I do not own One Piece!
OBS! Made on crack! And might have some spoilers, I don't really know...
Warning! This VERY fucked up/strange/not for those who doesn't want to view Whitebeard in a whole knew light!!!
This, people, is my theory about;
Subject: Whitebeard's reason for calling his nakama for 'sons'
Source/Inspiration: Recent chapters, A-chan and mine perversion, another Fic here called 'Casting' made by lunaruy-san (which BTW is hilarious XD)
Theory: Alright, everyone knows that Whitebeard calls his men for sons, even his allies when they *bip* him with a *bip*. And everyone knows that he isn't the only giant human in the OP-universe.
But what makes Whitebeard original in the gallery of large men and women, is the fact that he is WELL-PROPORTIONED. His arms and legs, body and head all goes in the same scale as for example Smoker, or any other normal proportioned male in One Piece. Not like Gecko Moria or Bartholomew Kuma (phw, Kuma....) who has tiny-winy legs.
*cough* Anyway, he has a normal built even if he is HUGE, he calls his nakama sons and is surrounded with beautiful women. And all of them is about one sixth of his size. Conclusion; Whitebeard calls his men for sons since he can't have a child of his own flesh and blood. Why, you ask? Easy, since he is well-proportioned and HUGE. And women is ONE SIXTH OF HIS SIZE! Now do the math... *shudders*
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