AN: this chapter been re-editing by kor-chan editor, Thought i don't know which one who editt it? I means their where two people who offer to do the editing in my story and i want to thanks them but since i don't know who is was? So i want to say it here! Thank you to whoever you are who edited this story i'm very grateful and happy for it! ^^
Bleach
Title: Kiss, Kiss fall in love
Pairing: Grimmichi (main pairing), Nnoitra x Shinji, Szayel x Uyruu, Ulquiorra x Hitsugaya, and Stark x Shiro, Byakuya x Renji, Gin x Hisagi, Kaien x Rukia, Chad x Hailbel, Keigo x Tasuki and many more.
Summary: ichigo got promoted to attend in the most prestigious private rich school in Karakura town, he meet the Espada host club on his way as his life went down hill every since he lead his eyes on a blue haired host club Delinquent, with Romance, drama along the way. OOC, Mpreg. Bleach Ouran style.
Warning: Mpreg and Character OOC's. Don't like OCC's and Mpreg fan fic then don't read!
Disclaimer: Kor-chan doesn't own Bleach or the characters or the title story, they're all belonging to their rightful owner's and Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo, not me!
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Chapter 20: The Elementary Host is the Naughty Type!
(AN: the title sound familiar? XP)
Everyone in the Host Club stared at the boy.
"Come again?" Grimmjow asked. The boy groaned before repeating it.
"I said I'm here to ask you for help! I want to become a host!" the boy said and Grimmjow blinked before sitting down on a chair. He placed his right palm on his cheek as he cocked an eyebrow at the boy before saying.
"Why? Do ya have a reason, boy?" he asked seriously as he looked at the boy in the eyes. The boy narrowed them and glared at him.
"I just want to, and I have a name you know! It's Karl." The boy said.
"Sorry, we're not teaching an elementary school kid to be a host without any real reason." Grimmjow said. The boy, Karl, huffed.
"You're only saying that because you think I'm nothing but a wimp!" Karl said. Apparently the boy wasn't afraid of him.
Grimmjow's eyebrow twitched in annoyance.
"Watch it kid! I'm not as nice as ya think." Grimmjow said and Ichigo pinched his ears again. "Ouch! Love, what the heck was that fer?" Grimmjow asked.
"Be nice! He's a child! And I want you to act more mature… Besides having him in the Club isn't a bad idea, I think I'll be a good idea for your sake. Now that you're a father having him would be good practice for you to learn how to act more fatherly." Ichigo pointed out. Grimmjow's eyebrow twitched but he sighed and gave up; there was no point in arguing with his wife.
"Fine! Ya can be a part of the Host club! But I want ya ta watch and learn how ta be a host, got it?" Grimmjow said and the boy beamed and nodded his head.
1 hour later.
"Ah, Grimmjow-sama, I heard that you have an apprentice." Grimmjow customer said.
"Ah yes, he's still an elementary student." Grimmjow said.
"Will a little boy like him be able to carry out the hosts' job?" his female customer asked. Grimmjow put his thumb on the woman's chin and rubbed it as he said.
"Age does not matter in romance… Not if ya loved me sincerely. My heart would beat so fast before ya...that I'd revert into a young child anytime." Grimmjow said and his customer giggled, while Karl, who was sitting beside them was staring closely at them.
Ichigo wanted to kill his husband for flirting too much with his customer and he felt sorry for the boy who was making them uneasy as he continue to watch his husband while having a jealous and heavy aura hanging around him making some of the host members move away from him.
"O, naughty person who let me taste the forbidden fruit. Ya are like an angel who brought me light—" Grimmjow said but he was cut off by the boy.
"What the heck? You actually look more like the crap in my pond than an angel." Karl said to the girl beside Grimmjow and he turned and pointed his finger at Grimmjow. "And you! Eww. I can't believe you, are you really the king of Germany? You're flirting with your costumer in front of your wife who is ten fit away from us… You make me wanna vomit! Shouldn't you be flirting with your wife instead of her? I don't get what your wife sees in you." Karl said as he added. "Besides, Ichi-nee-chan is more beautiful than her. I'm not going to give compliments that are this blatant!" Karl said.
