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What's mine: The Burlesque soundtrack!

A/N: Dudes, is anyone from a different country? That would seriously psyche me out knowing you were reading my story. I'm not a nut, I swear. I've never been out of the U.S. ever, and I grin from ear to ear everytime I go to the dry cleaners (which is rare) because the woman that owns the place is from England and I love the accent! If someone were to yell at me and they had an English accent, I would still smile. :) Anyways...Aww you guys gave me more than 295 reviews! Thank you! *teary smile* You're so effing sweet. Did the end of the last chapter seem like it was over to you? Well, it's not. I've got more swimmin' around in my brain.

IT'S NOT OVER! STOP THINKING IT'S OVER! WE'VE GOT QUITE A BIT TO GO, LOVELIES!

Did you have a good Christmas? I did. I think we need a Christmas lemon, yes, definitely a lemon!

Time to go into guy mode. See ya at the bottom!

Re-edited 1-12-11

Previously:

"You make me crazier, crazier, crazier," Edward finished and kissed me softly. "You make me crazy, Bella. And I never want that to change. I love you, my beautiful girl."

"I love you, too, Edward. I always will."

- - *S* - - *S* - -

Christmas tree, baby baby you and me
We untangle plans and hung some memories
Suit and tie, places to be tonight
Girl, you've gotta know what I wanna go,
It's so toasty warm inside
Baby let's just light the fire (but I got a new dress)
Doesn't look so safe to drive (you bought me that necklace)
We won't know what we're missin if we don't go out for Christmas tonight

- - *S* - - *S* - -

EPOV

I woke up, ran my fingers through my hair and stretched then reached for my girl only to find the space next to me was empty. Warm but empty, meaning she must have just gotten up. I swung my legs over the side of the bed and stood up, yawned and scratched my stomach. It was 9:30 in the morning and our OB/GYN appointment was at eleven. I padded to the bathroom and relieved myself then walked out of her room and to the kitchen. Bella was in the pantry, probably looking for bagels so I tip-toed in and wrapped my arms around her from behind, my hands resting on her lower abdomen.

"What's this gorgeous woman doing?"

She jumped and squeaked, "You scared me!"

"Mmm, sorry. How's my baby today?" I nuzzled the hair away from her neck and kissed her shoulder and behind her ear.

"The baby is fine and so am I. How's daddy today?" Her right hand slid up to rest behind my neck, scraping her nails through it. I almost purred, I swear to God. It felt amazing!

"I'm good. That's feel good, sweetheart."

"I know."

I felt her skin heat and her breathing got heavy. I cupped her breasts in my hands over the material of her t-shirt, testing the fullness of them. Bella softly moaned and placed her hands on top of mine. "You like that, Bells?"

"Very much. Everything's so sensitive today. I had to change my panties this morning. I woke up from the hottest dream."

"Really?" I cooed then slipped my hands under her shirt and returned them to her breasts, rubbing my palms over the hardened tips, "What kind of dream?"

"You were...kissing me," She whimpered and pressed herself further into my hands. I pinched and rolled her nipples between my index fingers and thumbs and nibble at the flesh of her neck.

"Where was I kissing you?"

"M-my hips a-and my thighs," she stuttered breathlessly, "then you w-went lower and used your f-fingers on me but then I woke up p-panting, ung, Edward..."

My hand fell away from her breast and landed on the waist line of her, I mean, my boxer shorts then slipped inside and cupped her mound, feeling her juices fall on my fingers. "You're dripping, baby."

"Please, Edward. I...touch me."

"As you wish," I whispered and pressed two fingers against her clit. Bella came then, her fingers gripped the counter in front of her and cried out, her body shaking from the onslaught of her quick release. God, I love hormones! These hormones, anyway. Her release spilled out of her and soaked my hand. I gathered some of it and played with her entrance and swollen clit as I growled into her ear, "Look at that. Just one touch and you explode for me."

"God," she whimpered as her hips thrusted against my fingers.

