P.s. The Greenley scenes are inspiration for my fan fabfan I finally updated hope u and everyone else likes it ! :)
The Return Of Frankie Stone
Chapter 21...Wedding anouncements for
The less than mentally stable and Rich !
Last time we left Erica in a dead faint. Which can only mean Jackson finally gets some good dialogue dissing on his wife.
And Frankie speaking to a group of third graders wich can only end in someone being terrified for the safety of their favorite teddy bear !
Lets rejoin them all now in the first part of a five part conclusion.
" Now Frankie please be..." Bianca tilted her head at her fiance thinking of the right way phrase her next words. " How can I explain it, gentle not too gross those kids in there are only eight and nine years old. And well honey you can be a bit graphic sometimes about things.." Bianca frowned nervously at her lover.
Frankie grinned her million dollar evil smirk. " What are you saying Mau can be too brutally truthful ? " She paused when she saw Her brown eyed beauty hyperventilate. She gently placed her hands on Bianca's shoulders reassuringly. " I promise I'll be as good as I can be with the vague details 'kay babe, I'm on. " She gave her love quick kiss on the cheek as she departed into the classroom.
Bianca was left in the hallway with folded arms and an uneasy feeling in her gut. " It's a good promise in theory Frankie, But lets see you put it into practice. "
" We have one of Pine Valleys finest with us today is Miranda Montegomery's Mothers uh..umm..special friend," The teacher said with an uneasy look on her face. " Frankie Stone here to tell us a little bit. About being a police officer and I understand you have some self defense moves to show the kids. In case of what children ?" The older african american teacher asked her class.
" Stranger Danger ! ! !" The class responded back loudly as their little voices could.
" Thats Right, So Miranda you want to come up here with your ..Umm.."
Frankie was getting irritated at this womans complete idiocy or complete homophobia. She wasn't sure which. But she decided for once to keep her mouth closed. So as not to embarass her soon to be step-daughter.
" Go on teacher say it my other mom, I'm not embarassed or ashamed why should anyone else be ? My mommies are lesbinines" Miranda said in a casual tone with just a hint of irritation in her voice.
Frankie realised she'd been holding her breath trying not say anything. Once Miranda said it for her she let out a sigh of relief. Out of the mouthes of babes she thought bemused letting out a small chuckle at the incorrect phrasing of her sexuality.
Miranda turned to the now attentive class. " Alright this as Miss Gibson said is my step-mom Frankie Stone who is a PVPD Detective and she can really kick butt right Frankie ?"
" Well, yeah sure I can .." Frankie boasted then caught herself. " Only when the time is right and the most drastic of actions is required though.."
While Frankie was explaining her job to bunch of third graders a few blocks down in the buisness district. Jack was trying to wake his wife with some handy smelling salts which he now kept on hand. For those shocking occasions when Erica just couldn't stay top side.
" Erica, Erica darling come now dear..."
Josh walked in the door just as Jack was trying to revive LaDrama Kane.
" Hey Jackson, Josh greeted with a smile then looked down, Ooh , I see mom found out about Frankie and Bianca huh..?"
" Yes it would appear that way wouldn't it ?" Jack retorted still trying the saltz.
" Here I can help revive her for you, " Josh walked over to Erica's in office mini fridge. Grabbing something he quickly went over to where his conked out mother was lying on the floor. Then splashed the contents of a small glass onto Erica's face. " Lets just hope she doesnt melt now. "
Erica set straight up , upon being the victim of an ice water shower.
" IT Lives, Josh snarked. I think I'll call MakeUpenstein. "
" Very funny Josh now help me walk her to the sofa. " Jack ordered.
As they walked the sopping wet woman to her luxury eight thousand dollar egyptian cotton sofa. Erica spoke a few small phrases.
" Must. Stop , Wedding...Can't . Be . White . Trash . .. Again. " With those final words Erica fell once again into the arms of Orpheus.
" Okay, Well moms gone off the deep end how 'bout you Jackson ? " Josh asked looking as though he were contemplating something.
As the two men talked of the coming trouble both of them could see was going to hit like a freight train. Erica dreamed.
Part B. Dream A Little Dream of Lot D
Erica was unsure of where she was but she could here a baby crying and appeared to be dressed in tight blue jeans and a white low neck tee. Something the fashionista would not be caught dead in on a week day. Then she regained some of her focus and noticed a large double wide trailer staring her in the face.
Another thing staring her in the face was her daughter Bianca hanging clothes on the line to dry.
" Mom, hey mom are you going to hand me the clothes pin or do I have to pry it out of your hands?" Bianca asked in a busied tone. Her normally well rested energetic daughter. Looked tired and dare she say it shabby. Her attire was far from eye catching it was more like eye wretching. She was wearing a pair of cut off short , shorts and a tube top with circles under her eyes to complete the look.
" My dear why are you dressed that way ? Erica marveled leaning in closer to her daughter she whispered. "You look like common stripper. "
" I do but mama you gave me this outfit after your boob job. Frankie ..get out here baby I think mom's been out in the sun too long. "
" I'm comin' , I'm comin' , Gimme a sec I got money on this race. " To Erica's nausea out the screen door came Frankie with a dirty tank top on some old holy jeans and beer can in a holder in her hand. The mullet and open mouthed chewing of either gum or tobacco completed the outfit. Erica wasnt dreaming she died and went to hell !
