"Like your brain, right lame-o?" Zack said. "Say goodbye to your little pals."
"Hey look guys!" Dukebox said.
Stella and Freckleslam were carrying a black bag to the truck Jeepermash was driving.
"Ma, why'd you have to shoot him?" Freckleslam asked.
"He's a fed!" Stella replied.
"We could've taken him to the side of a road and shot him in the brain." Jeepermash said.
"Just put it in the car!" Stella yelled.
"Bring him over here, Jeepermash." Freckleslam said.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Jeepermash screamed.
The Lunatics were still sitting by the rocks.
"You know, I'm wondering, what is in the bag." Yes said.
"Restaurant trash! Yeah." Brad said.
"You sure? That big? That much?" Yes asked.
"Look, there were bullet holes in the car. This big!" Dukebox said as he showed them how big it was with his hands.
Everyone looked confused for a moment, trying to think of what to do.
"Brad, come on, our parents are worried. It's dinnertime. Let's go home!
"Home? What home? In a couple more hours it ain't gonna be home anymore. Come on, guys, this is our time. Our last chance to see if there really is any rich stuff. We've got to.
Stella, Freckleslam, and Jeepermash pulled away in their truck, heading to Daisy Gardens to dispose of the black bag.
"Oh shit!" they all yelled.
Blizzard and Fluffy scared them from behind.
"You guys scared me! Almost gave me a heart attack! Dukebox screamed.
"You look better from behind, Anonymous." Fluffy laughed.
"You want to see something really scary? Look at that!" He told her as he held up a mirror in her face.
"How did you get here?" Zack asked.
"We followed you guys. We were out driving with Evan." Blizzard said.
Brad used his inhaler because he was still scared from what just happened.
Blizzard looked at Zack. "Sorry about your face."
"It's okay, I was born with it." Zack said. "I'm kidding."
"Anyway, he was being a jerk. You know, tilting the mirror so he could look up my skirt... So I elbowed his lip." Blizzard laughed.
"You elbowed his lip?" Zack asked.
Anonymous tried to open the door of the restaurant.
"It's locked" Anonymous said.
"Thank god!" Dukebox said excitedly.
"Wait a minute Dukebox... You know, I got some naked pictures of your mom, taking a bath. Want to buy them?" Anonymous asked.
"What!" he yelled.
"Real Cheap" Anonymous replied.
"Rah!" Dukebox yelled as he charged to them, but they moved out of the way and he broke down the door instead.
"Thanks Dukebox!" they all said as they walked inside.
Outside, Zack, Blizzard, and Fluffy were still talking.
"Wait here, I'll get my brother." Zack said.
"You guys are going to get in trouble." Blizzard replied.
"Just don't leave, all right?" Zack told them.
"There's no way I'm staying here..." Fluffy said as Blizzard and her walked away.
Inside, Brad, Anonymous, Yes, and Dukebox were arguing.
"Shut up! We got to get to the lowest point of the floor!" Brad said.
"Lowest point, nothing! Let's go! Now!" Zack said.
Blizzard and Fluffy were leaving, when suddenly one of them stepped on a rake. An ugly scarecrow popped up on the end of it.
"OH MY GOD!" shrieked Fluffy. Then they ran back inside.
Inside, they were still fighting.
"Come on now!" Zack yelled.
"No Zack!" Brad talked back.
"Brad!" Zack yelled.
Just then, Blizzard and Fluffy burst through the door. Blizzard ran to Zack. The lights exploded above them because they were yelling.
"Oh my god..." Blizzard said.
"It was disgusting, you should have seen it." Fluffy said.
"It jumped out from the bushes. It almost killed us I swear to god." Blizzard said.
"Come on, Zack, Please! What if we find something? A few more minutes won't hurt!" Brad asked.
"Come on Brad, we're going right now!" Zack told him.
Blizzard looked at Zack with dreamy eyes.
"Zack... come on... give them a few minutes... as long as you stay here with me..." Blizzard said.
"Zack, listen to her! She knows what she's talking about! She's a dame!"
They all went downstairs. "Roar!" said Chandler up ahead.
"Dukebox I hope that was your stomach." Fluffy said.
"No, that's Chandler." said Brad.
"Sounds like Kong." Dukebox said.
"Come on, want to see him?" Brad asked.
They all shook their head no.
"Don't worry! It's chained to the wall." Brad said.
They slowly crept forward to the room that Chandler was in.
"Roar!"
They finally reached the door.
"Brad... I don't want to see..." Anonymous said.
"Why not? He is chained to the wall! Come on, you wanted to go!" Brad said.
"Yeah, I wanted to go..." Anonymous said.
