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Chapter 26 – Expect the unexpected

Yesterday… Yesterday was probably one of the best, if not the best day of my life… Yoshika gave me her virginity, and we probably had the best sex anyone ever had here since this castle was built… And now, I'm eighteen. In light of Karlslander law, and probably the law of a fuckton of other countries, I'm now an adult… Doesn't feel different to be honest, but I didn't expect anything to happen…

Yoshika is lying beside me peacefully. Her left arm is embracing me, and she is pressing her petite breasts against my shoulder. Both she and I are stark naked, but that doesn't move me a bit, since we are here all alone…

"Not quite…"

"Oh right, there's a voice in my head…"

"Very funny…"

"Thanks for yesterday, Yuki. That was a league better than what I experienced with Shirley."

"Glad to have served you, Toshiro. I had to jump in for Kuji, because that fucking perv blacked out after the first orgasm…"

"Seriously?"

"Yeah."

"Wow… What time is it by the way?"

"Nearing seven in the morning. You two should get up, or the girls will start blabbering…"

"Good idea…"

Toshiro slowly moved, first his right leg, than his right leg, but Yoshika seemed to have some seventh sense when it came to Toshiro leaving the bed.

"Good morning, my love…" She mumbled.

"You have some precognitive ability concerning me… Good morning, sunshine…"

"It hurts, Toshiro…"

"What hurts?"

"My… My cooch…"

"Don't tell me I went too rough on you…"

"It seems you did…"

"But your regenerative abilities…"

"Kuji seems to be out cold… Ouch… I can even move sharply without it stinging…"

"Crap… This will look ugly when the girls will get wind of it…"

"If they do, just tell them the truth… I'm not ashamed of it…"

"Really?"

"Really. That was the best thing that happened to me in my entire life."

"Want some more?" Toshiro said with an alluring voice.

"Oh no… Not today… Although… I could do to you what I did to that sausage…"

"No way!"

"Way, way… But not now, Toshiro… It's' too early in the morning… Somebody could barge in suddenly…"

"Kay then, I will go for breakfast, and of course get something for you. If the gig gets up, should I get the girls to care for you?"

"Heehee… If you'd get somebody besides Lynne to care about me, I would be happy."

"I imagine Shirley will want to come, out of obvious reasons."

"Heehee… Okay, go now."

"Be right back!"

Toshiro quickly dressed himself, and took the damaged uniform with himself, because he forgot to give it to Lynne yesterday. He went on to the dining room, only to see the lack of the table and chairs. Lynne was already there, wondering what to do.

"Oh, Toshiro! Could you move all the stuff from the common room? Everyone is still absent…"

"Sure, Lynne."

"Oh, and give me that uniform, I'll mend it before you'll finish!"

"Thanks."

She took the uniform from him and asked, "Where's Yoshika by the way? She wasn't in bed when I woke up…"

"She slept with me last night…" Toshiro told half the truth.

"Oh… Well, I won't ask any more questions…"

Toshiro went off to the common room, and just as he entered, he saw Trude carrying a stack of chairs towards the entrance.

"Oh, the birthday boy has awoken… Could you help me with all this stuff?"

"That's why I'm here. Surprisingly, the room doesn't look nearly half as bad as Erica's part of your shared room…"

"We skimped on the booze… And you weren't drinking much, why?"

"There was an ulterior motive to that… But I won't tell you for now."

"Whatever…" She said and passed Toshiro.

Toshiro stacked the rest of the chairs and followed her into the dining room. The laid out the chairs where they should be, and returned for the table. After some perturbations, they managed to bring it on its place in one piece, just in time as Mio, Minna and Shirley came in.

"Hey, Toshiro, where's Miyafuji? She is usually cooking with Lynne…" Mio asked.

"Uh well…" Toshiro started looking at the ceiling. "She's in my bed…"

"Again? What does she think this is… I'll get her to come here this instant!"

"She can't…"

"What do you mean she can't?"

"She's… sore…" Toshiro started sweating.

"She's… sore?" Mio gave him a suspicious look, along with the rest, except for Lynne, who was preparing breakfast undisturbed. "Sore from what?"

"Sore from… Uhhh…"

"Man up, tell it already!" Mio shouted.

"Fine! I fucked her so hard she can't walk!"

Dead silence befell the gathered. One could hear the fart of a mosquito from a hundred meters.

