AN: This chapter had been edited by Kor-chan editor, and she want to say her thank you to her editor a lot. I thank you again! My dearest editor for taking your time to edit this chapter for me! ^_^
Pairing: Grimmichi (main pairing), Nnoitra x Shinji, Szayel x Uyruu, Ulquiorra x Hitsugaya, and Stark x Shiro, Byakuya x Renji, Gin x Hisagi, Kaien x Rukia, Chad x Hailbel, Keigo x Tasuki and many more.
Summary: ichigo got promoted to attend in the most prestigious private rich school in Karakura town, he meet the Espada host club on his way as his life went down hill every since he lead his eyes on a blue haired host club Delinquent, with Romance, drama along the way. OOC, Mpreg. Bleach Ouran style.
Warning: Mpreg and Character OOC's, cross-dressing. Don't like OCC's and Mpreg fan fic then don't read!
Disclaimer: Kor-chan doesn't own Bleach or the characters or the title story, they're all belonging to their rightful owner's and Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, not me!
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Chapter 5: Ichigo in Wonderland
He still couldn't believe that Shuuhei just told him last night over the phone that he might be falling in love with Grimmjow. Still he hung up on his cousin and slumped down on his bed and cursed Grimmjow for being to attractive and handsome and had fallen asleep on his bed wearing only a white t-shirt and a pair of white, lacy panties. His father kept checking and replacing all his male underwear with female underwear. He had complained but couldn't do anything about it, because even if he threw all those female underwear that his father gave and put in his drawer away, his father only replaced them with new ones the next day, so he had given up on trying to throw them away and ended up wearing them.
The next day he head himself to the host club room still wearing the school's girl's uniform with his hair down and sighed in relief when he found that no one was there.
'Good, I have the room all to myself! I can finally study in peace!' he thought. He went toward the table and put his stuff and began to study, but half way through he fell asleep and dreamt.
In Ichigo's dream.
Ichigo walked down the street and entered the Hueco Mundo Academy with his father. It was his first day in the Hueco Mundo Academy. He followed his dad wearing his old uniform from his old school: a yellow vest with a white polo shirt under it, a blue neck-tie, gray pants and white shoes. His hair wasn't long, it's was short and boyish. They walked until they reached the principal's office. There Ichigo sat on one of the chairs while his father and the principal had a little talk until the principal told him to take a little walk around the school campus saying him that it was alright since it was spring break. He did as he was told and walked around the school campus.
He stopped in front of a huge window and stared at the bright, clear blue sky. Then he heard something and glanced at a corner and saw a half open door and stared at it weirdly until he saw something move. He blinked then stared some more until he saw a white, fluffy ear. The thing moved and turned around and looked in the direction where Ichigo was staring at it.
Ichigo blinked when he realized what it was. It was a white stuffed bunny doll and it's was moving and dancing holding a carrot in his other hand while his other hand was pointing at him, telling him to come and follow. Ichigo got curious so he went towards it and opened the door a bit wider while the stuff doll bunny smiled widely at him. The bunny moved a little and then it stopped as the ground beneath it shook. A circle formed around it before it turned into a large, black hole and the bunny doll fell down.
Ichigo snapped out of his thoughts and ran towards the bunny only to step and slip on a banana peel and fall into the black hole as well. He screamed and screamed, the hole was really deep and it felt like it was bottomless until he landed on a soft, large bed. He blinked and sat up and looked around at his surroundings. He saw a large pillow and the headboard of a huge bed. He crawled towards the edge and gulped. It was high, really high. He sighed but then he saw the bunny from before looking up at him and pointing his finger at something.
Ichigo turned his eyes to where the bunny was pointing and saw a small door, a very small door; in fact it looked like it was about the right size for a small mouse. He cocked an eyebrow then went to stare down at the bunny again who smiled at him and went towards the table. Ichigo watched and saw the bunny grab what seemed to be a glass-bottle with some kind of red liquid. The bunny opened the cap and took a sip of it and put it down back on the table. Then the bunny doll suddenly shrunk to the size of a baby mouse. Ichigo blinked as he watched the bunny run towards the small door and go inside.
Ichigo got off of the bed and went towards the small door and peaked inside and saw the bunny walking along an endless dark hallway. Ichigo stared then closed the door and went towards the table and stared at the red liquid in the small opened bottle. He examined it and sniffed at it.
