"We've been walking forever. How much further do you plan on going?" Blizzard asked.
"Ugh... Anonymous, you stepped on my foot." Fluffy said. "Now I dropped my glasses, I can't see a thing. Oh my god."
"I found your glasses. Sorry." Brad told her.
"You broke my glasses? You broke my glasses!" Fluffy said.
"Listen guys, I'm the oldest so I'll be in charge. First we'll..." Zack began to say.
"Yes, do you have a light?" Brad asked.
"I said I was in charge." Zack said as he pushed Brad out of the way.
"Yes, do you have a light?" Zack asked him.
"Sure guys! Back up, back up!" Yes said as he pulled open his coat. "Bully Blinders!"
"Alright, but wait... no... Ow!" Zack said as he got shined in the eye by the strong lights.
"Isn't that neat? One day I was walking home with it, and a couple of big guys stopped me."
The others were mumbling because they couldn't see anything.
"Yes, turn them off!" Brad said.
Just then, the lights turned off by theirselves.
"Dammit... Only problem guys. The batteries don't last so long guys." Yes said.
"Guys... there's a light up ahead. Maybe we can get out that way! Let's go!" Brad announced.
Outside, Dukebox was running across the forest.
"I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark! But I hate nature... I hate nature!" Dukebox mumbled to himself.
He came to find a road with a good amount of cars riding by. Dukebox ran in the middle of the road.
"Wait a sec! Hold it! Stop! I'm just a kid!"
The car in front of him stopped.
"What seems to be the problem?" the guy in the car asked.
"Mister, I need a ride. My friends and I just had an encounter with these disgusting people. You might've heard of them, the Anti Clan. We found their hideout. Could you please, please, take me to the sheriff station? I can describe all three of them!" Dukebox said.
The guy in the car turned his light on. Dukebox eyes opened wide.
"Or... ah... um..." Dukebox mumbled.
"Be bumda your kive ya nida mar edo! A kwas do... A lita for fristo la vito la ma ma." the guy sang.
Dukebox began to back up. Jeepermash ran out from behind and grabbed Dukebox. He dragged him inside the car.
"Will you..." Jeepermash yelled as he stuffed Dukebox into the trunk."
"What the hell are you doing? He's only a kid. Can't you handle him even?" Freckleslam asked.
"Ahh!" Dukebox said as he rolled over to find the dead man.
In the tunnel, the kids were trying to make a lamp so they can see better.
"Does it work guys?" Anonymous asked as they finally finished it.
"Yeah!" Yes screamed.
"I can't see anything... Anonymous, your father's a plumber... what are all these pipes about?" Fluffy asked.
"These look like water pipes guys... gas pipes... drainage... Maybe! Wait a minute guys! Shut up for a minute! Okay... these pipes must lead to a building or something... So maybe if we bang on them hard enough... if we make enough noise!"
"Ahh!" They all screamed.
They started banging and water squirted out of the pipes. Even some, smoke steamed out.
"Rah!" Yes screamed.
Above them, a man was going to get a drink at the Toontown Country Club. Yes kept moving a pipe, which made the fountain move.
"Ahh!" the man screamed from above.
They kept banging. Some were hanging upside down and climbing on them!
"Hey, chuck." A man said as he walked into the Country Club shower room.
He walked over to turn on the water switch, but it sunk into the wall. I guess the pipes were being messed with again!
"What?" One guy asked. They all became confused.
In the Country Club bathroom, Evan walked into a stall and sat down on the toilet. He read a magazine. A noise shuddered.
"What the hell is that?" Fluffy asked. Evan heard it too.
"Reverse pressure!" Anonymous yelled.
After a moment, the water from the toilet shot upward and Evan flew up and hit his head on the ceiling.
"Daddy!" he yelled.
Downstairs, water and smoke was pouring everywhere.
"Lets..." Brad started.
"Get out of..." Blizzard said.
"Here!" Yes screamed.
"Like... now!" Fluffy yelled.
"Go! Go! Go!" Zack said.
A water pipe was still shooting out water, so one of them lowered it to shoot at the wall. Another tunnel appeared.
"Everyone come on!" Brad shouted.