" Whats wrong with ya' Ma ? Here take a sip of this here beer cures everything. " Frankie suggested hand Erica the cold beverage.
" No thank you I q...U know what if I have to be here one more minute sober I'm going to scream. Why not it's my dream. " Erica chugged the cold brew and belched loudly.
" Well baby the kids are yours I gotta work the late shift at the diner tonight. I'll bring you home some pie. " Bianca winked taking her apron off of the line and tying it on.
" It better be cherry, Frankie grinned devilishly slapping her girlfriend on the butt. Hey babe take the truck I'm still workin' on the wagon. " She said tossing Bianca the keys to an old rusted looking Ford.
Then out the trailer door ran an unknown little baby about toddler aged in a diaper and nothing else, Then came Miranda with bare feet in a dress that looked like it came from the nifty thrifty.
Erica couldn't take it in her dreams anymore and fainted there too.
Erica shot up from her rest and to her heeled hooves of fury. Running out the door as fast as her prada's could carry her. To the parking garage she flew where she was going off to in such a hurry was anybodies guess. Though Jack and Josh had their theories and they both knew it spelled trouble for the happy couple.
Meanwhile at the middle school Frankie was leaving the class room. With invites to come to the pta meeting on friday and offers to help direct neighborhood watch programs across town. Happy to have made a difference the recently hospitalized officer. Waltzed out into the hallway with a cocky skip in her steps. She eagerly made her way over to the bench her fiance was seated on. Giving her love a sweet kiss on the top of her head to let Bianca know she was there.
Bianca quickly raised her head upwards to see the angelic face of her lover. " Hey honey how'd it go , you didn't traumatize anyone did you ?"
" Absolutely not, Frankie crossed her chest, Scouts honor. " The cop grinned. " Now what was that other surprise you had for me..hmmm.."
The dark haired taller woman just grinned right back at her love and raised an eyebrow. " Oh, you'll see here in a min..." Before Bianca could continue her flirtacious conversation her cellphone rang to the tone of "DUM..Dum..Dumm..Dumm " Thats moms tone what does she want ?" Bianca cursed her timing but answered.
" Hey mom whats up ?" Bianca asked in her most forced happy tone.
" Bianca sweetheart this your uncle Jack I'm calling on your mothers office phone. To let you know she found out..first she fainted then Josh showed up and he and I got her on the sofa and tried to get her awake..."
" O..Oh my gosh is she okay ?" Bianca asked concerned. She would not have been as concerned if she'd have known what Jack were going to tell her next.
" She's fine dear thats actually why I'm calling you, she shot up off the couch in a rage, then she stomped out of the building swearing and mumbling she was going to stop you and Frankie's wedding. I don't think I've ever seen her so...so.."
" Crazy, insane..psychotic !" Frankie helped.
" Frankie this is no time for humor. Alright Uncle Jack I'll be on the lookout. " Bianca hung up.
" Lookout hell , I've still got a practitioners liscense I'm getting a bunch of tranquelizers and shooting her Gucci wearin' ass. " Frankie stated in an upset tone. " I can just see it now you and me in front of Reverend McKenzie, Jack and Josh wiping drool from your stoned mothers mouth. Best fantasy play ever. Plus I get a really big gun !"
" Well lets leave it out as a last resort shall we, Bianca rationalized, Lets see if we cant reason with her first before the rash use of weapons babe, after all this station is funded by disney. "
" I suppose you're right sweety, but honestly arent we already making them cringe as an out and affectionate lesbian couple ? I don't think the use of tranq dart is going to tarnish our reps any further. " Frankie replied taking Bianca's hand and kissing it.
" You just have guns on the brain Frankie Stone. " Bianca snickered.
" True but I have other activities stored up there too..." The short blonde smirked.
" I think I'm going to show you that surprise now come with me. " Bianca said leading Frankie to her car then blindfolding her.
" Ohh, kinky I like it. " The cop joked.
Bianca shook her head. " You're encourageable. " Then she started the classic cars engine and took off.
Whilst the happy couple was on a pre honeymooner escapade. Erica Kane was on the prowl looking for the afformentioned couple. In her flame red Kia. Her cell kept ringing it was Jack and if she answered he'd use the gps in her phone to track her down. Frankie taught her too much about that kind of thing. However she was not going to let that two bit con artists good points get in the way of her vision. Bianca and Miranda with any other person in the world besides Frankie Stone. For a wife or step-mother just those words together in the same sentence made LaKane shiver.
She knew Frankie would never leave willingly or by payoff. Which is why Erica was armed with a highly powerful sedative. One drop of this in Frankie's evening tea would knock her on her ass. Allowing her to be hauled out of town and put on the first plane to Australia or wherever that was atleast 5,000 or more miles from Pine Valley. Then Bianca would be so upset she would head back to Paris and by the time Frankie made it back here Bianca would be gone and if she had to she'd blackmail everyone around her to keep where she had returned to a secret.
