Contains spoilers about recent One Piece!

Subject: Usopp aka Sogeking

Source/Inspiration: One Piece and its fangirls

Theory: So, time for the long nosed sniper of the Mugiwaras! When we leave him he is fatter than a sumowrestler, stuck on a giganormous (word is copyrighted to PrincessXD) and man-eating plant with a "superhero" aka known as Herakles aka a cry-out to those gigantic bugs which according to Oda-sensei is every boys dream. So every boy gets turned on on bugs...?

OK! LET'S LEAVE THAT TOPIC! OO''

But, what will happen to him? Well, Oda has also said that Usopp will forever be the weakest among the Mugiwaras, but he also said that Luffy would forever be 17. So anything can happen! I foretell an even more ridicoulous cape, a new mask and a virginity (previously saved for Kaya) lost to a bug-samurai-clad-man-thing. He might also encounter some cool OCs, his father and a giant. And hopefully he'll undergo some plastic surgery and do like his father and get dreadlocks~

In the end he'll return to his homevillage and he and Kaya will marry and live happily ever after!

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