Ok I'm sorry guys I've had writers block from hell so I've had to re-write this chapter fifty times over =_=. Tell me if you think I should post one of the other versions if this one sucks they all end the same way. Uber failness on my part Gunslingers-White-Rose gave an OC (Mimi) to use and i made a twin without her permission isn't that kind of like a kick to the...lady stones figuratively but give me a bit to edit to other OC other-wise the story won't change.
~Chapter 3~
Flaky's never been happier she's forgotten all about her traumatic morning and she's ready to spend the day with Flippy and get to know him as a boyfriend instead of the close friends they've been for months. She hasn't felt this good in years, she felt like she could be confident and courageous again. She was floating on air, head over heels, on cloud 9, she was. Fear! Free! She'd been running all over Flippy's house getting ready to go back to her's to get ready for their date, on her way out of the kitchen she jumped over a devious lonesome roller-skate that laid in front of a nail sticking out of the floor. Her luck was finally looking up and was all thanks to Flippy, who was watching from his sofa, looked at her prance to-and-fro around his house, he chuckled and thought how he'd never seen her more carefree and happy with a gleam in her eyes he rarely saw she looked so cute, so innocent.
So vulnerable, so helpless, so unsuspecting. Evil growled with lust.
No, she doesn't like you she likes me; she's not yours shes mine. Flippy growled back.
My, my, my aren't we possessive but you can't protect her from yourself can you?
Well I could break up with her, that way she'd be further away from you.
Heh, you can't be that selfish, you see how happy she is that you two are finally dating, we both know you couldn't live with that even if it was to protect her. Evil smirked and Flippy mentally cursed because he had a good point, Flaky looked so full of life since he asked her out and she hasn't cried once.
Once she was ready he drove her to her house and dropped her off, Flaky spent a long time just in her door frame watching Flippy drive off. He said he'd be back in two hours to pick her up, that was plenty of time to get ready so she walked to her mailbox and pulled out a town meeting paper that was set for tomorrow morning to welcome some new neighbors. Part of her was intrigued since animals rarely moved in Lammy and Mr. Pickles were the last ones to move in and the other part of her was sad because that meant that her date with Flippy would be cut short. She put the message on her desk and shut the door behind her, and began to wonder what she could wear, what to do with her quills, and what Flippy was doing.
Back at his house Flippy was having a long talk with his demon, he doesn't need two hours to get ready but he does have something to work out; he stood in front a mirror talking to Evil.
I can't believe I have to bargain with myself over my girlfriend. Flippy said ashamed, Evil chuckled.
Well if I made everything easy for you I wouldn't get much out of it now would I?
You could try and see, you never know, you might enjoy seeing me happy.
Don't be mistaken I don't like to make you, or rather, myself miserable, only everyone else. If you care about the person I hurt it's your fault for caring, because I'm going to hurt them. Evil pointed out.
Could you at least lay off Flaky, you know, don't kill her and hell if you're the one in control and she's in trouble protect her. Flippy asked, Evil scratched his head and pondered.
Maybe I will, it depends on if I approve of her as our mate. Evil said sincerely, Flippy nearly face-palmed but held back the urge.
There's no way you're going to leave her alone are you?
Nope. In fact, you should be thrilled that I like her a little that means she won't die she'll get some torturing here and there but I have a theory about her to prove. And based on her reactions will depend on whether or not I continue to torture her. Flippy wondered if her heard his doppelganger correctly.
Wait, you like her? Flippy demanded balling his fist.
You like her don't you, of course I do to some degree we're still the same person with the same tastes although, I would've gone with someone a bit prettier she's kinda cute for a tomboy. Flippy punched the mirror.
She's gorgeous! And if I swear if you hurt her then I'll never flip again and I'll smother you within my own mind. Flippy threatened ignoring the mirror shard between his knuckles, Evil chuckled.
I like this protective part of you, it's like you finally grew a pair, and to think that little porcupine did all of this. Bravo, my friend, bravo I will not hurt her physically since I have a new-found respect for you. Flippy pulled his fist away from the mirror and washed it in the sink below keeping the gaze with Evil.
Thanks. Evil nodded and disappeared, it wasn't perfect but Flippy would much rather Evil be nice to Flaky than to kill her plus he'd protect her. He dressed his wound, called Flaky asking her to make any random dish and he'd bring one, and he got ready for his date with the lovely red porcupine.
