Author's notes

Yay a new chapter! I'd like to thank Blades252 for the idea for this chapter.

Dear diary

I've finished sparing with Jill, and now I'm bored. Everything is ready. Uroboros is complete, Las plagas has been spread through the area, Jill is completely obidient, everything is ready. But Chris still isn't here. I've heard from my mole in the BSAA that the bafoon was chasing a butterfly and fell of a 2 story bulding and is in critical condition. The idiot landed on his head. Thanks to his stupidity, my plan has been delayed until he's all better! A 2 story building, I can not believe how weak he is! All well, I guess I can go 'play' with Jill some more. Complete obidience, how I love P-30.

Wesker was writing in his diary. When he finished, he was about to hide it in his drewer, but decided not to.

"Hmm, with Chris coming soon I'd better find a better hiding spot. I swear, if he gets his hands on this..." Wesker trailed off. He had a flashback to the time that Chris found his diary back when they were both still in S.T.A.R.S. He went on to tel everybody all of his deepest secrets. Wesker cringed his teeth in anger.

"You know I'm not the only man who sleeps with a teddy bear!" He yelled.

"Umm... Albert?" Excella said while coming in. Wesker quickly turned around.

"Oh! Excella, I was, uhh, just... what do you want!" Wesker yelled. Excella began talking, but Wesker just tuned her out.

"Oh great. Now she knows! I'll have to dispose of her to make sure she doesn't tell anyone." Wesker thought.

"Albert! Are you even listening to me?" Excella said angrily.

"Huh? Oh! Yes, yes of course dear heart." Wesker said.

"Perhaps I could infect her with uroboros and use her to kill Chris." Wesker continued.

"What did you say?" Excella asked.

"Huh? Oh dear, did I say that out loud!" Wesker asked. An awkward silence filled the air for a few minutes.

"... Well I'd better get going." Wesker said while running out the door. Before Excella could think of a response, Wesker was on the other side of the facility.

"That was close." Wesker said.

"Welcome!" An Australian accent said. Wesker quickly turned around to find an old friend. Well, not really a friend, just someone he knew.

"Oh dear god it's you." Wesker said incredibly annoyed.

"What're ya buyin?" The Merchant asked. He opened up his coat to reveal, well, nothing. Nothing at all.

"Oh, dear god! Put some underwear on!" Weker yelled. The merchant looked down and appeared ambarrased.

"Oh, hehe, sorry stranga. Wrong side." The Merchant opened up the other side of his coat to reveal every weapon. Ever.

"I dont want any weapons! Why can't you just leave me alone! Every time I kill you, you just re-appear in a different location!" Wesker yelled.

"What're ya buyin?" The Merchant asked.

"How do you not die!" Wesker yelled.

"What're ya buyin?" The Merchant asked.

"Leave me alone!" Wesker yelled so loud everyone in the building heard him.

"What're ya buyin?" The Merchant asked.

"GGGGAAAAAARRRRRR!" Wesker yelled. He pulled out his Samuri edge.

"What're ya-" The Merchant had a hole in his head.

"Finally!" Wesker yelled. He turned around and began to walk away.

"Buyin?" Came a voice from behind him. Wesker stopped in his tracks, and slowly turned around.

"My god, it won't die!" Wesker yelled.

"What're ya buyin?" The Merchant asked.

"If I buy something will you leave me alone!" Wesker yelled.

"Of course." The Merchant said.

"Fine! I'll take, err, that." Wesker said while pointing to a small square.

"Not enough cash! Stranga." The Merchant said.

"What are you talkng about? I have 500 dollar's in my wallet." Wesker said.

"Not enough cash! Stranga." The Merchant repeated. Wesker's eye began to twitch.

"There you are Albert. I've been looking every where for you." Excella said as she came in the room.

"Here, take this!" Wesker said while holding all of Excella's jewlery.

"Albert! That's my jewerly!" Excella said.

"Hehe, thank you." The Merchant said while taking 20,000$ worth of jewlery. He handed Wesker the small square object, and left.

"Oh thank god! He's gone! He's finally gone!" Wesker yelled. He fell to his knees and was on the verge of tears. It was the happiest moment of his life.

"So you just pawned 20,000$ worth of gold jewlery, for a DVD!" Excella yelled. Wesker looked up at her. He didn't even no what he bought, he just pointed to the first thing he saw in The Merchants coat. He held the DVD box in front of his face.

"The matrix." Wesker read the words on the box. Excella began talking, but Wesker once again tuned her out.

"I have been incredibly bored recently, I guess I might as well watch it." He thought.

"Albert! I'm trying to nag you!" Excella yelled.

"She never shuts up!" Wesker yelled.

"Wh-WHAT! How dare you say that to me!" Excella screamed.

"Oh, did I say that out loud again?" Wesker asked. Once again an awkward silence filled the room.

"... Well I'd better get going." Wesker said while running. He made it across the entire facility, ran into his room, locked the door, hooked up his DVD player, and was on the bedin 5.2 seconds.

"Alright, lets see what this movie can do." Wesker thought.

A little while later

Wesker sat on his bed, completely stunned. His jaw was dropped, and he couldn't move. He watched as the credits rolled, and thought about what he had just seen.

"That... was..." Wesker couldn't even finish the sentence. But he knew what he had to do.

A few weeks later

"Gah!" Chris yelled as Wesker punched him. He got off the floor and brang his gun up, but Wesker just dodged the bullets. The fight went on for several minutes, with Wesker kicking Chris's ass the whole time. Eventually, after 7 minutes of fighting, Wesker ran to the top of the staircase.

"I must say Chris, I'm dissapointed. I would love to finish you now, but the seven minutes are up. I must go before I miss the new episode Family guy. But don't worry, I won't leave you alone." Wesker said with a smirk. "Jill, kill them!" Wesker ordered. But Jill wouldn't move. She grabbed her head, and started yelling out in pain. She then ripped open the top portion of her shirt.

"Jill, now's not the time for that." Wesker said.\

"Oh, your just showing them the P-30." Wesker said, somewhat disapointed.

"Chris, look at that thing!" Sheva said.

"Yeah, I see it. Wesker's got some pretty weird fetish's." Chris replied.

"No you idiot, I think that thing is what's letting Wesker control her. We should get it off." Sheva said.

Later

"Jill! Jill, are you ok?" Chris asked once the device was off of her.

"Yeah... yeah. I'll be ok." Jill said weakly.

"Jill, how did Wesker get so powerful? The last time we fought, at the Spencer estate, he wasn't nearly this good. His strength is the same, but his techniqe is different. How did he do it!" Chris asked frantically. Jill took a moment before speaking.

"The Matrix."