2 hours until the wedding

"God I'm gonna crap myself if he doesn't hurry up and put the goddamn tuxedo on." Ghastly muttered. "I keep thinking he's chickened out."

"I'm not going to chicken out, Bespoke, I love Violet." Sanguine called and Ghastly jumped.

"Has he got perfect hearing?" He scowled.

"When I choose." Sanguine replied as he came out of Skulduggery's hat room in his tuxedo, a hat on his head. "How do I look?" He spun round.

"Shit." Fletcher said.

"Don't listen to him. You look hawt." Dexter grinned and stroked his arm. "So muscly."

Saracen coughed and Dexter backed away.

"Thanks?" Sanguine frowned then smiled at his reflection in the mirror. "Sunglasses or no sunglasses?"

"Ask Jade. She's chief wedding planner and bridesmaid. She even has a schedule." Erskine said.

Anton turned to him, eyes wide. "How do YOU know?"

"I, um, I'm not sure. How, Skulduggery? How do I know?" Erskine panicked then ran around and locked himself in the bathroom.

"He visited them on his hour out." Fletcher said.

"Damn you, Grand Mage." Anton muttered then checked his phone. No. It made him want to scream everytime he looked at it. It had been about 6 hours since she sent it and he hadn't replied. "Damn you, Jade."

"Damn everyone." Erskine appeared again. "I agree with your problems."

"You cause my problems." Anton glared at him.

"Guys! My wedding today! Me? My day?" Sanguine clicked his fingers and the men all stared at him. "Yeah. Well it's Vi's day. But. Mine. My day." He said gruffly.

"Happy Wedding Day." They all chimed in.

"Thanks." He said then Skulduggery held his bony hand out.

"Give me my hat. Now."

2 hours left

"What we doing now?" Violet asked Jade.

"It's 1:05pm. Lunch time. Me, you and Valkyrie. Then we're getting you into your dress."

Violet grinned, her cheeks red. She had been made up with cute make-up, bright pink lips and thick mascara. Then the stylist had done her hair in ringlets and a bun. She was currently wearing her "I'm a Texan Wife" t-shirt that Billy had thought hilarious when they saw it on holiday in Texas. Jade was wearing her Midnight Hotel top that Anton must have given her when they were dating (Anton did a short supply of Midnight Hotel souvenirs for a while). Valkyrie was in her black clothes, having declared cutesy tops too "ugh".

"Then I'm getting married."

"Then you're getting married." Jade grinned and Violet smiled back.

"HOLLLA BITCHES." Erskine yelled.