Nnoitra, Shinji and Gin couldn't help but laugh at Grimmjow's priceless expression; it was one of a kind. 'I don't see why I fell in love with that jerk and got pregnant with his kid.' Ichigo thought.
"OMG! I like this kid! He's got balls!" Nnoitra said as he laughed and ruffled the kid's hair. "Ya should've seen the look on yer face Grimm, it was priceless!" Nnoitra added as he continued to laugh.
The girl who was Grimmjow's costumer began to cry and Grimmjow tired to comfort her but only ended up making a mistake and the girl ran off.
"Quit crying like a baby! You should be a man and be with Ichi-nee-chan!" Karl said making Grimmjow pissed.
"Haha! Great, now ya got a new cute baby brother, Grimm!" Nnoitra joked and laughed until his boyfriend gave him a pleading look.
"Nnoi… Would ya have preferred a boyfriend like him?" Shinji said. Nnoitra hugged his boyfriend and said.
"Baka! Even if I searched all over the world, I wouldn't find a better boyfriend than ya, Shin."
"Ahh.. Nnoi!" Shinji said and the two looked in each other's eyes and nuzzle their noses. Their other female costumers giggled and squealed at their openly PDA affection of love.
The boy gasped.
"HOMOS! And they're both men… So this is what they call yaoi love?" Karl said.
"So what is it to ya?" Grimmjow asked and the boy turned around looking frightened. Ichigo felt sorry for the boy and his motherly instincts kicked in and he stared comforting the boy.
"Ah, you must be surprised with all of the weirdoes here, right? I also had a hard time understanding them at the beginning but little by little you just get used to them and adapt… so don't cry! There, there now, Shh!" Ichigo said as he patted the boy head tenderly like a mother would.
"CUTE~ Ichigo-sama in a motherly mode is so cute~ KYAAAA~" the girls around them squealed.
"HUUUUH?" the rest of the host club members were confused.
"Ah! So even an act like this makes the customers squeal?" Ulquiorra asked.
"Looks like only Ichigo could pull that off!" Szayel said as they continued to watch the girls squealing around Ichigo who was in his motherly mode.
"Naturally that's a normal reaction since he's a mother now.." Stark said.
"Ahh. His motherly insect must have kicked in!" Szayel said.
"Ichi-nee, I don't get why this weirdo is around you? Why does such a beautiful women like you do in a place like this? Wahh!" Karl cried and Ichigo sweat dropped at what the boy said and just tried to hush the crying child making Grimmjow irritated over the boy who was being cute with his wife.
"That fucking brat!" Grimmjow said in a pissed tone and marched toward Ichigo and the boy. "Oi brat! What do ya think yer doing with my wife?" Grimmjow asked pissed and seriously. Ichigo glared at his husband.
"Grimm! Don't be stupid! He's just a child!" Ichigo said. Grimmjow tch-ed.
"Did you just tch at me, dear?" Ichigo asked as he glared at his husband who sighed and wrapped his arms around his wife's waist and kissed him in front of everyone.
"HM!" Ichigo whined. Everyone around them squealed.
"KYAAA~ coupled love~" the girls squealed. When Grimmjow broke the kiss he grinned at his wife. Ichigo's eyebrow twitched.
"I can't believe you. And in front of a child? Grimm!" Ichigo complained.
"AH! You're a pervert! A husband and a father wouldn't do that in front of a child!" the boy said.
"What's with your attitude? On top of that, I can't forgive you for flirting with my wife." Grimmjow said. He was getting irritated. 'I don't want to forgive you for flirting with the female customer neither.' Ichigo thought as his eyebrow twitched. Grimmjow was at his limit and snapped his fingers and a large cage dropped on the boy.
"Oi! What's the meaning of this?" the boy complained. 'Ah? What the heck? Where did that cage come from?' Ichigo thought. "Dammit! Let me out! Let me out!" the boy shouted. "Is this is something you do to your cute little apprentice?" the boy asked.
'Cute? More like a devil!' the rest of the host club thought. Grimmjow completely ignored the child's complaints and just settled in the chair drinking something.
