Like Father, Like Daughter

Alice's POV

Now it is my time to shine and I have been looking forward for this moment for a long time now. To have the pleasure of annoying Emmett, just the way he annoys me and I'm going to make the most of this.

This is how the prank is going to go: Nessie asks Emmett to help her destroys my clothes and then she leaves and Emmett is caught alone.

I know it sounds ordinary and boring, but trust me it will be fun and funny and it will be worth it.

Of course I won't let them destroy my actual clothes. So I went to the mall with Rosalie and bought a few dresses that were to be ruined.

When we got home I hung those clothes in my wardrobe and showed Nessie which ones are to be destroyed.

Later when we decided it was the right moment, Nessie went up to Emmett's room and knocked.

Emmett's POV

I was in my room listening to my iPod when someone knocked on my door. "Who is it?" I asked.

"It's me, Uncle Emmett." Nessie replied.

"Come in." I said.

Nessie opened the door slowly and when she walked into my room, she quickly turned and shut the door and turned back to face me.

"What would you like, Nessie?" I said switching off my iPod and putting it away.

"Well, Aunt Alice has been annoying me the whole day and I decided that I want revenge. I know that you have experience in these types of things, so I came to ask you to officially help me and teach me to ruin her clothes without her knowing it was me." Renesmee said in her sweet persuasive voice.

I was flattered; she was asking me to help her. "But, what if she sees the future and has a vision of us destroying her clothes?" I asked.

"She won't, because you know how she can't see my future and anyone involved in it." Nessie replied, with a smug face.

"Oh right, well I will help you only if we have a rematch." I said, still troubled by the first bad thing that happened to me today.

"Um...sure...we'll have a rematch...after we destroy Aunt Alice's clothes." Nessie answered.

I couldn't help but be flattered and fall for her sweet, cute, innocent face. "Ok, fine Nessie, I am trusting you." I said carefully.

"So, that means you're with me?" Nessie asked excited, her face suddenly holding a big smile.

"Yes, I am!" I replied my face mirroring her excitement.

We sneaked into Alice and Jasper's room. Nessie went straight to Alice's wardrobe and picked a few of her dresses for us to sabotage.

We went straight to work. We ripped, pulled the intricate design of, sprayed them with paint and did all we can to ruin them.

"How will Aunt Alice not know it was me or you who did this?" My sweet niece asked.

"You just spray perfume everywhere. On the clothes and around the room, that would over power our scent."I said as matter or factly.

"You know what Ness, this is very fun. We should do this more often. We make a great team, with my skills and you being a blind spot to Alice. Maybe if we join your mother in, then she shields us; your father won't be able to read our mind. It would be perfect." I said planning all the things we could do together.

"I ate too much human food last night; I need to go to the toilet." Nessie said blushing a deep red. It reminded me of Bella as a human.

"Sure Nessie, be quick, I'll wait for you here." I said, mean while spraying all the clothes and room with perfume to divert our scent.

Nessie left and exactly ten seconds later Alice came into the room with shopping bags in each hand. I am doomed, was I could think of as she encountered the sight before her.

She dropped her shopping bags, in shock and screamed at the top of her lungs. "HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH MY CLOTHES?" I bet, if I were human I would be deaf by now, in fact any human in the house would have become deaf by now.

"Do you know how rare these dresses are?" she said picking the remains of her precious clothes.

She closed her eyes for a few seconds and when she opened them there were filled with pure anger and looked dangerously, deadly. I took a few steps back until I hit the wall, "Alice listen, Nessie told me to do it and also we worked together. It's completely not my fault." I said raising my hands in defence.

"Nessie, come here please." Alice announced.

Seconds later Nessie came into the room looking sweet and innocent. "Yes, Aunt Alice?" She said smiling at Alice.

"Did you ask, Uncle Emmett to do this to my clothes and did you do this with him, sweetie." Alice asked Nessie.

"No, Aunt Alice, why would I do that." She said with a cute, innocent face.

"I'm sorry Nessie for wrongly suspecting you, you can go now." Alice said as Nessie left the room with an evil smile on her innocent face.

Alice glared and said, "How dare you, blame this on our innocent niece. Actually, Emmett, do you know what, YOUR JEEP IS GOING DOWN!" she said and sprinted to the garage even before I could register what she said.

After a second, I realised what she meant and ran to the garage, but I was too late. My car was crushed and dismantled. She laughed evilly and left saying, "DON'T MESS WITH MY CLOTHES!"

I kneeled before my dismantled car and dry sobbed. I should have known that my evil niece is the daughter of my evil brother and they think in the same evil way. Like father, like daughter. Edward and Nessie both fooled me in the same way and I can't believe I fell for it twice. I am the stupid one here; they both are very good at acting. And because of this, I am grounded for two months and I lost my jeep. Wait till I get my hand on either of them.

Nessie's POV

That was hilarious. Dad and I gave each other a hi-five, everyone commented on my acting skills and dad said that even Uncle Emmett thought I was fabulous in acting.

Then we all prepared for our last prank on Uncle Emmett, this is going to be totally funny!

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