A Week In The Life Of...
Valkyrie Cain
Monday
New week, new diary, new me. I'm going to get rid of the old me who keeps hanging round Fletcher like a bad smell and be a new improved me and I'll follow all the dating and flirtng advice Saracen, Dexter and Erskine gave me. It will work. It has to because I REALLY like Fletcher and he's still hung up over Violet. I mean, she's engaged, MOVE ON(TO ME).
Tuesday
Phase 1: be cool and "hard-to-get" (ADVISED BY DEXTER. EXPERIENCE)
I didn't reply to his texts this morning ( to do) then at 11am, he sent me a text saying: hey, Val, is all okay?xx
I replied (very coolly) saying, yeah all fine. Just busy :) x
Then at Sanctuary I proudly ignored Fletch when I walked in and went straight to Erskine to ask about HOW TO GET HIM TO NOTICE ME (PHASE 2)
Wednesday
Phase 2: flirt with other men (ADVISED BY ERSKINE. HE'S A MAN).
Text him saying: you want to file paper together 2day? Should be great fun. ;) xx
Erskine approved the text so I sent it. Then he didn't reply for about an hour so I was waiting in Erskine's office like GU-FRICKING-HUCK.
Finally Fletcher has text back: aha I think I'll give it a miss. Thx for thinking of me tho xx
Erskine hit my phone. FLIRTING TIME. Fletcher was eating his ice cream as a meeting was going on and I turned to an unsuspecting Anton and FLIRTED MY HEART OUT. Jade was glaring at me but it was worth it.
Thursday
PHASE 3: FLIRT WITH HIM OMFG (ADVISED BY SARACEN. FLIRTING GOD)
Hey maybe we should wrk a case together 2day? I'm in a fletcher mood :) xxx text approved by my advisors and sent.
I AM IN A DEEP HEAVENY KIND OF FLIRTATION HERE! And wat would a fletcher mood entail ;) xxx then I went up to him and did all the stuff Saracen told me too. I twirled my hair, complimented him, sighed deeply, pouted my lips and pretended to be staring at Anton (more Jade glares - she really still loves him).
Friday
Phase 4: TEXTING HIM (ADVISED BY ME. HOPE IT WORKS)
Hey handsome. What u doing xx
Thinking bout u xx
Can't bloody breathe. Sigh. He's so hot. So goddamn hot.
Consulted my Advisors. Replied with casual, ah wat bout me xx
He replied: can't tell u or I'd have to kill u xx
Aw come on - I'll be eternally grateful xx
And how will u make it up 2 me xx
Nightclub 2night? Xx
Ah sounds good, babe xx
Great. Pick me up at 8 xx
Saturday
Phase 5: CRY AND EAT ICE CREAM
Got this text last night: have 2 bail on our date. Important things 2 do. U don't mind do u? Xx
:'(
Sunday
Phase 6: old me
Old me again. Gonna do what I did before Violet and be Me. Flirting Old School Valkyrie. Bye.