Dukebox was sitting in the Anti Clan's kitchen. Stella was putting oranges in a blender.
"Tell us where your little friends are, or your hand goes in!" Stella screeched at him.
"In the fireplace!" Dukebox cried in his little mouse voice.
"Don't lie to me!" Stella screamed.
"Honestly... we went over to Brad's dad's place... and found a map that said under this place there's buried treasure!" Dukebox said.
"Don't give us none of your bullshit stories, huh?" Freckleslam said as he put his hands around Dukebox's neck.
"Spill your guts kid. Tell us everything." Jeepermash said.
"Everything?" Dukebox silently asked.
"Everything!" Jeepermash said.
"Everything? Okay... I'll talk. In 3rd grade, I cheated on my history exam. In 4th grade, I stole my uncle's toupee, and glued it on my face, when I played Moses in my Hebrew school play. In 5th grade, I knocked my sister down the stairs, and I blamed it on the dog!"
It was still kind of dark in the tunnel they were walking in.
"Wait, I can't see a thing. What am I stepping on?" Fluffy asked. "Oh, brother..."
"Look, you guys! A lantern! Someone must have been here before us!"
"Maybe they're still here!" Yes told them.
"Oh god... I hope not." Fluffy said.
"Look at these cigarettes!" Anonymous said.
"Ten minutes ago, Evan was looking up my skirt! Who cares? There's nothing wrong with that! If I'd been smart, he'd still be looking up my skirt." Blizzard said.
"Guys... listen to her." Zack said.
"What's the matter with her?" Yes asked.
"Blizzard... It's okay..." Zack suggested.
"Is she all right?" Yes asked.
"Don't I have a beautiful body? Don't I have a beautiful body?" Blizzard asked.
"You've got a great body." Zack said.
"How many years do I have before I get all fat? Before my hair falls out? Before I look like him!" Blizzard said as she pointed down.
It was a toon's skeleton. He still had a beard and clothes, but there were bugs all over his face.
"Ahh!" Blizzard screamed.
"Gross!" Fluffy shouted.
Dukebox was still explaining his whole life.
"My mom sent me to a summer camp for fat kids! Then, once during lunch, I got nuts and I pigged out, and they kicked me out!"
The Lunatics were still identifying the skeleton.
"Look at him!" Anonymous said.
"Don't touch it, guys..." Yes said.
"This is one of your tricks, right, Four-eyed Flippy?" Brad said as he used his inhaler. "You wouldn't be going through all this trouble if you weren't really hiding something would you...?" Brad said to himself.
Blizzard was crying and Fluffy was comforting her.
"There's nothing to worry about!" Fluffy said.
"You don't understand!" Blizzard cried.
"Dont... be... afraid!" Fluffy told her.
Zack accidently touched the toon's skull.
"He's dead for sure..." Yes said. "I think he's Crunchy Alfredo.
"Crunchy who?" Brad asked.
"Don't you guys remember? From the attic! The news article! It said the last guy who went looking for the rich stuff, it says he went in, but he never came back out! But, that was back in 1935! Oh god... if he didn't make it out, and he was the expert, what about us guys, how are we going to get out of here?" Yes asked.
Blizzard was still crying.
"Don't worry about it! Calm down..." Fluffy said.
"You sure?" Blizzard asked.
"I'm positive..." Fluffy said.
"How are we going to get out?" Blizzard asked.
Brad wasn't positive that it was Crunchy Alfredo.
"We can't be sure it's him." Brad said.
"I know it's him!" Yes said.
"I bet it has his I.D in his wallet, Anonymous get his wallet." Zack said.
"You get it Brad!" Anonymous said.
Brad opened his wallet. His eyes opened wide.
"It is Crunchy Alfredo..." Brad said.
Brad showed them the wallet.
"Oh... god!" Zack said.
"See? I told you!" Yes yelled.
"We're going to get killed too!" Anonymous said.
"Hey... look at this! Candles!" Brad said.
He handed them to Yes.
"They're going to kill us. We're dead..." Anonymous said to himself.
"Yes, where are you going?" Brad asked him.
"I'm setting booty traps!" Yes said.
"Booby traps?" Brad asked.
