Chapter 5: Chapter 5


I was in a good mood (right now) so I decided to write another chapter

Jimtrix: I updated :))))

Percyjacksonlover13purple: thanks for help with the songs, and breaking into the zoo to steal the unicorn, too bad you got caught.

Songs: Better than revenge, Jar of hearts, Best damn Thing, Don't tell me, the last time

I know, tons of songs, but still-

"Say it Ms. Id."

*sobs* "I don't want too!"

Holds up Taser gun

"I am a lawyer"

"You can't-"*Tazes*

"Fine"*Sobs* "I don't own anything recognizable in this fic/chapter, including those awesome shoes with wheels.

*Tasers*


I sigh. Tears run down Thalias face. "I- I just don't understand him." She says.

"Hey He's a jerk. You're amazing, And if he broke up with you for Drew Then He's an idiot. You shouldn't have been with him for that anyways" I say.

Thalia takes a shaky breath. She hands me some papers. "These-"She says. I scan through them.

"These are amazing!" I say. "Let's rock em' that'll put the idiot in his place. Even invite him and drew to come" I say a plan forming in my mind like ice over a creek.

"I like that face. Let's do it" Thalia says grinning. I smile back.

Want to know my plan? So do I.

I Gulp. Our second show.

Percy will be a genius, and Thalia agreed. I think I am amazing. (Aren't I humble?) We finish setting up.

"Ready?" I ask the crowd Cheers.

Now go stand in the corner
And think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge

The story starts when it was hot and it was summer
And I had it all, I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along, got him alone, and let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage

I spot Percy sneak into the crowd and wink at me.

I never saw it coming, wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated just who I was dealing with
She had to know the pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated just who she was stealing from

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa, but
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha

She looks at life like it's a party and she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend and she's so over it
I think her ever present frown is a little troubling
She thinks I'm psycho 'cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but

Sophistication isn't what you wear or who you know
Or pushing people down to get you where you wanna go
Oh, they didn't teach you that in prep school, so it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge, ha

I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing for you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him, but I always get the last word whoa oh

She's not a saint, and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa

Soon she's gonna find stealing other people's toys
On the playground won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind, she should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better than revenge

And do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
'Cause I don't think you do, oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing?
I don't think you do, don't think you do

Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
'Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say 'sabotage'

I smile at them all. Percy especially. Everyone smiles and claps

No I can't take one more step towards you
Cause all that's waiting is regret
And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore?
You lost the love I loved the most

I learned to live, half-alive
And now you want me one more time

(Chorus)
And who do you think you are?
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms

I've learned to live, half-alive
Now you want me one more time

Who do you think you are?
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?

Dear, it took so long
Just to feel alright
Remember how to put back
The light in my eyes

I wish I had missed
The first time that we kissed
'Cause you broke all your promises
And now you're back you don't get to get me back

And Who do you think you are?
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

And who do you think you are?
Running around leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart

You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
Don't come back for me
Don't come back at all

Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?
Who do you think you are?

Cheers! I feel like this is unbelivable.

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho
Hey hey ho

I hate it when a guy doesn't get the door
Even though I told him yesterday and the day before
I hate it when a guy doesn't get the tab
And I have to pull my money out and that looks bad

Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see?

That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never
Like it or not even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Alright, alright
Yeah

I hate it when a guy doesn't understand
Why a certain time of month I don't want to hold his hand
I hate it when they go out and we stay in
And they come home smelling like their ex-girlfriends

I found my hopes, I found my dreams
My Cinderella story scene
Now everybody's gonna see

That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Give me an A! Always give me what I want
Give me a V! Be very very good to me
R! Are you gonna treat me right?
I! I can put up a fight

Give me an L! Let me hear you scream loud
Let me hear you scream loud
One, two, three, four!

Where are the hopes? Where are the dreams?
My Cinderella story scene?
When do you think they'll finally see?

That you're not, not, not gonna get any better
You won't, won't, won't, you won't get rid of me, never
Like it or not, even though she's a lot like me
We're not the same

And yeah, yeah, yeah I'm a lot to handle
You don't know trouble, I'm a hell of a scandal
Me, I'm a scene, I'm a drama queen
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Let me hear you say hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Alright, now let me hear you say hey hey ho
Hey hey ho

Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
Hey hey hey
I'm the best damn thing that your eyes have ever seen

Even More cheers.

You held my hand and walked me home, I know
When you gave me that kiss it was something like this it made me go ooh ohh
You wiped my tears, got rid of all my fears, why did you have to go?
Guess it wasn't enough to take up some of my love
Guys are so hard to trust
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl?
The one who gives it all away, yeah

[Chorus:]
Did you think that I was gonna give it up to you, this time?
Did you think that it was somethin I was gonna do and cry?
Don't try to tell me what to do,
Dont try to tell me what to say,
You're better off that way

Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck
Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget
I'm gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset
Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said
Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away

[Chorus]

This guilt trip that you put me on won't, mess me up I've done no wrong
Any thoughts of you and me have gone away

[Chorus]

Better off that way
I'm better off alone anyway

I stared at the crowd. Nothing. Then Drew broke out. "YOU BITCH!" We stare at drew.