After she got off the phone with Flippy she held a cookbook in her hands and figured she could make a cake but which cake would he like best and what if he made a cake. Flaky scratched her head causing dandruff to fall to the floor around her and thought making maybe more than one dish for her boyfriend couldn't hurt. She put a red velvet cake in the oven along with baked fish and potatoes boiled waiting to be mashed, she nodded and went to take a shower. In the shower she washed her hair and scrubbed her scalp to get rid of as many flakes as possible, she truly hated having them it was embarrassing but it was a part of her and she had to deal with it. She got out, began to blow-dry her quills and froze when she saw her reflection; her quills only had a few pieces of dandruff, her eyes were large and deep, even her coat was sleek and shiny. She smiled wide at her new self and tended to the food floating on the breeze, once it was all prepared she went to get dressed with her newly discovered airs.
~One hour and a half later~ o.o
The war veteran wore a suit, his same barrette, and a faint blush; he knocked on her door and waited nervously. Flaky opened the door slightly and peeked between the chain door lock and the door frame, seeing it was Flippy she began unlocking an impressive series of locks, Flippy laughed at her cautiousness. Once she got to the last lock Flaky took a deep breath and swung the door open, Flippy nearly dropped the food and drink he carried as the porcupine wore a blue-purple bow that tied her quills back into a ponytail, she wore a little eyeliner that brought out her amber eye color, and bracelets hung from her wrists. Flaky was uncomfortable with his staring and fidgeted.
"I-is it too w-weird?" She said to the ground toying with her ponytail, she almost never wore her quills in a ponytail but when she did she played with it often. Flippy blushed at the timid porcupine.
"No you look...beautiful." He whispered, she looked up with a smile that could kill, then realized she realized she was rude.
"P-please come in, I couldn't decide what to make so I just made cake, baked fish, and potatoes." She stammered earning a chuckle from the bear.
"I'm not much of a cook so I just made macaroni and cheese but I guess it all fits, and I just had a hunch to bring this but I'm glad that you made fish." He pulled out white wine, she mentally praised herself as she set the wine in the refrigerator.
"Well let's dig in."
~One meal and half a bottle of wine later~ w
Flippy laid on Flaky's couch with her lying in front of him watching late time old movies and passing the wine bottle back and forth as it rained. They watched as a big fake doll 'attacked' a city, Flaky laughed until she snorted.
"Ok that is totally fake! Look you see the strings and everything!" She laughed in a drunken amused fit, Flippy chuckled looking at her instead of he movie. She took a swig on the wine and made a pleased face when it hit her belly.
Pfft she's such a light-weight. Evil laughed amused.
And you're shocked because? Flippy replied mentally.
Touche.
Flaky passes the wine back to Flippy looking in his eyes, kind pac-man pupils framed by emerald green in them she found home, safety, security, love. She blushed and looked away smiling, Flippy gently took her face and tilted it towards him they shyly inched closer until their lips met. Flaky turned and leaned into him in utter bliss, it was gentle and passionate meanwhile Flippy was in heaven he'd go through war all over again if this was what he had waiting for him, she was soft and smooth. When they pulled away Flaky snuggled into Flippy's chest and quickly fell asleep and Flippy soon followed.
~Flaky's Dream~ :O
Flaky ran through flower fields where unicorns were playing baseball against snow leopards in the battle royal for the Ice-Cream Gods. She watched the game for a bit until she was pulled away by a figure, a green bear wearing army gear held her close on top of a hill of candy, Flaky sighed and nuzzled into him suddenly thunder cracked and the bears breathing became ragged and wicked. Flaky slowly pulled away and looked into green narrow eyes, she screamed and ran away, he grabbed her hand and pulled her back.
"Stop that screaming!" Evil shouted picking up a loli-flower and shoving it in her mouth, "I'm not going to kill you." She calmed down and he walked down the mountain grabbing a chocolate on his way, Flaky sniffed, talked with the strawberry sucker in her mouth, and followed him.
"Why are you here? Or am I dreaming this?" She asked mostly herself rather than Evil.
"Oh, I'm really here I'm sure that you dreamed me up I'd be killing you in some wicked way." He examined Flaky's dream-scape. "Your dreams are girlier that Flippy's kudos."
"How are you here?" She asked staying on topic while he roamed around.
"I can come and go in dreams as I please it's just really to do it to you since you're so close to Flippy, in fact, he could be here if he wanted but he's having tea with penguins." Evil mocked walking past the fields.
"If it's you then why aren't you killing me or something?" She asked, Evil sighed and turned around.
"Why on earth would I kill my girlfriend?" Flaky's mouth gaped open and her sucker fell on the ground, Evil laughed.
