait to end this horrible war so they could settle down, the arrived at the enemy under water base and according to their sources all the salmon reported underwater once a month for briefing and planning. Once they saw the last soldier dive underwater it was their cue to move out, Flippy took out the electrical bomb and slowly placed it in the water. The rest of the unit surveyed the perimeter, Flippy placed a 3 minute timer on the bomb so they could get as far away from the water as they could. Suddenly he heard a scream and ran towards it, the enemy has already killed the other 3 bears from their squad.

"Berry!" Flippy called desperately, he clutched his gun looking around frantically.

"Flippy." She called weakly and nervously, he ran to her and found her in a round patch of ground surrounded by rose bushes and tall trees, a salmon in an above ground suit held a knife to her throat.

"Let her go." Flippy demanded taking aim and gritting his teeth, the salmon pressed a button on his suit.

"Drop the weapon or I'll slice her throat." He gurgled, Flippy had no choice but to comply, once he did he was surrounded by other salmon in suits and the first salmon laughed.

"What a nice little trained bear." The salmon chuckled he slit Berry's throat and Flippy felt his heart drop in his stomach. "Oops." The salmon laughed while his friends joined in.

Flippy's heart started to get dissolved by the stomach acid, he felt as though he'd lost a chunk of his soul and he heard that evil chuckle that started in the back of his mind that ripped it's way forward.

Time to play. It rang demonically his eyes began to narrow and turn into a lustrous bright green, his bucky teeth sharpened, he ran a cynical tongue over them. The salmon looked at him and hurried to constrain him, he'd flung them off him growling; he grabbed the first water suit and punched clear through the glass suffocating the first fish. One picked up his weapon and fired at him, he grabbed another suited salmon (say that 3 times fast) and used him as a shield, he threw the dead suit at the firing fish and he fell backwards. Bad Flippy picked up the gun and fired at the fish hitting him through the eye.

"Well what doya know shooting a fish in a barrel is easier than I thought." Bad Flippy smirked and walked towards the fish who'd killed his love. The frightened salmon pulled out a bowie knife and slashed at Bad Flippy with it. Bad Flippy easily dodged and rammed his fist into the glass bowl and pulled the gasping fish out.

"~gasp~ Please ~gasp~ mercy."

"Oh right how could I forget I'll get you to the nearest stream." Bad flippy smirked but slowly impaled the fish on the thorns on the rose bushes. "Oops," then something gleaming caught his eye and he picked up the bowie knife, "ooh shiny." He smirked evilly.

~Present Day~

"-After Flippy came to he thought it was a moment of shock and pain that drove him temporarily insane, but he was wrong. I kept coming back again and again that's why he moved to this town, he heard the townspeople never die. Of course, he didn't know they were resurrected but, oh well, no damage done." He said simply and casually.

"So Flippy had a first love?" Flaky asked, Bad Flippy smirked and played with the, still remaining, bowie knife.

"Why yes, he absolutely adored her, but not to worry she's dead now no competition to you." He assured her, Flaky froze.

"No! I was just wondering because hes never told me about her before." Flaky said to the eggs.

"Well talking about her is really a painful experience, it's only natural." Flaky set a mug of coffee in front of Bad Flippy and he examined it, she stopped at looked at him.

"I've seen Flippy drink coffee before so I thought you'd like it." She mumbled, Bad Flippy sipped it and leaned back.

"It's very good." He said complimentary, Flaky sighed in relief and heard a the sound of wind slicing. A bowie knife jutted out from the wall and barely missed her head. Flaky screamed and fell backwards, when she found none she sighed from relief. Bad Flippy chuckled in amusement.

"I'd never kill you before you made my food now stand up, stop crying, and cook." She stood up and slowly calmed down, she glanced behind her and found him watching her cook. It made her feel uncomfortable so after a few minutes she turned back to see if he was still watching, she nervously peeked at him to find that he was still staring.

"So…when is Flippy coming back?" She asked staring through the skillet dazing off.

"Whenever I let him come back, am I not good enough company for you?" He asked watching her intently, she hunched over slightly.

"Well, I just wanted to spend the day with him maybe we could go to the park or something on such a beautiful day." She said placing his meal in front of him, he began to destroy the food like he'd never eaten a day in his life. She wanted to be disgusted by the lack of manners but was complimented by the immediate consumption of a dish she'd prepared. She figured she could start washing the dishes, she reached over to grab the skillet and slipped on her previous tear puddle burning her arm on the hot stove. She screamed in pain and cried uncontrollably she figured Bad Flippy was looking at her in amusement but she didn't care, she cried for all she was worth and clutched her burned arm.

