I do not own One Piece!
Warning!! This chapter is just... Crack, yeah, it's my crackiest chapter so far!! XDD
This, people, is my theory about;
Subject: The animal themes of Monkey D. Dragon and Sir Crocodile
Source/Inspiration: ... Well, me and A-chan for some reason fooled around at Wiki... There are apparently some kind of animal which has seven different kinds of sexes! Amazing, huh? Wait, that's not what I should be talking about!! Anyway, we ended up reading about what females/males/kids of different animals is called.
Theory: So, are you one of those who think Dragon's theme are a dragon, as a big lizard? Then I believe you are wrong. You see, dragon can also be the name of a male mallard. And he has a green cape, it's perfect!
... Now we move on to Crocodile!! _'
And this is about how fitting his theme are, or an explanation why he acts as he do. It's simple, a male crocodile are called a bully! He isn't the nicest of characters, you know.
... I do not expect you to review this crap! XDD
And I promise that the rest I write is not this bad, this was HUGE exception!!!