"Frick!" cursed Choji. "There's a test coming up and I know I'm gonna fail!" He curled up into a fetal position and started to suck his thumb.
Shikamaru sighed. "Hmph. Test, schmest. I've never studied for a test before in my life. Studying is such a drag." He rolled over onto his back.
Choji suddenly had...an epiphany.
Hey...Choji thought to himself. If I just copy off of Shikamaru's paper, then I'm home free! "... Hey, Shikamaru, mind if I sit next to you tomorrow?"
Shikamaru rolled over onto his stomach. "Gawd, life is such a drag..."
"Uh...I'll take that as a yes."
AFTER THE TEST
Iruka paced importantly while he flipped through the graded tests. "The top scorer on this test will be given a week off from missions." He announced.
Choji allowed himself an evil smirk. YEAH, BABY!!! I'M A SHOO-IN!!
Iruka continued to pace. "We had two top scorers, Choji and Shikamaru. However, Shikamaru will get a week off from missions, while Choji will recieve detentions every day for a month." He gave Choji his best stink-eye.
"NANI??!!" Choji was shocked into Japanese.
Iruka smiled evilly. "That's right Choji. Shikamaru's answer to number 12 was 'Life is a drag'. Yours was 'That's totally true'."