"It isn't God doing this to you, Bell. I really wanna make you come again. And again. Whataya say we christen my sister's pantry?" I turned her around-still playing with her clit, stroking it lightly, just enough to leave her sensitive but without making her come-and brushed the hair from her face with my free hand then went back to her pebbled nipple. She leaned on her hands against the counter, rubbing against my fingers as she talked.

"What...huh...if they...mmm...hear..us?"

"You'll have to be quiet. We both will." She whimpered at the loss of contact when I pulled my soaked fingers away from her and brought them up between us and sucked her juices from my fingers. Her eyes darkened watching my movements and her chest heaved. I hooked both fingers in the boxers and pulled down her legs, leaving her half naked.

I picked up the shorts and put them next to us on the floor then reached behind me and pulled the sliding, wood door closed and locked it. I then pressed myself flush against her and tapped her thigh, "Lift this on to the counter and then rolled the shirt up past your beautiful breasts, baby. I wanna see 'em as I fill you."

My dick was as hard as a cinder block and screaming for the wet heat inside of her. I wanted it all. She didn't speak, just rolled the shirt past her breasts and held it under her arms then lifted her leg on to the counter and leaned back on her elbows. She was wide open for me, her sensitive flesh glistening from earlier. I thanked God that she got waxed every two weeks. Full Brazilian. It left her bare and turned me on so much. I released my erection from the confines of my boxers and kissed her.

"Ready, sweetheart?"

"Yeah."

"I love you."

"I love you, too," Bella answered as I placed my tip against her and filled her to the hilt in one swift, smooth thrust. I tipped my head back and groaned. Hot. Sweet. Heat. Her vaginal muscles clenched at the intruder and caressed my cock as I pulled back and plunged inside once again.

"So fucking good. So hot and tight. God, Bella, every time!" I growled and pressed my forehead to hers. Her hips rose and fell with every pump, her channel clenching and sucking at my dick, coaxing my release forward. I gripped her waist and pumped into her with slow, long strokes, the noises of our moans and slick flesh echoing in the tiny room.

"More, Edward," Bella pleaded. "Please."

"I don't...fuck you're squeezing...shit...want to hurt our baby." I pressed closer to her and thrust faster as my finger played with her slick, engorged bundle of nerves.

"Unh...you won't. Please."

"Ah, God, Bella. You gotta be quiet for me, baby. Please." I picked up her leg that was on the counter and wrapped both of them around my hips and hid my face in her neck.

"O-okay."

I fastened my teeth to her shoulder and pulled her off the ledge and pistoned my dick in and out of her as fast as I could. I wasn't fucking her, I was making love to her but it was fast. Needy. Wanton. But we still had a connection. Bella's nails dug into my shoulders as she she held on, rolling and pumping herself on me as I plunged into her.

My balls tightened, my stomach clenched and my orgasm was getting closer with every squeeze of Bella's muscles. They fluttered around me, suckling at my cock every time I plunged inside of her.

"That's it, honey, let go for me," I whimpered after taking my teeth from her flesh then pinched and rolled her clit between my fingers. Three more pumps and I came as she shattered around me, burying her face in my neck, muffling her scream, and began riding out her orgasm. I gave her two more shallow thrusts and the rest of my seed emptied inside her. She's already pregnant, so what the hell! No condom for us. I pulled her head back and kissed her damp brow then her lips. "You okay?"

"Fantastic," she gulped and smiled.

"Feel good?"

"So much."

"God, I love you so fucking much," I kissed her again, running my teeth along her bottom lip then sucked her little pink tongue inside my mouth. I ate at her lips and tongue for a few more minutes and untangled her legs and pulled her shirt down. "I really do."

"I love you, too."

"Eddie? Bella? Where are you?"

"Shit! Alice!" We whisper-yelled in unison. I pulled my boxers up and fixed my crazy hair. Bella scrambled to put her shorts back on and fix her hair as I unlocked the pantry door but checked to see if she look presentable first and stepped out just as my little sister halted next to the island with a sleeping Maggie in her arms. She eyed us and wrinkled up her little nose in disgust.

"Gross, you guys! My groceries go in there!"

