Ok guys last chapter and it's a skippy-ness for the future so I hope you enjoy. Arigato for reading up until now and I'll most definitely make another fanfiction, this was my very first one and based on your reviews I did pretty good so.. Yay me! Yay you guys for being awesome! And Yay because new characters are going to enter but it'll be fresh!
Mishi and Kenji: WHY WEREN'T WE IN THIS ONE! D
Me: These are my closest RP characters, they bitch and moan about EVERYTHING!
Kenji: We'd have no reason to be bitches if you just put us in every story.
Mishi: Please they'd get tired of you.
Kenji: Oh like you're any better?
Me: You're both just...awful how about that.
Kenji and Mishi: *beats me up* PUT US IN THE NEXT STORY!
Me: FINE I GIVE I GIVE!
~Two Months Later~
Flaky stood in an area Handy made in Tree Park so she could make a good appearance once the music started to play, it had enough room for 5 people and a vanity station for her hair and make-up. Flaky, Giggles, Petunia, Lammy, and Foxy occupied the space Flaky was pacing back and forth nervously, crying a little from how nervous and happy she was, Petunia grabbed her shoulders and pushed her into a chair. Giggles sighed with a smile and wiped Flaky's face to re-do her make-up for the seventeenth time. Lammy was watching Foxy fiddle with her guitar, she was performing at he reception.
"Calm down Flaky, you're going to ruin your make-up before you even make it down the isle at this rate, and you want Flippy to see you at your bet right. I mean you made your hair do the impossible for him!" Petunia griped at the crying porcupine rubbing her shoulders, Flaky chuckled while Giggles applied her blush again. They spent hours washing her hair, then carefully drying it and Petunia pulled the long mass into a high ponytail using the ribbon Flippy had given her then it was curled so it added a background frame for her face, they spent a majority of the time making sure her dandruff flakes wouldn't show. Giggles finished Flaky's make-up again and it was even better than before, black eyeliner and mascara made her eyes a warm amber red and her lips looked fuller and soft. The dress she wore hugged her curves and stopped at her knees in the front while it went to her feet in the back, and even though she was embarrassed about it Giggles and Petunia basically made Flaky wear a garnet around her right thigh. Petunia and Giggles were wearing red bridesmaids dresses while Lammy wore a simple red dress, being the flower girl, and Foxy had on a red blouse and bell bottoms combo.
"Flaky I can't believe you're getting married I'm so happy for you!" Giggles squealed talking for the first time in a long time, every time she spoke about the wedding she cried then Flaky cried and Petunia had to chastise them again. Giggles felt tears welling up in her eyes, Foxy shook her head and laughed while Petunia glared at the pink chipmunk who quickly blinked her tears away; Flaky looked at her reflection and wondered if Flippy was as nervous as she was.
Flippy held his face in his hands while his palms sweat, he looked in the mirror in front of him and Evil was there in a black suit but wearing his usual barrette. Cuddles was practically bouncing off the walls in excitement with his green suit, he was also talking so fast it was giving Flippy a headache.
Let me kill him if he's annoying you. Evil said and Flippy's eyes shot up at the mirror.
No this is important to Flaky, to me..and you! Why would you do that and ruin the wedding! Flippy exploded Evil looked taken aback then chuckled.
Whoa Princess Diana, breathe, I was kidding plus a fancy reception and cerimony isn't what makes the wedding, it's the people who're being united. Don't be such a superficial bitch. Evil laughed, Flippy raised an eyebrow but did take in a relaxing breath.
I don't the nerves to deal with you right now.
Getting cold feet?
No! Never but... I don't know I just feel nervous, i-it's natural.
You're freaking yourself out, stop getting your panties in a bunch and just focus on Flaky. Evil reasoned I calmed down and thought about Flaky, we'd have kids and everything would be perfect in our lives. Evil's chuckling brought me back to thinking realistically, we'd have to share Flaky which isn't much of a problem but...what if the kids get his personality I know he's not going to let me be the other only to have kids with Flaky.
Damn straight I'm not, you aren't the only one the gets to have sex with her on a regular basis either. Evil argued, I took off my barrette and scratched my head.
You're killing me Evil, what the hell. Evil laughed.
If only I could, but it's not like I'm going to have sex with her everyday; when I'm out I have business to attend to that I haven't in a long time.
What do you mean in a long time! Just yesterday you killed everybody when they were trying to set all of this up. Flippy yelled.
Well that was hours ago and I'm itching for another go. Evil smirked hungrily, suddenly there was a hand on Flippy's shoulder.
"Is tyme. Prechare tu meeet chour demyseh!" Cuddles laughed through a horrible unrecognizable accent, Flippy snorted and walked out to stand next to Lumpy the Preacher; Everyone in Happy Tree Town was there, including Cherry and Shady who had began to date, after Flaky beat the living daylights out of him then ''killed'' him, he's been mostly like his old cocky self except there is one thing.
The music started to play and everyone waited for Flaky's entrance.
Ok, now Evil behave this means a lot to Flaky and me too! Flippy reminded, Evil scoffed.
I already said I'd behave, even if I come out, today's my wedding day too; I'll be perfectly civil.