"Stay in there until you're calm… I made ya my apprentice since ya really wanted ta be a host, but I guess I was wrong about ya." Grimmjow said.
"I'm serious. Really, really serious! I want to be a host too!" he shouted then slumped in the cage. "I don't have much time left. Teach me… please." The boy pleaded making Ichigo wonder why he wanted to be one of the hosts so badly?
"You like, girls and love your wife don't you? You like to see her happy… That's why you're a host, right? I beg you, please teach me! You're a genius at this right? King!" the boy said and everyone in the club sweat dropped when they saw Grimmjow's happy reaction when the boy called him 'King'. He got up and folded his arms over his chest and said seriously.
"Well ya may be impertinent, but yer desire ta become a host seems ta be sincere…Plus, ya somewhat resemble me!" Grimmjow said as he grinned.
Ichigo groaned. 'Ugh! Oh please I don't want our little Rudel to be like that when he grows up!' Ichigo complained in his head as he smacked his head with his palm.
"Ah-then… You'll make me a host that can please girls?" the boy asked.
'Please the girls? He doesn't even please me, with his flirting habit! He's a jerk, perverted husband who only thinks about sex! Iie, I think he does somewhat care for me and our son but…' Ichigo thought.
"Someone who cannot please ladies cannot be a host! Very well, if you're willing ta go that far, and then think about how ta make good use of yer qualities." Grimmjow said.
"Qualities?" the boy asked confusedly.
"Our Espada Host Club makes use of our individual features… and to answer our customers' needs is our basic strategy… Starting with the prince type Grimmjow, we have the wild type Nnoitra, quiet type Stark, genius type Szayel, devil type Gin and Shinji, cool type myself… Among the many variations we pride ourselves of course, and then the honor student and natural rookie type but that changed into the queen type that happens to be Grimmjow's wife, Ichigo." Ulquiorra said.
"Wait! I'm a natural and rookie type changed into queen type?" Ichigo asked confusedly.
"What? Ya've been working with us for the whole year and ya still don't know what type of host ya are?" Nnoitra asked surprised making Ichigo blush and mumble.
"That's because I thought that I was still the host club dog." he said making the other members of the host club sweat drop at him.
"What make you think that; now that yer Grimmjow's wife, you're no longer the host club dog like before? Besides, you're the queen of Germany now, so it's only natural ta change yer host type position into something higher." Gin added.
"Ahh… Somehow that doesn't appeal to me…" Ichigo mumbled.
Soon they began to teach the boy some basics about being a host but half way through it the boy had had enough. 'Idiots! These people are idiots! Who in their right mind would teach a child to go and fetch a lion as a host chore?' the boy thought as he finally gave up and said. "Forget it! There's no way she'd become happy from this." the boy said as he ran out of the room.
'She?' Ichigo thought.
"Ahh—Wait! Karl! Ya still have more application techniques to learn." Grimmjow said confusedly as to why the boy suddenly gave up as he watched the boy run out of the Host club room. "We even gave him a lesson but he didn't even like it. What a selfish kid." Grimmjow added.
"People normally wouldn't like something like this, and by the way dear, didn't you notice?" Ichigo said and Grimmjow turned his head to look and listen to his wife.
"I wonder what he meant by 'Not having much time left?' and he also mentioned 'She'." Ichigo added. Then Grimmjow had an idea and they deiced on what to do to help the boy.
Hours later.
At the Elementary Hueco Mundo building.
"Why did it end up like this?" Ichigo asked himself as he walked through the hallways of the Hueco Mundo elementary school building. "We totally infiltrated the school building. And I don't get why I have to wear this?" He added. He was wearing the middle school uniform of the Hueco Mundo middle school.
"Ah don't mind it Ichi. This way they'll see you as one of the middle students so it'll be fine Ichigo!" Shinji said.
'Why does it always have to be me to fall for his schemes?' Ichigo thought. He was forced to wear the girls' middle school uniform by his husband for their plan to find out what was brothering Karl in order to somehow help the boy. 'I appreciate that my husband wants to help, Karl! But what does this got to do with me?' he thought and sighed.