"Hey there, puppy girl," Bella cooed and took Maggie in her arms then shrugged, "I got hormones and you gotta do what you gotta do. At least it wasn't on the fucking table."

"I love you," I snorted and buried my face in her hair.

"Fucking sick people, I tell you. Jesus tits Marie!"

- - *S* - - *S* - -

"Isabella Swan."

"Come on, baby. Time to see our little one," I laced our fingers together and walked to the patient room. Bella was asked to change into a gown and laid back on the bed, feet in the stirrups. I held her hand as we waited for the doctor to come in.

A knock sounded on the door and the doctor walked in and held out her hand, "Hi there. I'm Dr. Carmen Sterling and I'll be your doctor throughout this pregnancy. I take it Alice Whitlock recommended you?"

"Yes," Bella replied, "she's Edward's sister."

"Wonderful! Are you excited to see your little bundle?"

"Very," I smiled.

"Okay Bella, let's check you out. I'm going to do a pelvic exam first, see if there's anything that needs to come to your attention." Dr. Sterling slapped some latex gloves on, sat between Bella's legs and grabbed her forceps. "You're going to feel a little discomfort, sweetie."

I felt her squeeze my hand a little and wince. I placed my hand on her tummy and rubbed small circles into her hand, "Okay, sweetheart?"

"It's cold." I chuckled and kissed her fingers.

"Okay," Carmen interjected and looked at my girl, "everything looks alright, Bella. Now let's look at your baby. Please pull up your gown. You can put your back panties on."

"Mmkay."

"Great." Carmen stood and walked over to the sonogram machine, flipped it on and grabbed a white tube of jelly. "This should be warm, it's been in here for a couple of hours." She then applied some of it on Bella's tummy and moved it around a bit and stopped then pointed at the screen. "There's your baby. See that little mass right there?"

I got really close to the little television and looked at the little mass moving around then looked at Bella. Tears were falling down her pretty face, which made my eyes fill with tears and smile. I had the biggest smile on my face, I kid you not! "That's our baby, Bella. Right there! Can you hear the heartbeat?"

"Yeah, baby, I see her," Bella choked, grinning at me as more happy tears spilled from her eyes.

"Her?"

"I've got a feeling, E."

"Well, it's too soon to tell the sex but I'd say you're about four weeks along, Bella," Carmen replied.

"Five weeks? We just started having...oh, now I remember," Bella smirked at me, "that one day, you know?"

"No, baby, I don't."

"On your couch..." she whispered.

"Oh! Now I remember. But we didn't...oh." I remembered now. We were desperate, needy, we wanted each other fiercely, we had just gotten back together and it was before Jane's whole 'refrain from intimacy' thing. In the heat of the moment, I slipped inside of her a tiny bit, not even ten centimeters, probably hardly at all and the sensation of her clenching muscles made me come. Both of us did. Some must've gotten inside her and swam upstream when I didn't know it.

"I guess my swimmers couldn't resist. Your quite a fertile woman, sweetheart," I whispered back.

Bella giggled and nodded as a blush spread across her face and neck. I kissed her fingers once again and looked at Carmen, who was engrossed in the movement of our baby on the screen. "Are you both still intimate?"

"Yes," Bella and I answered.

"Ok."

"Is this part where you tell us we can't have sex until the baby is born?" Bella almost pouted.

"Oh, no! You can be as intimate as you want. It especially helps the mother when the due date is near."

"When is the due date, I you don't mind?" I questioned.

"Early to mid August."

"That's right before my birthday!" Bella squealed. I chuckled and kissed her lips. I wiped our tears away and helped her sit up. Carmen said her goodbyes and had us make our appointment two weeks from now. Bella had to give blood every time in the future and knowing that she hated the sight of it-mixed in with having a needle puncture her flesh-would be rough.

I watched her dress in front of me and we walked to the front desk and made our appointment for January seventh at ten in the morning. It was Christmas Eve and my parents were having a get together. Bella's dad, mother, Jake and Leah, his friends and my sibling were going to be over there to celebrate the holiday in one house.