"I-i'm not your girlfriend." She said still in shock that he thought so, Evil scoffed and kept walking until he came across a dark forest.
"Pfft I'm just a part of Flippy what's his is mine and what's mine is his, thus, you are my girlfriend." Flaky was about to offer a rebuttal but she looked at where he was heading and she got in front of him.
"No! Don't go in there!" She warned he chuckled and pushed past her.
"I know minds all to well your darkest fears lie behind this brush, being your boyfriend and your protector I have to know what scares you so you can avoid it." Evil stated simply she pulled on his arm and tried to hold him back.
"P-please don't go in there! I'm begging you don't do this!" She cried uncontrollably, he frowned and picked her up.
"Please what do you have that's so horrible, and for getting in my way you're coming with me!" He grabbed her, threw her over his shoulder, and sprinted off into the woods with Flaky crying and grabbing things to hold onto.
"NOOOOO!" She screamed in pure terror, Evil loved it her reaction, her cries, her panicking, it was almost too much for him to handle...almost.
After a few more feet in Flaky's Fear Forest they came across a tiny cage, she looked at it in horror and hid her face.
"Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up." She chanted quietly to herself, Evil smirked and kicked the cage open. A tiny yellow chick with long claws and sharp teeth came out and growled ferociously at Evil, he chuckled while Flaky cried and buried her face into the back of his shirt. He put her down and she curled up in a ball and hid her head behind her arms and knees.
"So that's how see these things? They aren't even harmless, see?" He said gently, he opened her eyes slowly to see Evil holding a tiny cute bird in his hand, Flaky looked at it in shock.
"W-w-where's the chick?" She stammered, he chuckled.
"In my hand, these aren't scary." He put in on the ground and Flaky watched it walk around cutely she smiled and Evil quickly shot it with his gun. She began crying again and looked down at the little corpse.
"Why did you do that!" She cried at the little broken bird, he picked her up off the ground.
"Because it was just a stupid chick and now you're not afraid of it anymore. C'mon let's cure you of then shoot your other fears." He said running down the darkest, flaky didn't want to be left alone so she ran behind him.
He's killed a car, a ski slope, a roller-coaster, a zombie, a vampire, Disco-Bear (he had fun with that kill), then he came up to the next obstacle, it was him. He looked at Flaky who shrank behind a tree, then he looked back at his clone.
"This is your greatest looking fear yet, but I'm leaving you with this fear get over it yourself." He said walking past himself, Flaky followed and the dream Evil growled at her making her yelp both Evils' chuckled in unison.
They came to the back of Flaky's Fear Forest and there was a large wrought-iron door, decorated with warning signs, Evil scoffed and looked back at Flaky.
"Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" She murmured pinching her arm bloody, she was terrified of whatever was behind that door.
What's scarier than your demonic boyfriend killing you? Evil thought to himself picking the heavy-duty lock that was on the door, she grabbed his arm.
"L-l-l-leave this one alone p-please I'll do anything you want just p-please leave now, leave it, I b-beg you." She stuttered through tears, he picked her up and held her close.
"Oh, love, when you beg like that I have to open it." He smirked, shooting the lock off Flaky's quills stood up and she stared wide-eyed as the door creaked open, Evil wanted an AK-47, and being a dream, he was granted with that. A purple blur shot past him and pinned Flaky to a tree by her throat, it grinned an ear-to-ear smile at her.
"Hey there, Flakes." The purple figure greeted.
"Don't touch her you bastard!" Evil hissed grabbing it by it's head shooting an army of bullets through it's head it hang like Swiss cheese and fell off it laughed even with the head detached, the body picked up it's head and walked it back to the gated area, the gate was slammed shut and Evil turned his attention to Flaky. She sat on the ground in a complete stand still, even her tears stopped flowing they just stood there while she had the look of absolute horror on her face. Evil sighed and walked over to her, when he touched her she came back and clutched onto him crying uncontrollably, he just stroked her quills and looked back at the gate.
Dammit I took it too far, whatever it was in there she thinks it's invincible. Evil kissed Flaky's forehead and took her back to a dreamless sleep before the nightmare around her went black she heard something she thinks she misheard.
"I'm sorry." Evil whispered.