Flaky appeared and Flippy almost lost his balance, her hair looking amazing and it didn't have a single flake, her make-up accentuated her features as if she were a model, and her dress clung to her torso to reveal and figure and stopped at about her knees showing her great legs, once she registered that everyone was looking at her she blushed cutely and hung her head smiling shyly.
Fuck civil I want out. Now! Screw the ceremony I want her! Evil raged like a dog after a female in heat, for a second Flippy wanted to comply but he composed himself and waited as Pop escorted her down the isle. She passed everyone with waves and muttering hellos while Petunia whispered for her not to do so, once she passed Shady her eyes flickered light red and locked on to him; he held his breath and whimpered slightly. Even though she never technically killed him that day Flakes never became another personality just the little voice in her head giving her ideas. Once she passed him she went to stand next to her fiancee, future husband, her future baby's daddy, and her lifelong partner. He grabbed her hands and kissed them while they both looked at Lumpy to begin he took out a sheet of paper.
"Ok dearly beloved we are gathered here, to join Flaky and Flippy in unholy-" Sniffles whispers to Lumpy. "Oh I'm sorry in holy matrimony."
Flaky laughed nervously while Flippy face-palmed.
Lumpy continued to make mistakes through-out the entire ceremony, and after Flaky and Flippy sealed their first kiss as a married couple everybody cheered and threw rice on them. The Mole let go of his balloons, and the rope caught his ankle. He was pulled up into a tree decorated with red quills and along with eh pooping balloons The Mole was shredded and blood splattered all over the walking by couple. Flaky instantly looked over at the green bear, Evil looked back at her with a devious smile; she looked up at him and felt her heartbeat quicken and a smile tugged at her lips, Evil frowned.
"I liked it better when I still scared you." He said biting her shoulder, she winced then shuddered; he chuckled then picked her up in one arm, and did a double take at her leg. He saw the garter but there was something under it, he grabbed it and pulled out the bowie knife he'd given her; he smiled and held it gingerly.
"You wore it today." He whispered, she tried to get down but he made his grip on her firmer.
"Of course, I wore it, I wore the ribbon too they were given to me by two special people." She said kissing his head while also trying to calm him down, Evil smirked and grabbed a firmer grip on it.
"Let's christen it then!" Suddenly he slit Petunia's throat, she grabbed it and fell to the floor dead, only then did the other guests react scattering. Evil walked Flaky back to their house killing every friend on the way Flaky put her hands over here eyes and tried to block out the cries of pain, once they arrived home they were both drenched in blood. It contrasted on Flaky's dress and complimented Evil's black suit, he walked her to the bedroom and dropped her on the bed, Flaky wished she'd gotten a full length dress now.
"W-we still have a party that Cuddles and Giggles were throwing." She reasoned, while he got on his knees to take off her shoes., he smiled looking up her dress and she immediately closed her legs.
"They can't host a party if they're dead now can they?" He said lacing his fingers with hers, he slowly spread her legs with her trembling. "You look beautiful today and you're dress and hair and make-up made you ravishing." He complimented running a finger up her leg then her thigh, she shuddered and blushed wildly when he began to remove the garter with his teeth.
"W-what are you d-doing?" She said flustered pushing him with her free hand, he pulled elastic material, grabbed her other hand, and locked it with her other hand while he let the garter snap against her thigh she winced.
"No fighting." He smirked, licking the tiny red line, then pushing the garter up higher.
"I thought y-you were taking it off!" She argued, he chuckled.
"Every time you interrupt I'm going to start over only it'll go higher, so now it's at upper thigh." Instead of just taking it off with his teeth his tongue danced the entire way up her leg, Flaky tried to stop her body from shaking she knew her face was redder than her fur so she plopped backwards and put a pillow over her face. Evil chuckled and slid the garter off, he got on the bed and put himself between her legs. Flaky flinched and let out a yelp of surprise when he hoisted her upwards, Flaky kept the pillow pressed to her face, he pressed her close and growled.
"Either I take the dress off or I rip it off, which will it be?" Evil said luring her, Flaky felt her face get even hotter, then after a moment of silence she mumbled into the pillow, he took it away and looked at her beat-red face with a sinister smirk.
"What was that?" He asked turning her to look him in the eyes, she bit her lip.
"Take it off." She said a bit louder he chuckled.
"Well if you insist." His hand was already on the zipper and he had her out of the dress, he also took her hair out of the ponytail so her hair fell around her face as a wavy mass. He let his finger trace her body while she writhed under him. She was so damn cute, so innocent, so sensitive, and all his. With that thought he tasted her bare skin while he used his bowie knife to cut through her bra, Flaky yipped at the sudden motion with the knife. Evil ran the back of the ice cold blade up her thigh, she jumped from it's coolness then an unexpected moan escaped her lips. Evil looked at her with a cocked eyebrow and a crocked smile Flaky laughed nervously and shrugged her shoulders; Evil brought his hand up to caress her face, she leaned into it with a smile that he was being gentle then he grabbed her hair by the roots and yanked backwards, she cried out in pleasure and arched her back. He chuckled and picked her up by her waist again so they were face to face, her eyes were still timid but now glazed over with lust.
