I do not own One Piece!
And no, have NOT been completely forgetting about these theories...
Subject: Lolonoa Zoro
Source/Inspiration: Every time he gets lost.
Theory: Well, well, well... It is a known fact among all One Piece fans that Lolonoa Zoro has absolutely no sense of direction whatsoever. It doesn't exist, he can't take directions and thinks he can use clouds as landmarks. I believe that these problems steam from either horrifying episodes in his childhood involving a map and a compass, or it goes so deep as to his genes.
Yes, Zoro has such a bad sense of direction that it affects his genes. Which takes us to the other half of this theory, namely that Zoro is gay.
Many a fangirl will agree on this. But I can (almost) prove it! It is just this simple;
Zoro's genes knows he has really bad sense of direction and that it'll spread to the rest of the humankind if he ever gets kids. With other words, is with a woman. So he simply is gay since his body doesn't want to pollute the rest of the population.
Or the genes also have really bad sense of direction and has gone lost from the gene pool.
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