"Is there any meaning as to why I have to be disguised in this get up?" he asked Shinji who just grinned apologetically at him and dragged him toward the elementary hallway, his skirt was a bit shorter than the Hueco Mundo high school skirt.
"Of course there is, love…" Grimmjow said from afar as he watched Ichigo walk toward the hallway for the elementary.
"Ahh—he looks so cute!" Gin and Nnoitra said.
"Ahh, his mini-skirt look…. He's like a doll." Grimmjow said as he admired his wife looks in the middle school uniform.
"In other words, you just wanted to see him dress like that." Ulquiorra said and Grimmjow sweat dropped. 'Damn! He found out?' Grimmjow thought.
Soon they made it inside Karl's classroom and found it empty. "Ah, no one's here?"
"How nostalgic" Gin and Nnoitra said?
"I wonder if my doodles are still on the desks." Gin asked.
"Our school desks are replaced with new ones every year." Szayel said. Ichigo was getting irritated with their sudden entrance and a vein popped on his head.
"If you all come here, then what's the point of me having to wear this disguises and coming in here for?" Ichigo asked.
"It's okay; it's not like anyone's here." Shinji said. Soon they heard foot steps coming their way and they hid behind the table. When the teacher was gone they up from under the table.
"But now that we've infiltrated the building, how are we supposed to find Karl?" Ichigo asked.
"There's something interesting over here." Ulquiorra said and everyone went toward Ulquiorra who was looking at a school photo. He pointed at one of the pictures and they saw a photo of Karl playing the piano with a cute girl beside him.
So they decided to check out the music room of the elementary school and found Karl there talking with the little girl they saw on the photo. Then the girl went toward the piano and began to play a song.
"Ah. Sonata by Mozart?" Gin said.
"Dear, it's our favorite song." Ichigo said as the couple watched the little girl play the piano. Grimmjow saw one of Karl's classmates leave the music room and went toward the child.
"Little fairy, may I ask something? I was wondering if ya could tell me about the girl playing the piano over there." Grimmjow asked as he bent down to the child's level.
"You mean Airi Heater-chan?" the girl said.
"Airi-chan?" Grimmjow asked.
"Umm… You know, Airi-chan is going to move soon. Airi-chan will be going to Italy next week because of her dad's job." the girl said. Just then Karl came out and complained to them about what they were doing there so Grimmjow decided to stop the boy's complaints by lifting him to his shoulder and walking out of the elementary building and back to the host club where he put the boy on the couch.
"What's the meaning of this, you stupid King?" Karl said.
"You're the stupid one." Grimmjow said. "Ya wanted me ta teach ya how ta make girls happy? Don't make me laugh! Ya think we'll be able ta answer ya no matter whatever ya ask us? What ya want ta please isn't many, unspecified girls but just Airi Heater… Her and only her, right?" Grimmjow said and Karl was shocked and surprised. How did he know?
"You're the only one that can find out how ta make her happy… Listen, our job as hosts is making girls happy. But fer a girl that ya personally love. Ya cannot approach her as a host; ya can only approach her as a man. What ya should aim fer isn't a fully-initiated host but a fully-initiated man, right?" Grimmjow said.
"It doesn't matter anymore… I don't have any time left. I just wanted to watch her play the piano as much as I could...so…" Karl said.
"The practice piece just now… That's Mozart's sonata fer a duet performance, right?" Grimmjow said as he went toward the curtain and revealed two grand pianos there, one was white and one was black, he went toward the white piano and opened it and sat down.
"Ah, there were two grand pianos here all this time?" Ichigo asked.
"This IS a music room, after all." Gin said.
"Yes, even thought we don't use it as one." Shinji said.
"This is a music room." Ulquiorra said making Ichigo's hand twitch in annoyance.
"They were always there, just hidden." Szayel said. Grimmjow was about to play when he reached his hand to his wife and cocked an eyebrow at him.
"Duet with me, love." Grimmjow said and Ichigo blinked his eyes before smiling at his husband and nodding his head and went to the black piano. The couple began to play the Sonata together.