"Well, well even though she's afraid of damn near everything her likes it rough." He said biting her shoulder and pressing her into him, Flaky wrapped her arm around his neck while her other hand found his hair. A growl formed in his throat while he dipped her backwards and practically devoured her, his mouth found her breast and latched on; she moaned and ground her hips into his. He tore her out of her panties and plunged deep within her, her body twitched as he grabbed hold of her hips and taught her how to ride him. She brought her head back up and clenched onto him, every thrust he made a small noise peaked louder Evil was chuckling at her sensitivity until he moaned from her teeth sinking into his neck. There was a silent moment of shock that was broken by Flaky giggling.
"I g-got you." She found the courage to say, Evil's eyebrow twitched with amusement and agitation.
"Pfft, love you." He grumbled, she kissed him.
"Love you too."
~7 months later (just for funsies)~
Cuddles and Giggles ran from Evil whom was rampaging in the streets, Giggles clung to her lover as they ran. She took out her phone and began to call Flaky seeing as though she's the only one that can calm him down lately.
"I'll be there as soon as I can." Flaky sighed into the receiver, Giggles shut her phone and continued to run until she tripped; and her phone fell with her, she crawled to get it but Evil cut her off and backed her into a corner. Evil already had Cuddles by his neck and was strangling him, the yellow rabbits head exploded all over them. Evil grabbed her up by her collar and pinned her against the wall suddenly they heard a sound, distant at first, but grew louder the closer it came.
~Isn't She Lovely plays in the background (imagine this for me I'm sure I'm not the only one amused by the thought)~
Flaky walks toward them in slow motion, her belly protruding with pregnancy, one eye glowed red, and you could literally see the energy moving with her. The frantic frightened friends were still running, Lumpy got in her way, she grabbed his antlers and broke his neck over her knee; Mime rode by on a unicycle she grabbed his shoulders and impaled him on the seat. Next Disco Bear and Foxy ran by, Flaky grabbed her headphones and strangled them both with the wire then walked on their backs breaking them. Nutty ran by with a piece of cake, Flaky pulled out an apple, shoved it in his throat and took his cake, eating it greedily. She approached them causing more death and destruction then Evil was, Giggles was now clinging to Evil.
"I'm scared.." She whimpered, Evil swallowed Flippy mentally added.
Me too.
~8 Years Later~
Flaky was in the kitchen cooking breakfast when a figure that came up to her waist hugged her leg and she looked down at Flippy Jr. or Filly for short he was the spitting image of Flippy except... He looked up at her with tears in his big green eyes, she smiled sympathetically.
"What is it Filly?" She asked putting her hand on the 7 year old's head, he sniffed and pointed to a tiny red porcupine running into the kitchen after him holding a bowie knife in her tiny hand, her red eyes glowed red looking at him then dulled to their normal color once they found her mother and she instantly hid the knife and smiled.
"Hi mom." Ruby chimed playing her innocent act, Flaky held out her hand.
"Ruby don't torment your older brother, you know not to mess with him." Flaky chastised, Ruby's eyes watered and her began to cry hating to get yelled at. Flippy walked in with a mangled and dirty plane.
"What was this doing in the garden?" He asked, Filly's eyes widened then narrowed at Ruby, sharp teeth grew and his eyes were bright green. He stomped over to her and she cried more backing away.
"You broke my plane!" He screamed, Flippy picked up Ruby and stared his son in the eyes.
"I-I was t-trying to stop you from looking for it! It was an accident I wanted to play with it I promise!" Ruby cried, Flaky rubbed her sons shoulders, he was still shaking with rage.
"Filly, calm down." She soothed, he was still angry; Flaky sighed and nodded at Flippy. He handed her Ruby, she stopped crying and watched them, Flippy relaxed and let Evil out. Evil knelt to his son and smiled, they walked to the door and Evil was about to kick it down.
"No! Take it outside, I'm getting tired of seeing that door kicked down by everybody." Flaky yelled Evil mocked her playfully and opened it. They walked outside and not 10 seconds later car tires screeched and an explosion echoed through the air.
"Chip off the old block!" Evil screamed, Ruby jumped out of Flaky's arms and ran to the door.
"Where do you think you're going young lady?" Flaky asked, Ruby turned around with bright red eyes and a devious smile.
"To Spree with Dad and Filly!" She said kicking down the door and running outside with Flaky's bowie knife.
"Look Daddy look!" Ruby yelled something that sounded like Lumpy cried out in pain.
"Hahaha! That's my girl!" Evil screamed, Flaky shook her head at her insane family and looked out the window to her garden. It was a completely peaceful day in her little world, she looked closer in it and smiled and a finally budding apple tree.
~~The End!~~
Should I make a sequel? Who was/is your favorite character? Should I give Disco Bear and Foxy their own short story? R&R please, and that's finally it. I'm not even asking if Shady deserves his own chapter. He doesn't. Oh and yes I killed Lumpy a lot I f**king hate Lumpy, that dumbass moose xD.
Leave me comments and tips and whatnot. I'm going to write a comedy at some point but meh, until then I hope you guys read more of my stuff. Byez and thankies for reading!