"You did what?!" Minna shouted.

"You heard me. We did it. Twice."

Minna was stumped after hearing Toshiro's answer. Suddenly, he felt a slap on his back.

"My man!" Shirley cheered. "So, how was it?"

"Ask Yoshika herself… Although judging by what I said, you should have a fairly big picture of what happened…"

"Oh I will, that you should be sure of! At least now I know why she asked me how I did it with you!"

"Um… Toshiro…" Lynne said shyly from behind Toshiro.

"Huh?" Toshiro turned around. "What is it?"

"Did you… and Yoshika… really…" Lynne's face looked like a bar of steel that just left an open-hearth furnace.

"Yes, Lynne. Does that bother you?"

"No, not in the slightest… You two are honest lovers after all… What bothers me is Yoshika's condition right now…"

"You can visit her whenever you want. She is somewhat expecting you."

"Can I go now?"

"Did you finish making breakfast for everyone?"

"N-no…"

"Then finish at least for Yoshika and take it to her. Shirley, you want to visit Yoshika too, right?"

"Like hell I want!"

"Then help Lynne, I'll finish up after you."

The two ran off to the kitchen immediately, and after no more than forty seconds they ran off outside.

"That was fast…" Toshiro muttered.

"So… Toshiro…" Minna moved closer to him. "I hope we won't see little Toshiro's in nine months, right?"

"Highly improbable, although I shot two loads…"

"Then you are basing this on the assumption that Yoshika wasn't ovulating?"

"She knows her body all too well, thanks to her familiar. Yuki also confirmed it."

"I hope so… Even you wouldn't squirm out of this with only a blue eye…"

"Why should I get in trouble? Of course, I broke military regulations by having intercourse with Yoshika, but at the same time, I will take responsibility for what happened. And it's not like the people don't know I have a girlfriend, right?"

"True… Whatever, let's drop this topic… Will you be making that breakfast, or should I file a complaint to Command for you to do so?"

"Hah! As if that would move me… Well, it probably would, but I was about to do it anyway."

Toshiro went to the kitchen and finished the sandwiches that Lynne was preparing as the rest of the girls entered slowly. He approached the table with a platter full of sandwiches, which he placed on said table.

"Have at it, girls." He said and sat on his usual spot.

"Bro, where's Shirley, Lynne and Miyafuji?"

"I was afraid you'd ask that…" Toshiro sighed.

"Huh? Why? Did something happen?"

"She's resting in my room after a rather intense night…"

"Intense night… Resting… NO!"

"Yes…"

"My bro! You finally did it…" Erica said with a devilish smile. "So that was that secret birthday gift she was talking about…"

"Wait, wait! Toshiro boned Yoshika?!" Eila asked surprised.

Toshiro, Mio and the Karlslander Trio nodded.

"Holy shit…"

"I'm happy for her…" Sanya said silently. "She could finally take a man into her..."

"That Yoshika… Would you look at that… But that's so uncouth!" Perrine protested. "How can she throw away her virginity on such a whim…"

"Are you perhaps implying I'm not good enough for her?" Toshiro asked. "Maybe you want to find it out on your own, huh?"

"N-n-n-n-n-n-O! I'm satisfied with my chastity!"

"First Shirley, now Yoshika… I hope you're sated now…" Francesca mumbled.

For the second time today, silence filled the dining room.

"Aw crap…" Francesca said while covering her mouth in panic.

Those who didn't know about Toshiro's conquest in Britannia turned their eyes to him.

"We were drunk…" Toshiro muttered. "And Yoshika got to know about it while we were still in Britannia, so no need for those weird looks…"

"Praise the Lord for Miyafuji…" Minna sighed. "If not for her, Toshiro would be probably keeping tabs on whose cherry he popped…"

"See, Minna? And you still don't call her by her given name, although she probably saved you from the cruel fate of being my love conquest…"

"I told you once, and I will repeat it again – it would be highly inappropriate from a military point of view if I fraternized with Miyafuji like that."

"But you called and still call Lynne by her first name, and she was the same rank as Yoshika."

"You really won't back down on this?"

"Nope. I can pass on Mio, she has a hard-on for training her properly, but you should give in. Even Eila started calling Yoshika properly, although only two days ago she wanted to gouge out her eyes just for being in a ten meter radius near Sanya."