'Eh? Cherry flavored?' he thought and looked around but found no exit expect for the small door. He sighed and drunk all of the cherry juice in the bottle. He blinked before shrieking. He looked up and saw that he had become so small that the table was huge compared to him. He shrugged and went towards the door that was about his size and went inside the long, dark hallway.
Then he saw a neon sign blinking and his eyebrow twitched. Did someone write that on a neon sign to piss him off? 'Who the heck would write 'transgender' on a neon sign?' he thought and ignored the sign and continued to walk forward but the 'transgender' sign would keep popping up until he got pissed and said it out loud.
"Alright, alright! I get it! It's transgender!" he said and the sign disappeared. He sighed in relief but soon that relief turned into annoyance when the sign popped again. This time it screamed the word 'akachan' meaning baby in Japanese. His eyebrow twitched.
"What's that got to do with transgender?" Ichigo asked until the sign changed and replied to him by showing word. 'You!'. His eyebrow twitched.
"What?" he asked. 'You're in love… With the blunette and want to have a baby with him! Admit it!' it said. Ichigo ignored it and walked forward. But it kept mocking him until he screamed.
"Fine! Yes I do want a Baby! Happy now?" Ichigo asked and the thing replied by typing the word 'Yes'. Ichigo humph-ed and walked forward.
'What blunette is it talking about anyway?' Ichigo asked. Apparently Ichigo didn't remember anything in his dream other than him going to a new school. Just then another sign appeared and he cocked an eyebrow at it. 'Ba-na-na? The heck? This is so random! First transgender then baby and now banana?' he asked himself, he sighed and said. "Ban—" he started as he continued to walk but then he slipped on a banana peel again.
"ANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA—" he screamed as he fell into another black hole and landed in a pool.
He swam until he reached the surface. "AH! The heck!" he said and looked around and saw a white castle on the far edge of the pool and swam towards it. He climbed up the ladder and saw the back of a huge caterpillar with bubbles floating on top of it.
"You cried a lot." The caterpillar said. "The water in this pool is all the tears you have shed up till now… Sadness… Loneliness... You've endured much of those during your life, right?" the caterpillar continued.
Ichigo got out of the pool and went towards the caterpillar and saw the caterpillar's face. It was a cute yet handsome face that had pink hair and eyeglasses. He was also writing something on the clipboard while smoking bubbles.
"What are you writing?" Ichigo asked the caterpillar (who happens to be Szayel Apollo Grantz).
"Everything…that is needed to know." Szayel said.
"Oh? But you always write everything you see in those files anyway? Right?" Ichigo said. The caterpillar looked surprised and bent his head to the same level with Ichigo's.
"This is the first time we've meet each other; yet you talk like you know me? Why did you say that?" the pink haired caterpillar asked. Ichigo looked confused. He was confused himself as too why he knew this stranger and his habits. So he asked.
"Why...Hmmm…Why indeed?" he said and tried to remember something but couldn't. Then he looked up to ask the caterpillar only to blink his eyes in surprise. The caterpillar who had been sitting in a mushroom-chair just suddenly disappeared. He heard a door open behind him.
'Eh? That wasn't there before.' Ichigo thought but went through the new door that had suddenly appeared. When he stepped through the door he slipped on another banana peel and groaned. He heard someone laugh and say: "He tripped. He tripped." He looked up and saw a woman who had beautiful orange hair like him and light baby blue eyes. She held a baby in her arms that had white spiky hair and a cat that sat on the couch grinning at him. The cat had short, blond fur and light brown eyes that almost matched his fur and yellow ears and tail. Ichigo stood up and went towards the woman who had a baby in her arms.
"I'm the duchess, this here in my arms is my son, and over there on the couch is our cat." the duchess said and the cat looked at him and grinned even more. Ichigo shivered. 'Is it just me or is that cat just plain creepy?' Ichigo thought then eyed the mother and child.
"It's nice that he has his mother as he grows up… really nice." Ichigo said. The duchess was silent until she handed her baby to Ichigo. Ichigo looked confused.
"Well then, I should get going now. Could you please take care of this child?" the mother asked.
"Where are you going?" Ichigo asked.
"I've been subpoenaed to appear in the court." the duchess said.