Just when she was plotting out how to execute this latest master plan of hers. Up walked Greenley to her car window and knocked on the glass. Erica rolled the electronic window down small bit. " What is it Greenley I'm a little busy here ?"
" Well , sorry to interrupt your plan for world domination and all, but my car has a flat and my cell isn't working. I was hoping maybe I could use yours to call Frankie to change my tire. " The long haired woman asked.
" Frankie ?" Erica said in a confused tone.
" Yeah, Frankie you know short lotta attitude good with things that baffle most women, dates your daughter, anyway I have to call her because Leo is at a job interview and won't be out for another hour. " Greenley explained in short sentences. She had an odd feeling about Erica the way her eyes looked wasn't right.
" Sure my dear I'm always here to help the stranded. " Erica said in monotone handing her old nemesis the phone.
" Thanks. " Replied the suspicious woman, she wasn't sure what but LaKane was up to something.
As Greenley punched the numbers of Frankies cell, Frankie was being lead up stairs to a familiar house.
" B I'm starting to see fuzz can I take this off yet ?" She asked the taller woman leading her.
" Just one more step and let get this, " Bianca opened the wooden door. " Now you may take off the blind fold. "
Frankie removed the offending blinder and it was her turn to be surprised it was the house she had bought for her , Bianca and Miranda to live in. Only it was filled with furniture and rugs lined the hard wood floors throughout including the stairs which were now carpeted.
" You like it ? I saved the painting and other smaller projects for you. But I had a carpenter come in and an electrition to do the wiring and make sure it was up to code. " Bianca told her lover.
" Like it , It's awesome Bianca." Frankie replied distractedly mapping the changes made to the home. Thats what it was now a home. No longer a vacant delapidated house but a home Frankie had come home for once in her life she had a place for her body and her heart. Bianca was both here. " Well come on I wanna the rest of this place since you decided to wear the pants in the relationship . " The blonde responded climbing the steps slowly at first then building momentum.
" Alright, " Bianca chuckled and followed.
Frankie reached the top of the stairs and her phone rang. She removed the phone from her pocket and slid it open to answer in one smooth motion. " Stone here. "
" Yes , officer . " Greenley returned in mock seriousness.
" Who is this..Greenley..?" Frankie asked.
" Yes it is but right now just call me desperate for help. My tire is blown out or exploded or something and I have a spare that Leo bought. But he's in a meeting for a job and you're the only other person I knew that was available ..soo..as the wife of your cousin I'm begging please help me ? "
" Aww..whats the matter Greentea afraid of a little grease ? " Frankie mocked.
" No ! I am not afraid of a little grease I'm afraid of the stinky sticky bus I'm going to have to take full of coughing, sneezing ,crying babies and people. I wasn't meant to be exposed to these things. " Greenley whined in her normal childish fashion. " That and Leo said if I ever needed help and he wasn't there that you would. "
" Alright, " Frankie sighed heavily shaking her head. " Where are you brokedown at ?"
" On the corner of the square in the shopping district. I think the name of the street is maple-leaf. " Greenley explained.
" Ok, I know where thats at. " Frankie replied casually.
" Really I didn't think you were much of a shopper. I thought you spent most of your time either busting bad guys and working out. Or doing the triangle tango with Bianca. " Greenley chided.
" You know I can leave you setting on your apple bottom covered ass CollardGreen so watch it." Frankie snipped this was not serious snipping however it was just the way they got along. " And FYI princess priss I used to run drug busts there. "
" Oh, my god are you serious, I'm going to die Frankie get here quick I'm too pretty to be subjected to this ?!!" Greenley pleaded once more.
" Just chill out go order something from the mexican restaurant across the street an' I'll be there in ten. " Frankie assured in a frustrated tone. She slid closed her phone and turned to Bianca. Who was standing right behind her. " Well I'm not outta the hospital five minutes and already I'm needed elsewhere. I have to go change Greenley's tire wanna come ?"
" Sure but should you be doing that kind of lifting with your shoulder Frankie ?" Bianca asked with concern.
" Depends if you ask my P,t then no, but when she wasn't looking I lifted the heavier weights. I'll be fine. No lets go we've gotta hurry. " Frankie said rushing down the steps towards the large wooden door.
" Why , Frankie what did you do ?" Bianca asked with crossed arms.
" Because..I may have sent Greenley to the Mexican restaurant on the square. " Frankie said slowly.
" So..whats the big deal about that I've eaten there before. " Bianca shrugged.
" Because it's not just a mexican restaurant anymore it's a gay leather bar. " Frankie gleamed.
" Oh, my god we have to go now, I'm going to beat you Frankie Stone. " Bianca mocked rage but it was no cover up for her amusement.
" Promises , promises my darling. " Frankie joked as they left their home.
Next Time on my version of AMC Greenley meets the other side of the fence, Frankie discovers her shoulder isn't exactly herculian anymore, and Erica figures out a new plan to ruin the wedding by bringing someone from Frankies past into town...Stay tuned I'm actually going to update hopefully weekly now IDK though