"What about Trude and Erica then?" Minna detoured skillfully.

"Oh right… Trude, Erica – your excuses please?"

"I'm simply too lazy to stop calling her Miyafuji…" Erica said. "But I'll start changing that slowly, since you are such a good bro to me, heehee…"

"And you, Trude?"

"Can I fall under the same category as Mio?"

"No."

"Then label me a stubborn blockhead, but I can't shift to call her Yoshika just like… oh, I just did…"

"Well, that was a first, keep up the good job!"

"You tricked me!"

"Was it so hard?"

"No…"

"Remember that you have a debt at Yoshika…"

"I know… If now for her, my ashes would be floating over the seven seas… And Chris wouldn't have her older sister to look up to… Okay, I'll try, but don't smack me on the head if I forget myself, okay?"

"Kay, your sacrifice is commendable, heheh… Now then… Excuse me, but I have to see how my girlfriend is going."

"Be sure to send her to me once she can walk…" Minna said.

"I hope you won't pick on her?"

"No, I'll just instruct her on some things, nothing for you to be worried about."

"If you want to teach her about those things, I think Ursula beat you to it by a landslide."

"No, not those things. Go already…"

Toshiro jogged to his room, and before he entered he hear a wild laugh from Shirley.

"And what's so funny, huh?" Toshiro said while entering the room.

"Oh, you know, girly stuff... What took you so long?"

"I was negotiating some stuff. Why is Lynne lying on my bed covered by a blanket?"

"Her brain melted after the perverseness she's been exposed to, heheheh…" Shirley laughed creepily.

"You two are the worst… Poor Lynne… Oh, Yoshika, how are you doing?"

"Kuji awoke from his slumber and I'm slowly regenerating. I'll probably be walking in the next hour."

"Cool. Sorry for roughing you up like that…"

"I wanted to be roughed up myself… It just backfired a bit, heehee…"

"Hah! Backfired!" Shirley laughed.

Toshiro saw that Lynne squirmed beside Yoshika. He sighed and said, "Shirley, give Lynne a piggyback ride back to the dining room, let her eat, and carry her back to her room…"

"Good idea, or she'll become a stuck up virgin for the rest of her life… Come on, Lynne, time to eat something."

"Okay…" She mumbled and stood up.

She climbed on Shirley's back and both of them went out of the room.

"Hmmm… We are alone again…"

"No."

"Prude…"

"Perv…"

"Noshika."

"Hentaishiro."

"Oh Yoshika… Just talking to you raises my spirit…"

"Good that it only raises that…"

"Heh… Who's the perv now, Ecchika?"

"Humpf… Lie down beside me you dink, I want something to hug…"

"Yes ma'am!"

Toshiro lied down beside her and she embraced him gently.

"I won't let you go no matter what…"

"Oh craaaap… I forgot…"

"What?"

"I have to sit at the radar till twelve…"

"Aaaaaaw… Okay then…"

Yoshika gave him a kiss on the cheek and said, "You can't neglect your duties, Toshiro. Fornicating with me is one thing, but that's a totally different thing."

"So considerate of you… Thanks, Yoshika."

"I'll visit you once I regain the ability to walk."

"Be sure to visit Minna on your way there."

"Oh no…"

"Nah, don't worry."

"If you say so, it must be true. Bye now."

"Bye."

Toshiro walked out of his room and went to the radar room. He started his boring shift, which turned into serious business about eleven.

The phone rang, and Toshiro answered it.

"Colonel Edelweiss, 501st Joint Fighter Wing."

"Ah, then I must have dialed the right number after all…" And old voice sounded from the receiver.

"Who am I speaking with?"

"Ah, pardon… Cesare Vincenzo Orsenigo. I'm the Apostolic Nuncio to Neue Karlsland."

"Oh my… What does such a high ranked official want with a heathen like me?"

"Now, now… You may be a Shinto practitioner, but I believe your people also believe in our God, right?"

"Well, yes… He's just another kami to us, uh… Your Excellence?"

"Yes, good. I am truly sorry that I am calling on such a short notice, but some things cannot wait… It is my pleasure, to, on behalf of His Holiness, Pope Pius XII, to invite you to a private audience in the Vatican tomorrow after Angelus Domini. We will send a private plane to pick you up."

"Wait, what, who, how…"

"His Holiness wants to personally thank the people that saved Rome that day. He was watching how your team of maidens destroyed the aggressor from his private balcony in the Papal Apartments."

