"So, what will your lecture next week be about?" asked Tsunade.
Jiraya gulped. Crap! He thought. I can't let her know I'm gonna talk about sex, or else she might think of me as a...a PERV, or something!
"Er...I'm going to talk about the fabulous and awe-inspiring topic of..." Jiraya tried to stall. "s...suh...SAILING! Yeah, I'm gonna talk about sailing!" Jiraya finished, looking rather pleased with himself.
"Hmmm..." Tsunade looked at him skeptically. For some reason, she felt that he was lying.
"LADY HOKAGE!" Shizune poked her.
"Huh? What? Where's my sake...?" Tsunade groggily opened her eyes.
"Did you know that Jiraya-san gave a speech yesterday?" Shizune inquired on. "He certainly had a unique view of the topic, wouldn't you say?"
Tsunade peered at Shizune. "That's weird...He's only done it twice; the first time he threw up, and the second time he fell off in the middle of it."
"...BWAHAHAHAHA!" Shizune laughed herself out of the room.