"Then let's go!" Brad said.
"I don't want to see it..." Blizzard told Zack.
They were about to kiss... until... they heard the "Roar!"
"Ahh!" They all screamed as they fell back.
They were about to kiss again, until the others started making fun of them.
"Shame, shame!" Dukebox cracked up.
"I know your name!" Yes laughed.
"Come on, Zack, slip her the tongue!" Anonymous said.
"Oh... that's disgusting... No, I can't even look!" Fluffy said.
"Get me up, guys!" Dukebox yelled.
"Can't you smell it, guys? Four-eyed Flippy really is down here! Alright, so we're walking right above..."
Dukebox walked over to a cooler and started drinking the water.
"The stairs go up, and right about here must've been when we said we gotta get to the lowest spot.
Brad picked up an ax that was next to him and accidently hit Anonymous.
"Ow! What the hell are you doing? Brad you're going to lose your fist!" Anonymous yelled.
Brad slammed the ax down to see if it would break the floor.
"What are you doing? Give me that!" Zack said. "There's nothing buried down there. This is the 20th century!
"The map says there's something buried down there and there's gotta be!" Brad yelled.
"Look-it! I got an idea. Why don't we just put chocolate all over the floor, and let Dukebox eat his way through?" Anonymous asked.
"Okay, Anonymous... that's all I can stand... and I can't stand no more!
Just then, Dukebox accidently bumped into the cooler he was drinking out of, and it began to tumble.
"I got it! I got it! I got it!" Dukebox said. Right then, it fell. "I don't got it."
"You klutz..." the others said.
"Hope it's not a deposit bottle." Dukebox laughed.
"This is ridiculous... I feel like I'm babysitting except I'm not getting paid." Fluffy said.
The water that leaked from the cooler began to make noise.
"Listen to that..." Brad said.
"What?" Anonymous said.
"So what?" Zack asked.
"It sounds like my grandfather taking a leak, Brad, Thrilsville.
"No, it's deep! Like there's a hole, or a passageway! Real deep!" Brad said.
"Get out of the way." Zack said as he pushed Brad aside.
"Zack is being so sweet to me." Blizzard said as she smiled.
"Oh, come on, come on! Where are you? You are in the clouds, and we are in a basement!" Fluffy yelled.
Zack moved the fireplace aside.
"I told you! Haha! Told you! I told you!" Brad teased.
"I can feel the air, there's something down there." Zack said as he took off the vent.
"It might be a treasure or something!" Anonymous said.
Over in the corner, Yes was working on some machine.
"Hey, this is working, guys!" Yes said.
Zack kicked down a piece of wood that was under the vent.
"I told you there was a passageway!"
"It's the start of a tunnel, look!" Anonymous said
Ranger Yes started the machine he was working on. It started working.
"10,000... 25,000... 50,000 jellybeans!" Yes said.
"Did he say 50,000 jellybeans?" Fluffy asked Blizzard.
"50,000 jellybeans! Guys! We have thousands of jellybeans! We have the money to save the Loon Docks!"
Everyone came and surrounded him asking to see the money.
"Quiet!" Zack yelled. "They're fake. They're bogus. They're phony jellybeans."
"No it's not!" Yes yelled.
"I knew this people were from the ozone!" Brad said.
"You get 25 years for counterfeiting!" Blizzard explained.
"WHOA!" Dukebox said.
"I recognize these people!" Fluffy said.
"Look, it's the Anti Clan!" Zack said.
"That's the guy from upstairs! Freckleslam!" Yes said.
"The guy who tried to sing..." Brad said.
Dukebox shook his head. "See, you guys, you never listen to me! I said there would be trouble, but you didn't listen to me! You guys are crazy! You know you guys are self-destructive! There's a funny farm with your names written all over it! But I'm getting out of here! But... I smell ice cream."
He ran to the freezer, turned on the light, and opened it.
"They got Swenson's! They got Pralines and Cream. And they got Mississippi Mud! And they got Chocolate Eruption! And they got... Apple! They got grape... and Super-Duper Chocolate Eruption... and... what?" Dukebox asked.
He turned around. It was a dead man. He was shot in the forehead.
"Ahh!" Dukebox screamed as he ran back to the others.
The dead man fell toward them all. He must of been heavy because even with everyone's help, they couldn't lift him up that well.
"It's a stiff!" Dukebox yelled.
Upstairs, they heard something.
"The door!" Yes yelled.
All of them got quiet for a minute, as they heard footsteps walking above them.
"Somebody's been here, the door's open." Stella said.
"Oh, shut it. I'm going to leave the lights on." Jeepermash told her.