"That's what I said. I'll set booby traps in case anybody's following us... like the Anti Clan. So we can hear them coming!" Yes said.
"Okay... hurry up." Zack said.
"Good idea..." Brad said.
Yes tried to get past Blizzard and Fluffy in the small tunnel they were all in.
"Yes, where are you going?" Blizzard asked him.
"I'm setting booty traps." Yes said.
"You mean booby traps..." Fluffy said.
"That's what I said! Booby traps! Quiet, Shh! God... these guys..." Yes mumbled as he walked away.
Brad was digging through the bag of candles to find some other goods they might need on their journey.
"Guys! Look at this. It looks like a skeleton of Four-eyed Flippy or something!" Anonymous said.
It wasn't really a skeleton, it was just a little stone that was shaped like a skeleton's face.
"Give me that." Brad said as he took it. The stone was around the skeleton's neck, so the head of it fell off.
Everyone got all scared and backed up.
"Oh, god! There's no way out of here!" Anonymous said.
Zack picked up Alfredo's head and put it back on the skeleton body.
"Zack... no... you shouldn't have done that!" Anonymous said.
Zack wiped his hand on Anonymous's Jacket.
"Hey guys... now that we've got..."
Brad looked down. He saw a string sticking out of the ground. He pulled it.
"Look at this! See what I found?" Brad said as he pulled it.
The string lifted out of the ground and stopped when it reached the wall. The sound of knives slashing came from the ceiling.
"Guys, freeze. Don't move..." Brad said. He turned around. "You guys! Don't move back there! Don't move!"
"What?" Yes asked.
"Freeze!" Brad said.
Boulders shook from the ceiling.
"Run, you guys! Run!" Brad yelled.
They all ran to a hole in the side of the wall to avoid getting crushed by the boulders that were starting to fall.
"Holy shit!" Yes screamed as he almost got crushed by a boulder. He ran forward.
Almost all of the boulders have fell down by now. It was making it's way to the hole in the wall. The ground shook.
"Boom!" The ground roared as the boulder hit it.
Brad had to get out of the hole to get the map. He was so close of getting hit by a boulder. He ran back and made it in the tunnel.
"Man... that was close!" Anonymous said.
Everyone was shuffling around, mumbling.
"Wait, listen! It sounds like somebody's down there." Zack said.
Zack crawled toward the rock that blocked an entrance.
"Shut up and listen." Zack said.
Everyone opened their eyes wide, curious of what was down there.
"Maybe it's a way out!" Blizzard said.
"Maybe it's the Anti Clan!" Fluffy said.
"Maybe Dukebox found the police!" Yes said.
"Maybe it's another one of Flippy's booby traps!"
Zack pushed the rock aside.
"Zack... God put that rock there for a purpose, and um... I'm not so sure you should move it... or anything..." Fluffy said.
"Hello?" Zack called out to the entrance.
A lot of noises stirred, and out flew a ton of bats.
"Bats!" Zack screamed.
Blizzard started freaking out and swatted the bats.
"Save me! They're in my hair!" Brad yelled.
Fluffy's eyes went wide. "Help! Rabies! Rabies!" she yelled. "Rabies! We're going to get rabies!"
"But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket... climbed up to the balcony... and then I amde a noise like this. Hweh! Hwehhh! Hwehhhhhh! And then I dumped it over the side... on all the people in the audience... then... then... then this was horrible, all the people started getting sick, and throwing up all over each other... I never felt so bad in my entire life!" Dukebox said.
"I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma." Freckleslam laughed.
"Hit puree!" Stella yelled to Jeepermash.
"No! I'm too young!" Dukebox screamed as they started to shove his arm in the blender. "I want to play the violin! Not my hand!"
"Do I get the truth, or do you get juiced!" Stella screeched.
The fireplace exploded open, with bats flying out.
"The kid's not kidding, Ma! There really is a tunnel down there!" Jeepermash yelled. "Watch your hair! They're going for your hair!"
Freckleslam made a cross sign with his hands. "Watch your veins, Ma!" Freckleslam screamed.
"Hey, Brad! If you can hear me, run! Run! They're coming after you!" Dukebox shouted.