Title: Hindsight Is A Bitch
Author: Omnicat
Unofficially Adapted From: Steven Lisberger & co's Tron and Joseph Kosinsky & co's Tron: Legacy.
Spoilers & Desirable Foreknowledge: Tron and the first 9:10 minutes of Tron: Legacy.
Warnings: None.
Characters & Pairings: Dillinger Jr & Dillinger Sr & Mrs Dillinger & mention of Sark
Summary: Dillinger Senior and Junior have a run-in with the Westermarck Effect.
Author's Note: For a prompt by spicer-cthulhusummoning-lovejoy. Enjoy!
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Hindsight Is A Bitch
"DID I NOT GIVE YOU A GOOD CHILDHOOD? GAVE YOU EVERYTHING, MOVED SOMEWHERE YOU COULD BE YOUR OWN MAN? WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!"
"Edward, he was only masturbating, it's natural for teenagers –"
"Only masturbating?!"
"To Flynn's movie, I get –"
"To SARK."
"IT'S OKAY TO BE HOMOSEXUAL, EDWARD."
"Of course it is, but not for Sark. I WROTE THAT PROGRAM!"
"Bisexual," Ed mumbled. His parents were too busy yelling to notice. "And your program's ass was made for tapping, so what?"
He got his answer twenty years of Sarksturbation later, when Alan Bradley introduced him to his program.