She looks disheveled. "Excuse me?" I ask. "You wrote those about me!" She says. She's on stage.

People have cameras out now. "Please drew. You have think Higher of yourself" Thalia says rolling her eyes.

"Yeah? Why do you think those are about you? We like boys genius" I say. Her face turns purple.

"About drew!" She says motioning wildly. "That guy? Please. I just thought it was cute. Drew and Drew. I have a boyfriend" Thalia says waving into the crowd.

Percy grins cockily and pushes his hood back waving. "Hey Perce! Get up here!" She yells.

Percy runs up. I toss him a microphone. "What do you want to sing?" I ask him. "Last time" He says.

I smile

[Percy:]
Found myself at your door
Just like all those times before
I'm not sure how I got there
All roads they lead me here

I imagine you are home
In your room, all alone
And you open your eyes into mine
And everything feels better

[Both]
And right before your eyes
I'm breaking
No past, no reasons why
Just you and me

This is the last time I'm asking you this,
Put my name at the top of your list,
This is the last time I'm asking you why,
You break my heart in the blink of an eye, eye, eye.

[Annabeth:]
You find yourself at my door,
Just like all those times before,
You wear your best apology,
But I was there to watch you leave,

And all the times I let you in,
Just for you to go again,
Disappear when you come back,
Everything is better.

[Both:]
When right before your eyes,
I'm aching, run fast
Nowhere to hide
Just you and me

This is the last time I'm asking you this
Put my name at the top of your list
This is the last time I'm asking you why
You break my heart in the blink of an eye, eye, eye.

This is the last time you tell me I've got it wrong
This is the last time I say it's been you all along
This is the last time I let you in my door
This is the last time, I won't hurt you anymore

Oh, oh, oh...

This is the last time I'm asking you this
Put my name at the top of your list
This is the last time I'm asking you why
You break my heart in the blink of an eye

This is the last time I'm asking you this (This is the last time I'm asking you this)
Put my name at the top of your list (Put my name at the top of your list)
This is the last time I'm asking you why (This is the last time I'm asking you why)
You break my heart in the blink of an eye (You break my heart)

This is the last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you this

This is the last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you this

This is the last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you this

This is the last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you
Last time I'm asking you this

Now people are cheering.

Initial shock worn off, replaced by screams of "PERCY JACKSON!" Percy casually slings his arm over Thalias shoulder.

Press I laugh.

Percy looks at me and we're all laughing. The press snap pictures. "Ready?" I ask him.

He smiles. "Bye Perce! See ya later!" Thalia yells. The press get an awesome shot of them hugging, then he disappears.

"Who wants another song?" I yell. Cheers, Duh.

Piper collapses on my bed laughing. "That. Was. AWESOME!" She says. I bow.

We're starting a very good pillow fight when my door bursts open. Jason rolls in, literally because he's wearing those –heelies? Wheelies? Whatever.

He holds up a gossip mag "YOUR DATING MY BEST FRIEND?" He yells. Thalia falls backwards onto my bed.

I stand in front of them, arms crossed giving Jason my deluxe You-Want-To-Mess-With-My-Friends?-You-Mess-With-Me.-Yeah-Your-Dead stare.

It's very hard to pull off, but he falters "no. I am" I say.

"So- He was just being friendly?" Jason asks. I rub my forehead, then slap him Gibbs style "Ya think Grace?" I ask.

Piper starts snickering "Now. Next time call your best friend." I say. Jason looks ashamed "I did" He says.

My door bursts open, again, Leo on wheelies? Heelies? I'm just giving up now. With google glasses.

"Hey duddetes, you guys are amazing. Great show. Pipes, you wanna be my girl?" He says in one breath.

Jason frowns and puts his arm around piper. Piper smiles at me and I wink. Percy Bursts in. Also on wheelies.

For the love of god! "Great, Jason is real-"Percy cuts off. "Hey man, I'm cool" He says. My room is getting more crowded by the minute.

My little brothers burst in, yelling loudly. "For goodness sake! EVERYONE OUT! I'M GETTING CLAUSTROPHOBIA WITH SO MANY PEOPLE IN HERE!" Rachel yells. That's when Nico bursts in, also on wheelies.

God.

"How do you all have my address?" I ask. Leo shrugs "I'm just awesome that way." I sigh.

"Let's go for ice-cream" I say suddenly. Everyone stares at me. "What?" Percy asks.

"We need to keep this up. 2 bands, meet, make friends, and start dating. We should grab ice cream" I say.

Lee nods "I'm in" He says. We jump. "What? I opened the door." He says.

10 minutes later we're at baskin' & robins.

We walk, laughing pushing each other, making jokes. We enter. We order.

I smile as I eat it. Perfect. We laugh and joke, taking up the whole wall, which is just one long booth seat.

I smile. I love life. Then I see the camera flash.


So? What did my stage-whispers think? (That's not what I think of you I've just always wanted to say that) Kinda perfect- yeah- but the next chapters a whopper.

I know, tons of songs, but Thalia was realllllllly pizzed : )

-ID65.

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