"Court?" Ichigo asked.
"Did you really think that that doll is the duchess's child?" the cat asked and Ichigo looked at him before looking at his arms where the child was only to blink when the baby wasn't there. Instead there was a bunny doll.
"What's going on-?" he asked and turned to face the cat only to realize that the cat disappeared too.
He sighed and placed the bunny doll on the couch and walked off. Soon he found himself in front of an endless staircase. When he walked up the stairs he saw the cat from before.
"Excuse me—" Ichigo said only for the cat to disappear and re-appear behind him. He turned around and saw the cat staring at him with a wide grin. Ichigo's eyebrow twitched.
"Yes?" the cat asked and continued walk ahead of Ichigo as Ichigo followed him up the stairs.
"I wanted to ask… which way should I go?" The cat disappeared and re-appeared in front of Ichigo and said.
"That depends on where you want to go." the cat said.
"I want to go back to where I came from!" Ichigo said and the cat disappeared and re-appeared at the far end of the stair. As Ichigo walked forward the cat said.
"You're not allowed to go back. Without seeing the Queen that is." The cat (who happened to be Shinji) said.
"The Queen?" Ichigo asked.
"You could say..." The cat said and appeared in front of Ichigo eating an apple. "that the Queen…" the cat said and disappeared and re-appeared again, this time with a book instead of an apple in his paw. "Rules over.. This world!" the cat said and closed the book and looked up at Ichigo with a wide grin before disappearing never to re-appear again. Ichigo sighed and walked up the stairs.
When Ichigo reached the end of the stairs he saw a closed, white double door and open it to find himself inside a huge tea party room. There he saw three people at the table having a tea party; one was a blue haired teen who had a high and weird hat, the other one had sliver hair, white bunny-ears and he had his eyes closed while eating some strawberry cake. The third one was a brown haired teen with mouse-ears. He was snoring between the two others. Ichigo went towards them.
"Excuse me—" Ichigo said as the blue haired teen cut him off by saying.
"There are no vacant seats."
"Huh?" Ichigo asked in confusion.
"Like he said! There are no vacant seats!" the silver haired teen said. Ichigo blinked.
"There are no vacant seats!" Even the brown haired teen said it. Ichigo was silent and deiced to walk ahead until the sliver haired teen stopped him.
"AH wait! We were just joking! There are plenty of vacant seats here! Come sit with us!" he said and Ichigo went to sit beside them.
"I wanted to ask something." Ichigo said. "Yer hair is quite short… is not like ya… it should be longer and soft and pretty. Ya look pretty with long hair." The blue haired teen said as he made eye contact with Ichigo who felt somewhat uneasy and something else. But he couldn't pinpoint to what it was.
"Can we not talk about my hair?" Ichigo asked in annoyance. The blue haired older teen, the mad hatter chuckled.
"And yer wearing pants too?" the sliver haired bunny teen asked (who happened to be Gin).
"I'm a boy, you know." Ichigo said. "I'm not going to be responsible for it if you eat too many sweets and get cavities and Shuuhei doesn't like that!" Ichigo said without realizing what he was saying and why he knew.
"Riddles, riddles, tell me what's the difference between a cheap skirt and an expensive skirt?" Grimmjow the mad hatter asked.
"Eh? But they're just the same, a 'skirt.'" Ichigo said.
"WRONG! I guess commoners are still commoners even inside their dreams." Grimmjow said. "Nee, nee, let's drink wine?" asked the sliver bunny.
"Minors shouldn't drink that stuff!" Ichigo said. Then Grimmjow and Gin whispered to each other.
"I know his character is a bit too difficult ta be Alice." Grimmjow said.
"But still, I think it still suits him ta be Alice since he looked so cute!" Gin whispered back.
"True." Grimmjow agreed.
"Umm… Excuse me, but what exactly is this place? I came here to Hueco Mundo Academy to go through the admission procedure with my dad." Ichigo said.
"Hmm… Why do ya like me? Or why do ya think I liked ya?" Grimmjow asked as he made eye contact with Ichigo again who looked away from those eyes.
"This is the Hueco Mundo, right?" Ichigo asked.
"What do ya plan on doing after being admitted?" Grimmjow asked.
"Eh?" Ichigo asked confusedly.
