"Wow! Look at this! I didn't know dad had all of this stuff up here!" Zack said.
"Neato!" shouted Dukebox.
"Come on guys," Brad said "This is my dad's place he doesn't want you up here! You heard what my mom said to Rosalita about not wanting anyone up here! Let's all go downstairs right now...
"Brad... I cannot believe you have something this cool in your house..." Anonymous said.
"You guys! My mom said... Guys stop! Put down the outfit, okay?"
"Brad this is great! We only ha ve old hannukah decorations in our attic!" Dukebox said.
"I don't care what you have in your attic... Let's get out of here!"
Anonymous was over in the corner. It looked like he came up with a plan.
"Come on... it's dusty in here, my fever is acting up again, and your always breaking things!" Brad said.
When everyone was walking by, a real tounge stuck out of a drawing of an angel's face.
"Come on over here and make feel like a woman! Give me a nice wet lickery kiss!"
Brad looked over and saw it. He was tired of people messing around in his attic, so he pulled the painting forward.
"Anonymous get out from behind there, your ruining the painting!" Brad yelled.
"You're ruining my joke!" Anonymous shouted back.
Zack was flipping through some ancient life book while the fighting was going on.
"What is all this neat stuff?" Dukebox asked.
"Stuff about the history of Toontown. These are the rejects.
"Kind of like us Brad, the Lunatics," Dukebox said as he smiled.
"I'm not a reject!" Anonymous said.
"Take that stuff off you're going to get me in trouble," Brad said.
Dukebox took off his Pirate Outfit and walked over to a glass bulb.
"Laser Beams!"
"Zack! When you drop something pick it back... wait... what's this?" Brad said. "Dukebox!"
"I didn't touch it!" he said.
"I know you didn't touch it, get over here!" Dukebox came over. "Hold this!"
Brad waited for dukebox to drop it.
"Why me Brad? You know theres this real big ball, and it has this thing..."
He dropped it.
"Hey! Brad found a map!" Dukebox said. "It says 1632, is that a year or something?"
"Yes, Dukebox. It's a year," Brad said. "Hey, wait a minute! This is a map of Toontown's coastline!"
"What's all that spanish junk right there?" Zack asked.
"Anonymous, you said you could translate, translate! Right there."
"Ye, intruders beware. Crushing death and grief, soaked with blood, of the trespassing thief.
Zack shook his head.
"Guys, this map is old news, everyone went looking for that when our parents were our age... I mean... haven't you heard of that pirate guy? Four-eyed Flippy?" Zack asked.
"Four-eyed Flippy... yeah! He was the most famous pirate of his time! My dad told me all about him once!
Zack laughed. "Dad will do anything to put you to sleep."
"No... you see... Four-eyed Flippy stole this cog's treasure once. Full of rubies... emeralds..."
"Diamonds?" Dukebox asked.
"Diamonds... and then, they loaded it all up onto his ship and then sailed away into the sunset, until the chairman, you see... he found out about it and he sent all of these cogs to go out after him... and it took a couple of weeks but they finally caught up to Flippy. Then there was a whole big war, against the cogs and Flippy's ship the inferno, and during the fight there were guns bursting here and cannons bursting there, and then Flippy fled, because he didn't want to stay around because he knew he'd get killed, and then he got into this cave. The cogs came and blew up the walls all around him, and he's been there ever since!
"Forever?" Yes asked.
"Forever!" Brad replied.
"And ever?" Dukebox asked.
"Trapped." Brad said.
"Wow!" Dukebox said.
Zack laughed again. "You sound as crazy as dad did."
"My dad tells me the truth. He says Four-eyed Flippy and his buds were down there for 5, 6 years and they were digging all these tunnels, and caves, setting booby traps..."
"Booby traps?" Yes asked.
"That's what I said, setting booby traps, so that anybody who tried to get in there would die. He also killed all his men."
"Why?" Yes asked.
"Why did he kill them?" Dukebox asked.
"Well because he didn't want them to get to his treasure." Brad said.
"Yeah wait a minute Brad, if he killed all his men, how did the map or the story get out?"
"You see, I asked my dad the same question, and he said one of the guys must of gotten out, with the map, and..."
"Yeah Brad, I believe you!" Dukebox said sarcastically.
"Well you know what, I don't believe you at all!" Anonymous said.
Everyone got up and started looking around at more stuff, and suddenly Dukebox walked by this picture frame and knocked it down.
"What did you break this time Dukebox!" Zack yelled.
"Hey guys look at this! Have you ever heard of this guy? Crunchy Alfredo? Crunch Alfredo - Missing law in pursuit of local legend, Reclusive scavenger claims... I have... the key... to Four-eyed... Flippy? Dukebox read aloud.
"Wow! You guys realize what we could do?" Brad asked.
"Nobody ever found nothing you guys..." Zack said. "I mean, why would the map be up here in this attic when it could be in some safety deposit box or something?
"That's right... and if Crunchy Alfredo didn't find it, how would we find it?" Anonymous asked.
"But what if... just what if this map can lead to Four-eyed Flippy's rich stuff! Then we wouldn't have to leave the Loon Docks!"
"I don't want to go on anymore of your crazy loony adventures." Dukebox said.
Just then the doorbell rang. They all ran downstairs to open the door to find a fat green pig and a medium-sized bunny.
"Can I help you?" asked Zack.
"Hello, I'm Mr. Perkins, Evan's father.
"We know who Evan is, he's such a cheap guy!"
"My dad's not home, Mr. Perkins." Zack said.
"Well is your mommy here?" he asked.
"No sir, actually she's at the market buying pampers for all us kids!" Zack said sarcastically.
He scoffed. "Well you can give these papers to you father to read through and sign. We'll be by to pick them up in the morning."
Zack sadly walked down the steps to recieve the papers.
"Thank you..." Zack said.
"No... thank you!" Mr. Perkins said. He walked away, shaking his furry behind.
Zack walked back up on the porch.
"Zack, what is all that stuff?" Brad asked.
"It's dad's business." Zack replied.
"But what is it?" Brad asked again.
"I told you it was dad's business! Look at him smiling." Zack said.
"They can't wait until tomorrow when they foreclose on all the Whatever-You-Call-It!" Yes shouted.
"Trash the loon docks." Anonymous said.
"When they wreck our house I hope they make it into a sand trap." Zack said.
"And never get their balls out!" Brad said.
"You know... I think they made me lose my appetite." Dukebox said."
The Lunatics went back inside. Brad didn't. What a rainy day it was. Nobody was outside. Zack came back outside after a few minutes.
"Brad, come on before you catch a real cold."
He dragged Brad inside.
In the kitchen, the Lunatics were just sitting trying to think of what they could do.
"Oh god am I depressed." Dukebox said as he sprayed whipped cream in his mouth.
"If I found Four-eyed Flippy's rich stuff, I would pay all my dads bills, then maybe he could get some sleep at night, instead of sitting up, trying to find a way for all of us to stay here." Brad said with a sigh.
"Forget about any adventures limploans, if I let you out, Mom would ground my ass and I got a date with Blizzard on Friday alright?" Zack said.
"Your dreaming dude... there's no way, because that means your mom's gotta drive... and then you got to make it with her and your mom!" Anonymous said as he laughed.
"Shut up Anonymous." Zack said.
"Yeah, shut up Anonymous." Brad said.
"Shut up Anonymous!" Yes said.
"Shut up Yes!" Anonymous said.
Since Anonymous was sitting in the sink, Zack sneaked over and turned on the water, so Anonymous went for a little SPLASH!
"Guys, what are we going to do about that country club? It's killing our parents. If we don't do something now, there is going to be a golf course right where we are standing."