Yay for FullMetal Alchemist manga which I do not own!
#3 a)
Miroku had seen the light. Surely this goddess of a woman, this beauty with hair styled into ropes, the sleeveless white shirt that showed a tattoo, her tight fitting trousers, surely she would be willing...
Beside him, Sango sighed. She had seen that look in Miroku's eyes many times before. She wasn't prepared for how he practically teleported his woman of choice's side.
"Madame, would you do do me the honour of bearing my children?" Came the typical line. Oh god was Miroku sparkling? Sango braced herself, watching for the mystery woman's reaction. What she saw surprised her, the woman's face flashed through a myriad of emotions, many of which Sango had not understood, but even to her, regret, sadness, and finally anger were plainly visible, and a hand went to the woman's abdomen.
Shippou leaned forward, seeing the anger on the woman;s face and hoping for a repeat of chapter 1, but he nearly fell of his comfortable perch of Kagome's shoulder when an absolutely giant man somehow appeared in front the lady. His Aura plainly read death and as he slowly raised his fist, Miroku noted a wedding ring, a tradition that Kagome had told him of.
As the couple walked away, Sango looked down on him in disgust. A married woman? Really?
End
A/N: Submit to the awesomeness that is Sig!