"I mean what do ya plan ta do after entering Hueco Mundo?"
"Eh? To study." Ichigo answered.
"And?" Grimmjow asked.
"And?" Ichigo said. "Yer just going ta study?" Grimmjow asked. Ichigo nodded his head as a yes.
"Why?" Grimmjow asked.
"Why you say? I have a dream that I want to accomplish, and to make my grandfather acknowledge me!" Ichigo said. "I entered Hueco Mundo so that I can study for that goal!" he added.
"That's wonderful. What do ya want ta accomplish?" Gin asked as he munched on his cake.
"I want to become a—"
"But, a student's life is not just studying, right? Shuuhei also told ya that? Right?" Grimmjow said.
"Huh? Is there something else to do?" Ichigo asked. Grimmjow nodded his head.
"Yes there are many things… Like fun things." Grimmjow said.
"Yes, fun things." Gin said. "Fun things." Even the mouse who happens to be Stark said it too. 'Fun things?' Ichigo thought. Just then they heard a trumpet being played as Ichigo turn around and asked.
"What was that about?" he asked. "A court trial is about ta being." Grimmjow said as he played with his tea cup.
"A court?" Ichigo asked.
"Aa, the duchess is going ta be sentenced ta death." Gin said with a wicked grin plastered on his face while eating his cake. Ichigo got up and said.
"Why?" he asked, well more like demanded.
"Because the Queen feels like it? I guess." Grimmjow said broadly like he didn't care.
"That's absolutely wrong!" Ichigo said and went out of the tea party room.
"Ichi-chan is still Ichi-chan, even in a dream" Gin said and Grimmjow nodded his head. Ichigo ran and ran until he reached the court room and open the door widely.
"The accused, the duchess." One of the kings said. "When we organized a music festival you accepted our invitation and came." The other king said. Both the kings and the queen were wearing masks.
"It's not her fault that she came. She was just doing her job!" Ichigo said.
"Who are you?" one of the kings asked.
"I'm just nobody you should mind. Somebody who just got promoted to a school here in Hueco Mundo." Ichigo said.
"Hmmm." was the other entire king said. Ichigo noticed that both of the two kings' voices sounded familiar to him.
"To appear at the social parties was my job, your highness." The duchess said.
"By leaving your precious children behind and re-marry? That is your crime, even if it was for your and their own good. You let your children be all alone at home, made them worry, fear and feel lonely."
"That's not true." Ichigo said. "Children know when their parents are busy; they would not bear any ill towards their parents or even hate them if they got divorced and re-marry someone else because they know that no matter what, they are still their parents. Besides, if you sentence her to death… What will the children do then? Who will take care of them?" Ichigo asked.
"This world is run by law, there's no place for personal emotions!" the other king said.
"If there is no emotion in the world then what will the world become? How will the world run? If work is all you care about then let someone or something else do the work for you! Not her, or them, or us? We don't need judges, lawyers and all that stuff." Ichigo said.
"Insolence!" the other king said. "Do you even have any idea of what your crime is?" the other king said.
"Huh? Crime?" Ichigo asked in confusion.
"Very well, let us take care of your crime first!" the other king said as the light went on and a broken vase suddenly appeared in front of Ichigo.
'Huh? What's a vase doing here?' he asked himself. "This is the vase that Loly brought." the other king said. 'But that wasn't here before? What?' Ichigo was confused as he thought of it.
"You where the one who broke it!" the other king said.
"What? You're wrong, I didn—" Ichigo started but a flash back of a vase felling to the ground and braking while someone was trying to catch it before it reached the floor flash through his mind. 'Huh?' Ichigo thought.
"Witnesses!" the other king said. "If there's anything you know, then come and testify." The king said and Grimmjow the mad hatter suddenly appeared in front of them and said.
"I shall testify, fer ya! Yer highness." Grimmjow said.
"You're—" Ichigo said but stopped as Grimmjow said. "This person has the wrong idea of what a student's life should be."
"HUH?" was all Ichigo could say.
"Studying, studying, and more studying." Grimmjow said making Ichigo annoyed with the way he spoke and acted.
"That's because you have too much free time and fun, Grimmjow-senpai!" Ichigo said.
Then all the light in the room went on and the female student from Hueco Mundo was there, wearing their girl's school uniform and a mask.