"Calm down..." Freckleslam said.
"Pizza?" Dukebox quietly said.
"Shh!" the others told him.
"Pepperoni?" Dukebox asked.
"Shh!" the others told him again.
Upstairs, Jeepermash got hit in the head by a bag of frozen chicken. His brother Freckleslam threw it.
"Ma, he's eating my pepperoni again." Freckleslam said.
Jeepermash pointed his gun at Freckleslam. "You want your pepperoni? Huh?" Jeepermash said as he threw him a piece.
"Put that gun away!" Stella yelled.
Freckleslam pulled out his gun. "Come on, come on, let's kill each other over the pepperoni!" Freckleslam yelled.
"I said put that gun away NOW!" Stella screamed.
"You always take his side, Ma. You always liked him better then me." Freckleslam said.
"That's right!" Stella said as she slapped him.
The Lunatics downstairs picked up the stiff and put him back in the freezer. Only problem. Dukebox got stuck in there with him.
"Okay, close the door." Yes said.
"We can go back..." Dukebox said as he got cut off by the freezer closing in on him.
"Brad! Brad come on!" Zack whispered.
"The fireplace Zack, It's the only way out. You guys will never get out that way." Brad said.
"What?" Zack asked.
Brad crossed his arms. "It all starts here."
Zack and the others walked toward the vent.
"Guys! I'm stuck with the stiff!" Dukebox yelled from inside the freezer.
The stiff fell against him, and Dukebox pushed him back up against the wall.
"Stay... Stay!" Dukebox said.
"Guys! Come here! He's in here! Oh shit..." Dukebox said as the stiff fell against him again.
Zack was now helping people get down in the tunnel.
"Come on, let's go." Brad said.
"Faster, guys!" Yes told them.
The Anti Clan was now coming down the stairs.
"Half the pepperoni was mine..." Freckleslam mumbled.
"Okay, Freckleslam! I get it! Sorry!" Jeepermash yelled.
Inside the freezer, the stiff was crushing Dukebox.
"Help! Help! Help! Guys!" Dukebox cried.
Stella was now all the way downstairs.
"Come on, you idiots!" Stella screamed.
"Okay, Ma." Freckleslam and Jeepermash both said.
Everyone was mumbling near the vent.
"Shut up, or they will hear you!" Brad said.
The Anti Clan was now walking down the hallway.
"Hurry up!" Stella yelled.
Dukebox was now punching the stiff to keep it from falling on him.
"I'm not kidding! Look in the window!" Dukebox yelled.
Almost everyone was down in the tunnel by now.
"I'll show you that piece that..." Freckleslam was interrupted because he bumped his head on the door frame.
"He says that all the time. Watch your head, Ma." Jeepermash said.
Brad was now climbing down the fireplace tunnel.
"I can't find Dukebox." Brad said.
"Where's Dukebox!" Yes asked.
"Dukebox's up there..." Brad answered.
Zack stuck his head up out of the vent to spy on the Anti Clan. He also dragged the fireplace over his head to hide his face.
"Shut up!" Stella screamed. Someone's been here, the cooler's broken. Go check your brother!" Stella told him.
"It could've been a tremor, Ma." Freckleslam said.
"I'll show you a tremor!" Stella screamed as she slapped Freckleslam really hard.
"I'm going to go check my brother..." Freckleslam said as he silently cried.
"He better not have broken his chains again, I'm not getting anymore from the Toontown Zoo for another set!" Stella screeched.
Dukebox finally found his way out of the freezer.
"Achoo!" he sneezed as he opened the door.
Dukebox heard whispers from the vent.
"Dukebox, come here!" Zack whispered.
"What are you doing down there?" Dukebox whispered.
"Go get the police!" Zack whispered.
"Dukebox, we're in some serious shit here. You've gotta get the police!" said Brad.
"Don't worry, I can do this!" Dukebox said.
"Okay, now go get out of here!" Zack said.
Dukebox looked around for an exit. He accidently knocked into some garbage and he looked up.
"A window!" Zack told him.
Dukebox started to climb the filthy pile of trash to reach the window. Zack and Brad silently climbed back down the vent.
"Where's Dukebox?" Anonymous asked.
"He went to get the police." Zack said.
"The Anti Clan is there, come on guys. He's going to get the police. Okay, now move!" Brad said.
Dukebox climbed out the window and spied on the Anti Clan for a few seconds.
"See, Ma? There was nothing to worry about!" Jeepermash said.
"Aaargh!" Stella screamed. "I knew he couldn't break them chains!"
"I thought he would..." Freckleslam said.
"Come on, get the body!" Stella screeched.