"So I get to take Yoshika, Shirley and Francesca?"

"Yes, but only them. In secret, I will tell you that the Duchess will also be present."

"Maria? How nice… Um so… Is this an offer I can't refuse?"

"Very much, dear Colonnello… Declining such an offer would have negative consequences on your publicity…"

"Okay then… I will do my best tomorrow, Your Excellency."

"I'm happy. Until tomorrow then, Colonnello…"

"Tomorrow it is, Your Excellency…"

Toshiro hooked the receiver, and at the same time, Yoshika peeked into the room.

"What's tomorrow, Toshiro?" She asked with a smile.

"A truly mixed blessing befell us, Yoshika…"

"Oh? Tell me more."

"We are going to Rome tomorrow."

"Yay!"

"What's better, we will be TAKEN there."

"Yay!"

"The same team that did our first trip to Rome."

"Yay!"

"We will be on a private audience at the Pope."

"Ya…WHA?!"

"Yup… The Holy Father himself requested that the four that saved Rome attend to an audience in the Vatican."

"Oh my… But… Only Francesca is truly Christian…"

"Remember that the Kami-sama is also an option in Shintoism, Yoshika."

"Oh right… Such an honor..."

"Yes… The head figure of the Catholic religion, and the president of Vatican to boot… And we did such dirty things yesterday, heheh…"

Yoshika blushed immediately and said, "I hope you won't brag to the Pope?"

"Nothing missing in your head? By the way, how was your meeting with Minna?"

"Nice. We talked about stuff… And she even called me by my given name! Imagine that?"

"Everyone will from now on, with the notable exception of Mio. I guilt tripped them into it, heheh…"

"You shouldn't have…"

"You deserve respect, Yoshika. Speaking of which, you'd better go to Mio, before your training sessions stack up."

"Oh! Right! Good that you reminded me!"

Yoshika ran away, and Toshiro could finish his shift in peace. Shirley came in, and Toshiro asked, "What would you say if we'd travelled to Rome tomorrow?"

"I would say "Great!"."

"Good. Because that's what we will be doing."

"Oh? Why so sudden?"

"We are invited by the Pope for a private audience."

Shirley's mouth fell wide open and she couldn't produce a sound. Toshiro stood up, walked up to her, patted her on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, he probably won't bite. Bye now."

"B-Bye…"

Toshiro went to Minna to break the news to her.

"WHAT?! But that's…."

"Preposterous? Unreal? I think so too, but you don't look into the mouth of a given horse."

"Hmmm… Oh whatever… You probably have enough common sense not to fuck anything up, right?"

"Probably… Oh, and I'll have the first occasion to wear my new coat!"

"You will look like a billion Reichsmarken in your parade attire and that coat on."

"Heheh… Well, that's all I wanted to talk about…"

"Wait a second… You know that you have to do the paperwork related to this, right?"

"Ugh… Stickler…"

"You signed up for this yourself when you signed your military ID."

"I suppose so… Gimme the papers and let's get this over with…"

Toshiro had to fill out a small stack of papers so he could wander off to Rome with a clear conscience, and for the trip to be legal.

"Finished…" Toshiro said stamping the last piece of paper. "Thanks for the tips, Minna, I learned something useful today."

"It makes me happy to pass on my knowledge. We have a very weird relationship in that matter…"

"Normally the teacher is of higher rank, heh…"

"You know what… How about a ponytail for your visit at the Pope?"

"A ponytail you say? Never thought of that to be honest…"

"We could even make you twin braids…"

"Stop."

"A woman can only dream… Then a modest pony tail it is." She said while rummaging the drawer of her desk.

She pulled out a hairband and approached Toshiro. She stood behind him, and he could feel that she was messing with his hair.

"Done." She said. "You can go now, show your new look to the girls."

"Have a mirror handy?"

"Oh, right, wait a second."

Minna returned to her desk and pulled out a small mirror. She gave it to him, and Toshiro looked at himself in it.

Hmmm… I look like that monster hunter from another world that Amaterasu showed me… Only I don't have an ugly scar on my mug, heheh…

"So, how does it look?" Minna asked curiously.

"You know what? I didn't know a simple hairband could change my look so much… I'm keeping it."

"Hah, wunderbar! I had a feeling you would like it." Minna said with a bright smile.