"Why do ya know my name?" asked Grimmjow the mad hatter.
"Huh?" Ichigo asked confusedly.
"Why do ya know my name?" Grimmjow repeatedly asked.
"Why do you know his name?" the girl asked.
"Why?" they asked Ichigo again.
"You ask me why?" Ichigo said.
"Ya knew that I was a bit weird." The neko who was Shinji said.
"You even know about my secret files." the caterpillar who was Szayel said.
"And my cavities and about Shuuhei?" Gin the rabbit asked.
"Why?" Stark asked.
"Why?" Gin, Szayel and everyone asked Ichigo "Why?" and Ichigo turned to look at Grimmjow who was smiling at him and said.
"Why?" he said.
"Because…" Ichigo said dumbly.
"You still don't understand?" Grimmjow said he led him to the two kings and one queen who were sitting in their chairs.
The first king got up. "You have so many good friend now." the first king said as he pull off his mask revealing his face to Ichigo, it was Isshin, Ichigo biological father as the other king did the same while revealing his face and said.
"And we're proud of you." the 2nd king revealed himself. It was Jin Kariya, his step-father.
"Dad! Jin-san… Then that means." Ichigo said as the queen got up and pulled her mask off, revealing herself. Ichigo eyes widened.
"You've grown up, well and pretty haven't you?.." his mother said as she walked towards him. "I'm proud of you, and I'm sorry for worrying you, having a divorce with your father must have been hard on you, and leaving you without a goodbye before I re-married must been painful for you? Thinking that it was your fault that your father and I had an argument which resulted in a divorce, but it wasn't. I want you to be happy and be yourself and enjoy your life as a student and do what you think will make you happy, not what will make grandpa or anyone happy. And be honest with yourself. And be with the person who will make you happy. Okay?" Masaki, his mother said and Ichigo ran towards her and hugged her.
End of dream.
"Mom." Ichigo mumbled in his sleep.
"Ichigo?" Grimmjow called his name as he put a hand on the sleeping teen, and notice tears escape Ichigo's closed eyes. 'He must have been dreaming something that made him miss someone.' Grimmjow thought as Ichigo woke up and blinked his eyes. Ichigo thought about what his mother said in his dream. 'Be happy and be yourself and be honest.' He knew what that meant. They where right in his dream telling him to enjoy his life, and be happy with who he'll be happy with and that person was the person in front of him. He surprised Grimmjow by hugging him. Grimmjow was wearing a costume, the same one that he had had in his dream.
"I'm sorry, I've been lying to myself… I want to enjoy my life… I…" he was about to say the word when the door to the host club opened and everyone came in and saw the two hugging.
Shinji had a wicked grin plastered on his face, Gin and Nnoitra where the same while the others just blinked at them. Grimmjow notice their looks and blushed as he said. "IT'S NOT WHAT YA THINK IT IS!" Grimmjow said as everyone said. "Sure it isn't! Grimm, sure it isn't!" they said as they began to do their work as hosts, wearing their Alice in Wonderland costumes. It was what Grimmjow requested anyway.
'Enjoy my life and be with the person with whom I'll be happy eh?' Ichigo thought as he watched Grimmjow having an argument with Shinji and Gin who were teasing him to no end about him and Ichigo hugging each other awhile ago.
TBC…
Me: What the heck?.. Why did I even come up with Ichigo in Wonderland?
Gin: 'Cause ya where watching that episode where Haruhi's was in wonderland and thought that It'll be good idea ta do an ichigo's version but with yaoi? Tell me? Ya where about to let's ichigo said I love ya ta Grimmjow where ya? So why did ya cut it?
Ichigo: *blushed*
Me: I have too! I think it was too early for them to confuse their feeling yet!. But don't worry they will soon be together and have a babies!.
Ichigo: WHAT?
Me: Read and review everyone and tell me what you all think of this chapter?
Grimmjow: is crappy I tell ya! This chapter is full of shit!
Ichigo: *smacked Grimmjow with a paper fan in the back of his head.* Grimm, be nice to her!
Grimmjow: Yes dear.
Me: *try not to laugh at Grimmjow who was being scowled by his uke.*
Gin: Well then Review and read it well! Ja nee minna-san!
Me: And thank you again to my editor for editing this chapter for me! ^_^