It was yet another day at the Akatsuki hideout.

Deidara stared at the only female member of the Akatsuki. "Wow, un, Konan's really pretty!" He mumbled.

Kisame was undressing Konan with his eyes. "I KNOW! If she was our leader, I'd never be able to concentrate on my missions!" He sighed.

"Good thing we have Pein." Kakuzu muttered, while counting his suitcase of money for the 375th time that day.

Pein looked hurt. "What?" He whined.