I do not own InuYasha or Bleach
#2
It started as a normal day for me, I brushed my hair in the morning, donned one of my prettier kimonos, put on my make up, ate my breakfast of rice and squid, and left my home to go to the market for some umeboshi(1).
It was when I was buying a beautiful looking painted fan that it happened, this man (if he could be called so, with his ugly hair and wrinkled, tasteless, robes) came up and took my hand and said,
"Would you be so kind as to bear my children, my oh so beautiful woman?" I couldn't help it, I growled. At his (and his mostly beautiful companions, whom I just noticed), expression, one of utmost confusion, I began to talk.
"I. AM. A. MAN! You wretchedly unbeautiful thing!" His companions, I noticed, thought that his mistake was hilarious, but I ignored them as they might be able to be called pretty.
As I gracefully walked off (read: stalked off) I heard a fellow villager say
"Be careful around him, Yumichika Ayasegawa is quite powerful, he might just hurt you for that insult, he is quite concerned about his looks."
The End
A/N, I Played around with this idea for a little while and decided why not, Yumichika is awesome enough that he could have met the Inu crew while he was alive.
(1) Umeboshi is pickled plums.