"Heh..."

Toshiro exited the room and went downstairs and outside. He approached the eastern part of the base, and peeked over to the runway. As expected, Mio was torturing Yoshika, Perrine and Lynne.

Yeah… As usual… Maybe I should supervise that training…

Toshiro silently jumped down on the runway. He slowly walked towards Mio, but even if he intended to sneak up on her, his cover was blown immediately once Yoshika focused her eyes on him. Mio turned around and saw Toshiro walking towards her.

"Hey, Toshiro… Are you wearing a ponytail?!"

"Yeah! Wait a second, I'll walk up so we don't have to shout!"

"Okay! And what are you looking at you three? Nobody said anything about a break!"

The girls twitched and started running again. Toshiro approached Mio, and she gave him a cautious look.

"What provoked this change in your hairstyle? I like it, hahaha!"

"The fact that I'm visiting the Pope tomorrow?"

"Oh right… Miyafuji told me already…"

"It was Minna's idea anyway."

"I see… So, what brings you here?"

"I'm bored, so I came to watch my girlfriend do laps."

"She is progressing nicely; I have to admit it, better even than the other two. Just don't tell her that, or she'll go sloppy again."

"Of course, Mio. Are you cranking up the intensity as you said?"

"Yes. Every day an additional lap, an additional set of pushups etc."

"Good… Very good… The three needs workouts the most. Okay then, I'll look into the hangar. Have a nice day, Mio!"

"Good day to you too!"

Toshiro walked on to the hangar, passing by the jogging girls.

"Nice hairdo, Toshiro!" Yoshika shouted.

"Thanks!"

When he got into the hangar, he was immediately air assaulted by Francesca, who jumped on his shoulder.

"Hey, Toshiro!"

"Sup, Frannie?"

"Is it true we are visiting the Pope?"

"Yup."

"Nice! I always wanted to see that guy!"

"Cool. Now get off me."

"Don't wanna…" Francesca pouted.

"Spoiled brat…" Toshiro sighed and walked on to Shriley, who was toddling around before his Striker.

"Hey, Shirley, watcha doing?" Toshiro asked.

"Oh… Um…"

"You want to fly a round with the Wotan? But I already gave you an opportunity…"

"Awwww… But that was an epoch ago…"

"Two days ago is an epoch for you? Shit, then your childhood probably happened around the Jurassic period…"

"Very funny…" Shirley pouted.

"Okay, for fucks sake, fly it… But if you bust it, you are in for an ass-whooping of ages!"

"Thanks!" Shirley cheered and immediately jumped into Toshiro's Striker.

Hopeless… I hope she get bored soon and give it rest…

"You can jump off me, Francesca…"

"Oh okay…" She puffed her cheeks and jumped down on the ground.

Now what should I do…. Hmmm… I think I should check up on the builders, see how they are progressing…

Toshiro went up and across the bridge. He could already see the builders bustling around and chiseling in the rocky cliff. Toshiro went right after crossing the bridge, and after a hundred meters, he was in an abandoned building that would have a dressing room renovated there. He followed the clang of hammers being banged, against rock. He arrived in a small room, in which loads of dust was flying in the air, and the walls were slowly being fitted with light green tiles. Vincenzo was here, and he saw Toshiro.

"Ah, Colonnello! What brings you here? You'll get dirty!"

"Just checking up on you guys. How's it going?"

"Very good, Colonnello. A rough estimate is that we will hand it over to you on the 14th, which is eight days from now."

"Good to hear, Vincenzo. Keep up the good work, and maybe you'll get a bonus."

"It's music to my ear, Colonnello! What sum are we talking about?"

"Well… If you manage to do it by sundown on the 14th, I'll give you fifty pounds, and each of your men ten."

"A very good incentive, Colonnello! Now please, leave us, we have work to do."

"Hah! Nothing like the promise of money to oil the cogs!"

Toshiro slowly walked out of the building and went to the dining room, since it was almost time for dinner. He saw Lynne and Yoshika who were making something unexpected.

"Hey, Yoshika, is that what I think it is?"

Yoshika jumped up, but she turned around and said, "Yup, schnitzel!"

"When did you learn that?"

"Barkhorn told me the recipe, and I'm trying it out."

"Super! I wonder how you'll compare against Mami!"