Karl got up and stared in awe at the couple playing the song. 'Sugoi. They played perfectly and with passion like they were meant to be.' Karl thought as he continued to watch the two. As he thought he got a flash back where Airi told him something, 'what I really liked….Wasn't the piano.' He thought. Then when the couple was done playing the piano Grimmjow went toward the boy and told him that every morning, lunch breaks, and after school starting tomorrow he would be having concentrated piano lessons by either Grimmjow himself or his wife (Ichigo). Karl asked why?
"Ya came to be my apprentice, right? Plus, it appears ta me as though that girl wanted ta play with ya." He said. After that they practiced every day. Soon the day came and Grimmjow invited Airi to the Host club as they welcome her as she saw Karl on the one of the pianos sitting. Grimmjow went toward the other piano and said to the little girl to come and take a sit. Karl told her 'Let's play together' and the girl smiled at him and joined playing the piano with him.
The entire Host club watched them played the piece. "We did something nice, today." Grimmjow said.
"Single-minded love, eh? Does that part of Karl-kun resemble you, dear?" Ichigo asked and his husband smiled at him and said.
"Ah, absolutely." Grimmjow said and Ichigo stared in awe at his husband before giving Grimmjow one of his smiles.
Then Ten days later.
They were all in the Espada Host Club sitting, "Eh, so you've been exchanging mails with Airi-chan everyday?" Ichigo asked Karl who was sitting in one of the couches as the female customers surrounded him with love and adoration. Karl said in a happy tone. "Pretty much. But she gets unexpectedly jealous very easily. So the fact that I'm getting friendly with all these onee-chans… Keep it a secret, okay?" Karl said.
The girls around him squealed. "Kyaa! So cute! He said we're onee-chans?" they squealed even more.
"I want to make him my brother." one said.
"I want him as a boyfriend." One said making the rest of the Host club sweat drop. The girls lavished Karl with kisses on his cheeks making Grimmjow get jealous.
"W-hat the heck? Why? Even my customers?" Grimmjow asked pissed. While Ichigo glared at his husband and was about to kill him but Shinji kept Ichigo from doing so.
"It's so easy to be popular with the girls. Your customers got taken away so easily. Are you really the Host King?" Karl taunted Grimmjow and Grimmjow snapped and was about to kill the boy but Nnoitra and Gin held him back.
"Yup. He resembles Grimmjow all right. I'm sure that's what Grimm was like when he was a kid. I hope little Rudel won't turn out like that… No scratch that! I don't want him near his father, ever." Ichigo said but Grimmjow heard his wife say that.
"No! That's definitely not how it was, Ichi! I-I was a little precocious and innocent boy! Back then! Trust me!" Grimmjow said.
"Ahh? I'll be the judge of that once Rudel grows up!" Ichigo said as he stormed out of the room still angry at his husband for ever getting jealous of Karl getting all the customers when he had him to love too?
Grimmjow panicked and went to after his wife.
"Ahh! Ichigo! Wait! Come back sweetheart!" he said as he went to chase his wife.
"No way! Get away from me! I don't want you near me-EKK!" Ichigo said as he was tackled to the floor and his husband kissed him on the mouth. "HMMM! GET OFF! GRIMM! No wait what are you doing? AH!" Ichigo said then moaned. "Hn… Not here you idiot!" Ichigo said as he smacked his husband's head.
Karl just grinned and ignored the couple outside who were busying being all lovey-dovey. Everyone in the host club sighed. 'Yup! Naughty Type fit this kid alright!' they all thought.
TBC…
Me: Well then hope you all like this chapter 20? Hmm.. Now what should I do next?
Gin: Why not get Ichi, pregnant again?
Ichigo: *paled at the thought of getting pregnant again* HECK NO WAY!
Me: Nope! Is not his time yet to get pregnant again! Maybe once Rudel turns 10 months old or so?
Ichigo: *paled then fainted at the thought of it.*
Everyone: *sweat drop at Ichigo*
Me: Well then hope you all like this chapter? XP
Grimmjow: Read and Review everyone!
Gin: Bai-bai! XD