A Week in The Life Of...

Violet Halliwell

Monday

Planning a wedding is harder than I thought. I am starting a Bride Diary to help as the magazines Jade bought me suggested.

Am bored. Maybe I should phone up my lovely lovely fiancee.

He's working. Ever since he got the job at da Sanctuary, he's got really into it. Boreder than ever. Boreder. More bored than ever. Bored. BORED.

I phoned up Anton again and he promised me that he'll get dat certificatey thing that let's you thingy weddings. Vicar them? Conduct them? Run them? Hold them?

I asked Billy and he doesn't know either. He said he'd ask around but he's just trying to get off the phone. I might make a Wedding To Do List.

To Do

1. Remind Anton daily about vicar thing

2. Get Jade into her bridesmaid dress to make sure it fits

3. Discuss with Billy about the men suits (has he done fittings? Arranged?)

4. Try to get Erskine to take me seriously about inviting ALL THE SANCTUARY to my wedding night party. Email all? Get Weeper on my side

Tuesday

Want a chocolate bar. •_•

Wednesday

EATING AT 5 STAR MIDNIGHT HOTEL THEN DRESS FITTING!

Anton says I look fat. Billy winced WINCED when he said that. Do I look fat? Jade said no. But Anton does tell the truth A LOT. HE HAS NO SHAME.

Thursday

Anton actually said, "you've got a good appetite." And he meant it in a good way. Like "oh you're eating a lot more than you usually eat".

Friday

I have done ALL MY WEDDING TO DO LIST AND MY DRESS FITS PERFECTLY AND GORGEOUSLY! Billy says I'm crazy to invite all Sanctuary but I shut him up when I gave him the list of wedding stuff he needs to get for his Men.

Saturday

Can't be bothered writing today. Anton=vicar. Jade=heartbroken (anton). Billy=on wedding errands. Val=trying to get fletcher to like her. Fletcher=moping after me. Skul=moping after Val and avoiding Caelan. Caelan=fancies skul...probably...hopefully

Sunday

New woman at Sanctuary called Susie Light. Hot. Pretty. Funny. Nice. Not weird. Hate dat woman.

Billy likes her. He says she's "well organised and a good colleauge". Jade said he LIKES her as fancies her. But she's a bit cynical since her and Vicar Anton broke up so I don't believe her.

But I do believe her. All men are assholes. *cough* anton *cough

All okay. Asked Ghastly bout her and he says that she's unfortunately (? He's got a girlfriend?) Engaged to Linton Lightning. He is meant to be a super sporty, super strong, fit and hot kinda guy so I'm okay with her and Billy being friends now! Can't be arsed with wedding diary. Bye.