"I can't be worse than your cousin, oh no! Lynne, bang that meat faster!"

"Yeees! Oh, Toshiro, your uniform is mended, it's on your chair!"

Lynne started tenderizing the meat with a wooden hammer. When she finished, Yoshika coated it in crumbs, dipped it in eggs, which were salted and peppered, and threw it on the frying pan, which was coated with a thin layer of lard.

The frying schnitzel started giving off a fine aroma, and Toshiro's mouth began watering. It probably propagated nicely, because Trude and Erica came in, sniffing around.

"Oh, Mi… Yoshika, you are trying out the schnitzel recipe?"

"Yes, Barkhorn!"

"Please, call me Trude…"

"Okay, Trude!"

Yoshika looked at Toshiro and smiled.

See?

"And you can stop calling me Hartmann, Yoshika. Toshiro gave us something to think about. We are all in the same team and we are all friends. Why would we call ourselves by our family names, like we were in school?"

"Dawwwww…" Yoshika said.

"Don't dawww me here, the schnitzel is burning!" Trude shouted.

"Ahhh! Waaah!" Yoshika panicked and flipped the schnitzel on the other side. "Ooooh… It burned… And it was the biggest one for Toshiro…" Yoshika said close to tears.

"Don't worry, Yoshika, I'll eat it nonetheless." Toshiro comforted Yoshika.

"But… But… How will I know if I'm better at cooking than your cousin?"

"Who said you weren't?" Toshiro said with a soft voice and embraced Yoshika.

"Dawww… Toshiro…"

"Now, now… Don't get all cuddly, I refuse to eat a lump of coal." Trude said.

"Heehee, okay, I'll watch out now. Could you peel the potatoes for me?"

"Of course dear."

He saw as Trude pointed her open mouth with her finger and made a regurgitating sound.

"You want to be hugged too, Trude?" Toshiro asked.

"No thanks!"

"Then help me with the potatoes!"

"Kay…"

They both peeled the potatoes, and Toshiro boiled them, just in time as Yoshika and Lynne finished the schnitzels. He mashed the potatoes, and let Yoshika prepare the rest for the hungry rabble waiting at the table. He took his portion and went to the table. Toshiro scraped off most of the burnt part, and took a bite.

"Yoshika!" He shouted unexpectedly loud.

"W-what?!"

"Despite it being burnt, it's still better than Mami's!"

"R-really?! Yay!"

"Stop cheering, Miyafuji! I'm hungry!" Mio roared.

"Y-yeees, Miss Sakamoto!"

Everyone gave a heartfelt laugh, and soon everyone would taste one of Yoshika's first attempts to cook a full-fledged Western dinner. Praise was unending, and even Mio gave notice to Yoshika's cooking genius.

"So, what will we be doing, Toshiro?" Yoshika asked after dinner.

"I don't know. There's literally nothing to do here to kill some free time… Besides sleeping and reading books."

"Reading books… Say, Toshiro… I would read a book you pick, but under one condition…"

"And that would be?"

"I get to use you as a pillow and somebody who helps me understand the book better."

"Sure, let's go for it."

They went to the castle's office. Toshiro picked out a book and gave it to Yoshika.

"Antoine de Saint-Exupéry… Wind, Sand and Stars… What's it about?"

"About a pilot. Come on, Yoshika."

They went to his room. Toshiro laid down on the bed, and Yoshika tucked into his arm. She started reading, and he drifted away.

Poking in the ribs woke him up. He opened his eyes, and saw Yoshika crying.

"Huhhhmm… What is it, Yoshika?"

"I finished…"

"That's why you're crying?"

"Yes… The book was beautiful…"

"Heheh…" Toshiro patted her on the head. "Good girl. You managed to read it in such a short time. What time is it?"

"Almost supper time. Come with me if you like."

"Of course!"

They went to the dining room, and Yoshika started preparing supper in the kitchen. Toshiro waited patiently, and after supper, he went to his room. Of course there was no talk about sleeping right away. Yoshika peered into his room and asked, "Hey, Toshiro…"

"What?"

"I'm feeling randy again…"

"Oh do you?"

Yoshika approached him, and lied down beside him.

"I think today I will do to you, what I did to that sausage… Sans the last part…"

"Oh really now."

"Really."

And she did it, with surprising proficiency.

That monster hunter Toshiro was talking about sure does like elixirs… ;)

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