Flaky woke up crying on her sofa, her head was pounding, and she her body shook; her dream last night was almost too real but that's what dreams are. She's had dreams about...him...before and this time Flippy or rather Evil was in it because they've gotten closer, then smell of burnt bacon and smoke filled her house. She ran to the kitchen to find Flippy fighting with an orange. The orange was winning. Flaky could almost literally see the agitation in the air around him, he grabbed the orange half and wrung it on the juicer in victory, the orange retaliated by squirting him in the eye with a clean shot of citric acid. Flippy groaned in frustration and pulled out a gun in a half-flipped fit, he stopped when he heard Flaky giggling at him, he started laughing himself and calmed down. Flaky held her head suddenly and moaned in pain, Flippy laughed at her.
"It's a hangover, if I knew you were such a light-weight drinker I would've brought something else." He teased but smiled friendly, he brought her water and migraine medication she took it and watched him cook, she watched closely with all her might until he fidgeted feeling uncomfortable she laughed and he turned around slightly blushing.
"What? He asked
"Nothing just a little revenge." She smiled sipping her water, he laughed and continued to burn the rest of their breakfast. After they choked it down but mostly played with it Flaky looked over to her desk and saw the town-meeting paper then proceed to tell Flippy how she wanted to see who was moving in.
At the meeting Cuddles saw Flaky and Flippy holding hands, he nudged Giggles and ran over to them.
"Flippy, you never told me you finally asked her out, oh Flaky he's had a crush on you forever and I bet he's totally happy you said yes." Cuddles blurted Flippy blushed wanting to duct-tape the talkative yellow rabbit's mouth shut, Giggles pulled Petunia away from Handy and pointed to Flaky, the pink chipmunk and blue skunk ran over to her.
"Flaky, Flippy finally asked you out!" Petunia spazzed Flaky smiled widely and shyly, the girls talked and squeed while the boys talked and (basically Cuddles) made innuendos. Lumpy, having been reincarnated at midnight last night walked onto stage.
"Uh hello! We are here for an uh..," He put his hand over the mike and Sniffles whispered to him and handed him cards, "Oh uh I can't read..oh well!" The blue moose exclaimed tossing the cards in the air while the blue anteater shook his head. "We are welcoming two...no three..wait four new neighbors this evening." First have a...uh twin cats named Mimi and Nini!" Everybody clapped as a two light blue cats walked out on stage, Mimi bore an X-shaped scar unde her left eye and Nini bore one under her right, Nini eyed the pocket-watch in Lumpy's pocket and swiped it when he wasn't looking. Mimi and her twin giggled about it and walked of stage where they were almost instantly greeted by Lifty and Shifty. Once they all got to their chairs Lifty and Shifty had their earrings while Mimi and Nini fought over Shifty's hat, they all looked at each other and laughed then seated themselves.
"Ok! And next we have Disco-Bear!..Oh wait he already lives here I mean, Foxy!" A yellow fox carried a guitar and skated backwards on stage singing and dancing on her skates. Disco-Bear leaned forward in his chair staring at her, she did a flip off stage and skated down the isle she began to pass him until he made guns with his hands and shot at her, she stopped and looked at him.
"Oh yeah!" He deeply rang at her she giggled and sat next to him setting her guitar on her lap.
"Very nice ok and our last neighbor...Brady!" Lumpy waited but no one made an entrance. "Oh I mean Shady!" At that name Flaky froze and she felt her heart beat in her head.
Common name! Common name! Common name! She said gripping Flippy's hand tightly he looked at her and looked back on stage. A purple porcupine stepped out wearing visor sunglasses and combat boots, Flaky began to hyper ventilate and tried to hide behind to animals sitting in front of her. The purple porcupine scanned the room and saw a mess of red quills shivering, his mouth turned up into a cynical smile. He jumped off stage and walked over to her.
Flippy stay on guard. Evil warned as he held the shivering porcupine close.
"Heh heh heh, what's shakin' Flakes?" Shady, Flaky's ex-boyfriend, greeted.
~Dun dun dun! The end!~
Sorry it took me so long guys I had to re-write this chapter over and over and over plus we had semester finals and I had writers' block due to studying too had for a stupid calculus test. Anyway I was bored when I was writing this during an all-nighter so I ''drew'' Shady on paint. I was wondering if anyone could draw the new characters I think it'd be really fun, if you don't want to then it's cool but I can only draw flaky so far, I'm more Manga not so much Cartoony soooo yeah. Thanks for reading byez! Oh plus all of you Disco-Bear haters SCREW YOU DISCO IS TEH SHIZZ plus if you just watch an episode starring him he's not that bad. So i gave him a hot chick to hang out with he deserves it for having to deal with everybodies bad comments on him. Lumpy gets nothing though he's a greedy stupid asshat ._.
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