"We gotta get ready for tonight, angel."

"Let's go. Joy to the world and all."

"You're cute," I chortled.

"I know."

- - *S* - - *S* - -

I swear you get more beautiful by the hour, Bell." Bella was wearing a purple belted tunic dress, cream tights, diamond heart stud earrings and black ankle boots. Her hair was curled in loose ringlets and no make up. She didn't need it; she had a natural glow right now. We had bought all the necessary prenatal vitamins and creams and clothes for her pregnancy. She called Ali up and they went pre-Christmas Eve slash maternity shopping with some yet to buy but they'd wait until after the holidays. Maggie sprinted towards us and I knelt down and picked her up.

"Ready to go, Maggie-girl? Wanna see Emmett?" I kissed her little puppy head and turned back to a smiling Bella. Maggie yipped at Emmett's name and squirmed in my arms, excited to get out of the apartment. This puppy sure loved my brother.

"Thanks, babe. You look hot, too. Hi, pretty puppy," She said to me as she loved up on Maggie then padded to the closet, pulled out her black, short trench coat, gloves and a beanie and put them on. I decided to wear a red sweater, blue jeans, and my loafers. The party wasn't formal so I wanted to be comfortable.

"Thanks, sweetheart." I grabbed my coat and gloves and we went to Bella's car. I opened the passenger door for her and helped her inside. Hey, I gotta practice now for when she starts to waddle. God, she's going to look adorable with my baby growing inside her.

We drove to the country and pulled into my parents' driveway. I once again jogged to the other side of the car and helped Bella out but her foot stepped on some ice and she nearly fell. I caught her in my arms, fear racing through me and picked her up then cradled her to my chest. That could have been dangerous for her and the baby. "You okay, baby?"

"Yeah, that was a close one. I'm a klutz, you know."

"But you're my klutz," I brushed my lips against her forehead. I put her on safe ground then picked Maggie out of her kennel and wrapped my free arm around Bella's waist as we walked to the front door. Bells was about to ring the doorbell when it flew open to reveal Emmett's big bear of a body and a smile on his face, "MERRY CHRISTMAS, FUCKERS!"

"Emmett Dale! Watch your mouth!"

"Listen to your mother, son," I heard my dad call.

"Sorry, Ma," he yelled. "Come on in, love birds."

"Hey, Emmy," Bella giggled.

"My little Bella-bean." He wrapped her in a crushing hug and smirked at me. I rolled my eyes and noticed Bella was struggling to get out of his hold.

"Emmett, you're crushing her. She's pregnant, you R-tard."

"Oh, shitski. Sorry, Bells." He let go of her and she let out a gasping breath. I punched his shoulder and then hugged him.

"Merry Christmas, Em."

"You too, little bro. C'mere Magg-ster." He took Maggie from my arms, kissed her nose and cradled her like a baby. Their kitten really must not like him.

"Hey guys!" I called out.

"Hey!" Everyone important to us were there, right in my mom and dad's kitchen and living room, drinking and laughing. For the next four hours we spent were surrounded by family, music, eating, twinkling lights, the smell of cinnamon, sugar cookies, eggnog, hot cider, marshmallows, chocolate, fire places, evergreens, love and Christmas Eve snow falling.

I grabbed my beautiful angel, bundled her up and we went out the the back porch to watch the snow fall. I sipped my hot cocoa with Bella on my lap as my free hand rubbed her still-flat belly. In a few months, it would grow, her navel would pop out and soon our baby would come into the world.

"I love you, Baby C, I love you, Bella."

"We love you, too."

"Merry Christmas."

"Merry Christmas, E," Bella smiled and kissed me.

Best. Christmas. Ever.

A/N: I know it was short. But God, I love me some lemons and some love!

Have a good holiday! See you in 2011!

Song was Christmas Tonight by Dave Barnes ft. Hillary Scott from Lady Antebellum

Bella's outfit- http : / / www . polyvore . com / holiday / set ? id = 25237038

BYE!

Lionlamb91 *kisses*