A Week In The Life Of...

Fletcher Renn

Monday

These are my OFFICIAL STALKING VIOLET+MAKING HER LOVE ME AGAIN DIARIES.

Today she kinda smiled at me. My heart boomeranged and then melted like ice cream in her warm radiant gaze... She can't be happy with Sanguine - he's half NO EYES AND SUNGLASSES AND RAZORS.

Tuesday

Need to hide this better. Skul picked it up like "huh what dis" and I managed to get rid of all interest by saying, "it's my hair appreciation club book, would you like to join?". Then Skul ran off. Val gave me a strange look while she was chatting to Erskine but she'd been a bit off so I assume it's her bad day today.

Wednesday

Actual Vi Stalking Time Starts NOW.

7am: V set off 4 wrk in car. S refuses to tunnel her? 2 far? Possible weakness 4 a plan?

9am: V talking 2 G. Hiding behind plant pot. Dex looking suspicious at plant pot. Can Dex see my hair?

1pm: V eating egg sandwich. S shared it. Can't S afford own food? Guk.

2pm: Val acting strange. Flirting with Ant. Ja looks angry. Talking violently to V. V nodding in agreement. Wat talking bout?

2:10pm: talking bout how Ja wants 2 kill Val slowly + painfully. V is agreeing. Maybe S cheated on V with Val?

5pm: group meal. Gha told me 2 stop writing in Hair Appreciation Book (HAB) + join in meal. Ant told me to stop being a miserable bugger and stop crying over V and be a man and admit when u r wrong and get her back bc otherwise it too late. He fairly drunk. :(

10pm: V in bed with S. Didn't watch in windows. Going home. :'(.

Thursday

Val being quite flirty today. This good because then Vi might sense another woman approaching me and be like "back off bitch. Fletch is mine."

Hey how's life as a nearly-married woman xx

Sent it to Vi.

Not as bad as I thought :) xx

A smiley and 2 kisses? I'm honoured xx

Don't get too flattered, mister xx

I won't ;) xx

Oh now I'm honoured xx

You should be - you're hot xx

Remember, nearly married xx

Nearly xxx

Ah but I love Billy xx

Hmm xxx ;)

Purlease Fletch xx

Aha gotta go - got people to see xxx

Course you go and have fun xx

You could have fun w/me xxx

No thx dahling xx

:( xxx

BYE FLETCHER XX

Cya round, babe xxx

Friday

Flirting with Val. Going on a date tonight. Might just post something on the Sanctuary Network Site.

CLUBBING WITH VAL TONIGHT! U GALS JEALOUS?

Ah Erskine told me to take it down :'(. Then congratulated me on the clubbing with Val bit? He fancy Val?

Saturday

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE LAST NIGHT. IT WAS 6PM AND I WAS ALL HYPED UP FOR DATE. THEN JADE RUNG LIKE: "HEY FLETCH YOU GOT ANYTHING ON TONIGHT?"

I WAS ALL, "UM I WAS GOING DANCING WITH SOMEONE BUT WHATEVER. WHY?"

AND JADE SAID, "VI SEEMS LONELY TONIGHT. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD COME CHEER HER UP BC I AM ON A DATE."

I NEARLY YELLED "YEAHHHH DUDE" BUT THEN SAID, "UM SURE LEMME JUST TELL VAL." THEN JADE CACKLED AND HUNG UP?

Sunday

Keep remembering Friday night and smiling. Me and Vi watched films until 3am. She was talking about some Susie woman? Susie Light? And how Sanguine "liked her". Then she rung Sanguine and said night, love you blah blah blah. Then she told him that SHE WAS WATCHING A FILM ALONE! ALONE! I guessed she thought he'd get jealous! Of me! So we must be something!

Sigh.

Feel bad for Val tho. I text her this morning like, no bad feelings for friday? Xx

And then she read it and replied right away saying no problem. Did u hv fun? Xx

Kinda, just watched a few movies w/ a friend who was hving a crisis xx not a total lie.

Oh cool. Hoped the friend feels better xx

My friend does xx should I admit the friend was a girl or not? I'm sorry for ditching u tho. Still friends? Xxx

Never broke friends :) xxx

Vi just rung and asked me not to tell Sanguine about Friday night. :D. Jade told me not to tell Val about her role in it too.? Girls confuse me.