"Why does everything have to happen to me! W-what did I do to anyone? I-I've never killed on purpose, I've never stolen anything, b-but the universe just has it out for me!" She screamed to the ceiling, green paws applied aloe-vera to her arm then hugged her. She leaned into Flippy for two reasons; she was happy to be rid of his demon and she needed the comfort. Once she calmed down, she sat there enjoying the embrace and thinking. "Sometimes I wonder, if this town wasn't cursed and I truly died, who would really miss me? I'm an ugly tomboy with an over emotional disorder, I was never one to really stand out. Lumpy, Giggles, Cuddles, Shifty, Lifty, Sniffles, and Petunia they must all hate me dreadfully and not only them, the universe seems to have it out for me. Every time I'm happy something happens that scares me or I die, sometimes I wish the next time I die it'd be permanent." She sniffed.

"First of all, you're certainly not ugly, being a tomboy means that you're more open-minded and you're not sickeningly girly like Petunia and Giggles. You're unique and you should never convince yourself otherwise I could assure you that if you were to die forever Flippy would simply let me roam free and do as I pleased and kill everybody without so much as a fight." At that very moment Flaky thought of too many things but mainly she wondered 'Why is Bad Flippy trying to make me feel better?' and 'Do I really mean that much to Flippy?' She looked up at him same sharp green eyes and jagged teeth but with a questionable emotion to it. Pity?

"Hey Bad Flippy?" Flaky began once he stood and returned to his, now lukewarm, coffee.

"What?" He said trying to wash that moment out of his mouth, he never shows anyone any type of sympathy but he felt like the world had it out for him as well given all of his bad luck.

"Why did you comfort me, I thought you didn't like me?" She asked quietly hugging her knees and playing with the creases in the tile, he turned and looked at her.

"I was tired of your sniveling it was rather annoying." He said leaning against the table looking down at her.

"Well I was just curious because you'd normally kill me or something like it." She said mostly to herself, he smashed the mug and grabbed a wickedly sharp looking piece. He closed the distance between them in three steps and loomed over her.

"Would you prefer I killed you?" He growled cynically, she teared up and hugged her knees tighter shaking.

"No I was just curious!" Bad Flippy laughed and looked up.

"I love that, you're honestly too easy. Oh well, I've had enough fun, for now at least, I hope to see you later. Or better yet I shall." And with that Flippy's eyes widened and his sharp teeth dulled back to their bucky shape, he looked at Flaky who was still hugging her knees he crouched next to her while she just stared at the ground.

"Oh my gawd Flaky! Did I hurt you? I'm so sorry I flipped." He apologized while checking her for injuries.

"Hey Flippy," she began he looked at her and she took a deep breath, "what am I to you?" Flippy looked in her eyes and saw that she was completely serious, in fact her intense gaze made him look away.

"I, uh, w-well I care about you a lot." He said nervously to the floor, she hugged her knees tighter.

"In what way?" She said with her head in her knees, Flippy felt himself sweating.

She's showing more courage than you, you're pathetic. His evil jeered.

Shut up! Flippy shouted in his mind.

"In the way that all..,good...friends do, you know, in the, uh, special way that they have?" Flippy squeezed out losing his words, Flaky raised an eyebrow.

"W-what?" Flippy took a deep breath and looked Flaky in the eyes, she flinched. "What?" She whined blushing slightly, he grabbed her by the shoulders and pressed his lips against hers. Her lips felt soft against his, and he felt his heart pounding, after a while he ended the greatest awkward kiss he ever had only to realize she was crying.

"F-flaky I'm so sorry, I t-thought you.." Flippy stammered beet red Flaky hugged him tightly making him stop his gibberish.

"D-don't apologize." She cried through tears, she looked up at him her cheeks redder than her fur, she kissed him back shocking him and she fell on him, they looked at each other, blushed, then laughed.

Oh barf. Evil Flippy scoffed.

Oh shut up. Flippy thought at his opposite.

Whatever at least we have a new toy. Evil Flippy smirked.

What do you mean? She's MY girlfriend.

No, no, no we're the same person so she's OUR girlfriend. With that Flippy looked at Flaky and cursed himself for what he's gotten her into.

~End~

Thanks for reading everybody I normally suck at chapter endings my friends always complain because they're cliff hangers or something or other. Will Flaky accept him not matter what? Will Flippy take control of his demon? Will Fliqpy be too confusing for the readers to follow and I have to type out 'Bad Flippy' every time he appears! … I need some serious feedback on that last one ._. I'm not calling you guys retarded or anything I just don't want to confuse you guys since Flippy and Fliqpy look similar so once I get an opinion chapter three'll be coming in hot!

P.S Chapter three will have more HTF characters I promise, I may also be accepting an OC or two (Please don't get angry if I couple you with persons another OC). If you have a personal problem with your fictional character having relations with one of a person you've never met in your life and have never talked to then message me ._.; and I'll break you up or kill one off...or coma or something since they can't die...iono... Byez!~ =P